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America Just Knows Better Than Those Other Countries

Postby pimpdave on Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:58 am

Secretly, everyone in the world wishes they were American. That's why we go around the world turning those countries into a labor force, because we're just better than everyone else in the USA.

Please feel free to fill the rest of this thread with testamonials about how much better the USA is than everywhere else or to thank us Americans for existing.
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Re: America Just Knows Better Than Those Other Countries

Postby Gillipig on Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:10 am

I can't wait until it's broken up in north and south again :)!
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Re: America Just Knows Better Than Those Other Countries

Postby tzor on Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:52 am

Why, of course, everyone knows that America is better than all other countries. It's even better than that stupid country between Canada and Mexico.

But of course America is not "Better" ... America (used to be) "Exceptional" as in "the exception to the rule." Ah but lately, so many people in power in the US wanted us to be just like Europe and so we are less and less the exception to the common European rule.

So the US has become less better and less better every decade.
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Re: America Just Knows Better Than Those Other Countries

Postby john9blue on Sun Jun 23, 2013 11:34 am

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Re: America Just Knows Better Than Those Other Countries

Postby waauw on Sun Jun 23, 2013 2:14 pm

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Re: America Just Knows Better Than Those Other Countries

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Jun 23, 2013 2:23 pm

Thank you for existing.

America's not all it's cracked up to be, and the imperial tendencies are unfortunate, but on balance it has still done more good than bad.
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Re: America Just Knows Better Than Those Other Countries

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Re: America Just Knows Better Than Those Other Countries

Postby ooge on Sun Jun 23, 2013 2:59 pm

pimpdave wrote:Secretly, everyone in the world wishes they were American. That's why we go around the world turning those countries into a labor force, because we're just better than everyone else in the USA.

Please feel free to fill the rest of this thread with testamonials about how much better the USA is than everywhere else or to thank us Americans for existing.


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Re: America Just Knows Better Than Those Other Countries

Postby Qwert on Sun Jun 23, 2013 4:44 pm

200 years of wars. Not one single year US can not be in peace.
Just one year without some intervention in some 10000 miles away country, and in US will start revolution.
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Re: America Just Knows Better Than Those Other Countries

Postby pimpdave on Sun Jun 23, 2013 5:46 pm

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Re: America Just Knows Better Than Those Other Countries

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:41 pm

qwert wrote:200 years of wars. Not one single year US can not be in peace.
Just one year without some intervention in some 10000 miles away country, and in US will start revolution.



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Re: America Just Knows Better Than Those Other Countries

Postby Woodruff on Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:46 pm

Gillipig wrote:I can't wait until it's broken up in north and south again :)!


Can we just donate Texas back to Mexico?
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Re: America Just Knows Better Than Those Other Countries

Postby Woodruff on Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:48 pm

tzor wrote:Why, of course, everyone knows that America is better than all other countries. It's even better than that stupid country between Canada and Mexico.

But of course America is not "Better" ... America (used to be) "Exceptional" as in "the exception to the rule." Ah but lately, so many people in power in the US wanted us to be just like Europe and so we are less and less the exception to the common European rule.

So the US has become less better and less better every decade.


The US may have become less and less better every decade (that might be an interesting argument), but I don't at all believe it has to do with "SOCIALISM!!!!!". Rather, I would suggest it has to do with many other things, with that being so far down the list as to be immaterial. In large part, I believe we are simply victims of our own success, to be honest.
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Re: America Just Knows Better Than Those Other Countries

Postby tzor on Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:00 pm

waauw wrote:
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I'm calling BS on this one. Binge drinking is far worse in England than it is in the US. Binge drinking rates could be higher than thought.
"England is a nation of secret boozers," The Independent argues, as it reports on a study investigating the discrepancy between alcohol sales in England and the amount people say they drink in surveys.

International estimates suggest people can underestimate their alcohol intake by around 40 to 60%. In what amounts to be a series of educated guesses based on alcohol sales figures, the researchers came up with new estimates of alcohol consumption by assuming that all drinkers were underestimating their consumption by 40%. They used these hypothetical figures to 'bump up' previous real-life estimates compiled by health surveys.

Using this approach, the researchers estimate that the proportion of adults estimated to be binge drinkers in England increased:
by 20% in men, pushing the overall estimate up to 52%
by 28% in women, pushing the overall estimate up to 56%

As the authors admit, assuming that everyone underestimates their alcohol consumption by 40% was a bit of a blunt approach. Also, the difference between sales and reported consumption may be due to many reasons other than under-reporting.

