your ideal day with xeno (represented by Timminz, QC)

by **Serbia** on Sat Jun 15, 2013 4:47 pm

I'd like to tag along with Scotty, watching as he trolls for chicks. I'll laugh at each and every one of his failures, while drinking copious amounts of liquor. And lastly, we'll watch The Matrix. I think he'll enjoy that part of the day.

Bollocks.

by / on Sat Jun 15, 2013 4:50 pm

DC Superhero LARP.

by **Metsfanmax** on Sat Jun 15, 2013 4:58 pm

Listening to him tell me about the gold market for six hours, and then the silver market for another six.

by **Haggis_McMutton** on Sat Jun 15, 2013 5:53 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:Listening to him tell me about the gold market for six hours, and then the silver market for another six.

mets is playing to win.

by **AndyDufresne** on Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:35 pm

12 hours of cross referencing various encyclopedias, dictionaries, and other scholarly works in an attempt to better define libertarian.

--Andy

by **Funkyterrance** on Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:48 pm

We'd spend the day at Arby's. Our goal: to eat every single item on the menu. I imagine we would discuss Batman for at least part of the time.

by **jonesthecurl** on Sat Jun 15, 2013 9:57 pm

He's tied up and gagged. I spend 12 hours telling him what's wrong with the Watchmen movie and the Batman trilogy.
Incidentally, the movie talk is optional, I could just leave.

by **jonesthecurl** on Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:00 pm

...and there's no need to call "time" at the end of 12 hours. I could stay away for at least a month.

by **john9blue** on Sat Jun 15, 2013 11:10 pm

11 hours of passive-aggressive forum threats for no reason in threads that are supposed to be for fun

1 hour of heckling jones during his comedy show (but still buying the t-shirt afterwards)

by **Army of GOD** on Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:07 am

saxitoxin wrote:- 12 hours of smelling FT's jock-strap

f*ck off

- 12 hours of smelling john9blue's jock-strap as john9blue massages FT's nipples

YES

- 12 hours of playing soccer and showering with nietzsche

YES

- 12 hours of attending a dog show with jonesthecurl

YES

- 12 hours of playing rugby, drinking beer and punching dwarfs with TGD

already told you to f*ck off

by **Army of GOD** on Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:08 am

kkk rallies

by **ooge** on Sun Jun 16, 2013 4:11 am

12 hours of discussing political history in the U.S. and history in general at some point he will tire but I never will.

by **Haggis_McMutton** on Sun Jun 16, 2013 4:14 am

Haggis_McMutton wrote:12 hours in one or several pubs. Ales, burgers and debates (mixed with the random personal stories here and there).

Hey, I just realised saxi ignored my proposal with the greeks.

SAXI, I DEMAND A REFUND!

by **Haggis_McMutton** on Sun Jun 16, 2013 4:15 am

Also:

12 hours of masturbatory navel-gazing.

by **notyou2** on Sun Jun 16, 2013 8:53 am

10 hours of protesting the government spending money on things such as highways and schools, then 2 hours of letter writing to the local paper editor complaining about the poor state of repair the roads and schools are in.

What fun we would have.

by **DoomYoshi** on Sun Jun 16, 2013 1:18 pm

We would host a Taylor Swift/Anne Hathaway/New Kids on the Block charity telethon to raise funds for impeaching Obama.

by **2dimes** on Sun Jun 16, 2013 1:21 pm

Eat a cheese cake. Remaining time spent, "What do you want to do next?" "I don't know, what do you want todo next?"...

by **saxitoxin** on Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:55 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
- 12 hours of smelling john9blue's jock-strap as john9blue massages FT's nipples

YES

John9blue's ball sweat smells so good that Christian Dior once kidnapped him, forced him to play basketball for an hour, and then had him crouch over a bottle. That bottle is now known as Midnight Poison, by Dior, and sells for $65 at Macy's.

by **Metsfanmax** on Sun Jun 16, 2013 3:03 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
- 12 hours of smelling john9blue's jock-strap as john9blue massages FT's nipples

YES

John9blue's ball sweat smells so good that Christian Dior once kidnapped him, forced him to play basketball for an hour, and then had him crouch over a bottle. That bottle is now known as Midnight Poison, by Dior, and sells for $65 at Macy's.

I heard that it was being marketed as Sex Panther by a different company.

by **saxitoxin** on Sun Jun 16, 2013 3:03 pm

SCOTT'S IDEAL DAY WITH YOU

Scott will now choose which suggestions he prefers by selecting his top 3 options:

- 12 hours of picking up chicks and watching the Matrix with drunk Serbia as wingman
- 12 hours of LARP'ing DC Comics
- 12 hours of lecturing Mets about gold and silver investing
- 12 hours of cross referencing encyclopedias, etc., to better define libertarian with Andy
- 12 hours of of eating Beef & Cheddar and Jamocha Shakes with FT while discussing Batman
- 12 hours of being told what's wrong with Watchmen while hog-tied with jonesthecurl
- 12 hours of LARP'ing Malcolm in the Middle with john9blue
- 12 hours attending Klan rallies with AoG
- 12 hours of discussing history with ooge
- 12 hours of fetishist masturbation with Haggis
- 12 hours of protesting and letter writing with notyou2
- 12 hours of organizing a NKOB telethon with DoomYoshi
- 12 hours of eating cheesecake and having a staring contest with 2dimes

by **saxitoxin** on Sun Jun 16, 2013 3:04 pm

Metsfanmax

by **rishaed** on Sun Jun 16, 2013 3:24 pm

10 hrs of playing video games while debating Philosophy, 2hrs of silence in Oblivion.

by **Army of GOD** on Sun Jun 16, 2013 3:39 pm

Amusement park

by **Phatscotty** on Sun Jun 16, 2013 3:43 pm

We'd go sight seeing in Washington D.C. and spend the rest of the day watching 2001: A Space Odyssey w/discussion

by **2dimes** on Sun Jun 16, 2013 6:18 pm

France! Oui! Straight to the med sea for shell fish. Probably some coffee maybe Big Macs. Visit either Rennes Le Chateau or one of the closer abandoned Cather strong holds. I love those places. Finally to the glider club between CampGast and puivert so we can visit those guys and Max can tell them what the crazy Honglaise is saying.