Still, this study serves to highlight that survey data alone is not providing the full picture about alcohol consumption in England. All of us need to be aware that the data from these surveys could underestimate the amount of alcohol people consume and what this means for public health.


As for France, “Le binge drinking” is on the rise in France, despite less drinking overall.
In France, imbibing six or more alcoholic beverages in one sitting is officially known as an alcoolisation ponctuelle importante—”serious intoxication episode.” Perhaps because of the term’s blandness, the French also use the English expression “binge drinking,” tacking on the definite article “le.”

In fact, le binge drinking appears in the glossary of a recent report (pdf, in French) by the French Observatory for Drugs and Addiction, which also shows that the behavior itself has become much more prevalent among young adults.

From 2003 to 2011, the number of French between the ages of 18 and 25 who reported binge drinking within the past month grew by 57%; the number of 17-year-olds, by 14%. France raised the legal drinking age from 16 to 18 in 2009.

What’s surprising about the trend, aside from the fact that the French have a reputation for drinking in moderation, is that alcohol consumption in the country as a whole has been dropping steadily since the early 1960s. Soft drinks and fruit juice have come to replace wine as the beverage of choice at the dinner table; in 1980, wine was served at about half of all meals, but in 2010, it only appeared at one out of four.
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Re: America Just Knows Better Than Those Other Countries

Postby waauw on Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:33 pm

tzor wrote:
waauw wrote:
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I'm calling BS on this one. Binge drinking is far worse in England than it is in the US. Binge drinking rates could be higher than thought.
"England is a nation of secret boozers," The Independent argues, as it reports on a study investigating the discrepancy between alcohol sales in England and the amount people say they drink in surveys.

International estimates suggest people can underestimate their alcohol intake by around 40 to 60%. In what amounts to be a series of educated guesses based on alcohol sales figures, the researchers came up with new estimates of alcohol consumption by assuming that all drinkers were underestimating their consumption by 40%. They used these hypothetical figures to 'bump up' previous real-life estimates compiled by health surveys.

Using this approach, the researchers estimate that the proportion of adults estimated to be binge drinkers in England increased:
by 20% in men, pushing the overall estimate up to 52%
by 28% in women, pushing the overall estimate up to 56%

As the authors admit, assuming that everyone underestimates their alcohol consumption by 40% was a bit of a blunt approach. Also, the difference between sales and reported consumption may be due to many reasons other than under-reporting.

Still, this study serves to highlight that survey data alone is not providing the full picture about alcohol consumption in England. All of us need to be aware that the data from these surveys could underestimate the amount of alcohol people consume and what this means for public health.


As for France, “Le binge drinking” is on the rise in France, despite less drinking overall.
In France, imbibing six or more alcoholic beverages in one sitting is officially known as an alcoolisation ponctuelle importante—”serious intoxication episode.” Perhaps because of the term’s blandness, the French also use the English expression “binge drinking,” tacking on the definite article “le.”

In fact, le binge drinking appears in the glossary of a recent report (pdf, in French) by the French Observatory for Drugs and Addiction, which also shows that the behavior itself has become much more prevalent among young adults.

From 2003 to 2011, the number of French between the ages of 18 and 25 who reported binge drinking within the past month grew by 57%; the number of 17-year-olds, by 14%. France raised the legal drinking age from 16 to 18 in 2009.

What’s surprising about the trend, aside from the fact that the French have a reputation for drinking in moderation, is that alcohol consumption in the country as a whole has been dropping steadily since the early 1960s. Soft drinks and fruit juice have come to replace wine as the beverage of choice at the dinner table; in 1980, wine was served at about half of all meals, but in 2010, it only appeared at one out of four.


lol tzor, it was a joke :P
Also, the meme didn't show off that europeans aren't binge drinkers. It jokes about a presumption that europeans would be able to take alcohol better(which is probably not true if you look at europe as a whole).

and the reason england's got so many bingedrinkers is because of their idiotic rule that bars have to close early.
Lastly you should realise that the girls in the pic aren't french nor brittish. They seem to be dressed in some traditional Bayern clothes. They're probably at the München Bierfesten(Germany).
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Re: America Just Knows Better Than Those Other Countries

Postby notyou2 on Mon Jun 24, 2013 9:37 pm

How can a country that is king of fundamentalism and porn be messed up?
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