Top Stories from Canada by sax

by **BigBallinStalin** on Mon Jun 24, 2013 3:36 am

saxitoxin wrote:1. The Canadian National Women's Soccer Team has been hired as the live-in entertainers at a retirement home in Rockville, Maryland.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/story/201 ... ml?cmp=rss

2. Canadian university students say they're satisfied with their sex lives. [/b]
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/story/201 ... urvey.html

3. A RV (Recreational Vehicle) crashed on Highway 103, just past Exit 4.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scot ... -fire.html

by **Dukasaur** on Mon Jun 24, 2013 7:42 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:2. Canadian university students say they're satisfied with their sex lives. [/b]
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/story/201 ... urvey.html

University students happy with their sex life

The study's findings about Canadian university students are in stark contrast to the American experience described in Donna Freitas' new book, The End of Sex: How Hookup Culture Is Leaving a Generation Unhappy, Sexually Unfulfilled, and Confused About Intimacy.

In May, Freitas told CBC Radio listeners that at American universities, "Mostly, students are ambivalent or they're fairly unhappy.

"And one of the things I thought was really shocking was that when I asked students to talk about their hook-ups, pleasure almost never came up. They didn't talk about pleasure, as if pleasure was not even a part of the bargain."

This thread is now about the superiority of Canadian sex versus American sex.

by **BigBallinStalin** on Mon Jun 24, 2013 8:56 am

Sex in Canadian is inferior to sex in America because it is so much colder in Canada. Nipples are frozen, and penises are shriveled. It's a sad place, and they do not know any better.

by **saxitoxin** on Mon Jun 24, 2013 9:07 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:Sex in Canadian is inferior to sex in America because it is so much colder in Canada. Nipples are frozen, and penises are shriveled.

I heard it's better because it's so cold that penises are all frozen solid.

Also, it's not as stressful because you don't have to constantly be looking over your shoulder to make sure xeno didn't suddenly decide to join in.

by **saxitoxin** on Mon Jun 24, 2013 9:22 am

Czech Army have unveiled a new, top secret flying bicycle. Could this shift the balance of power in Europe?

by **notyou2** on Mon Jun 24, 2013 8:53 pm

If the dutch get their hands on that, and put skates on it in the winter, the balance of power will definitely shift in favour of the Dutch.

They have shit ton of bicycles and skates.

by **Dukasaur** on Mon Jun 24, 2013 9:38 pm

saxitoxin wrote:Czech Army have unveiled a new, top secret flying bicycle. Could this shift the balance of power in Europe?

Czechs are good at coming up with ideas.

by **2dimes** on Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:09 pm

Looks fabulous if you're a mannequin.

You missed the swimming cat.

by **DoomYoshi** on Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:10 pm

HUGE NEWS!!!

The Body Break couple have been announced as competitors on Amazing Race Canada. This is the largest Canadian media event since North of 60 had its finale!

by **saxitoxin** on Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:50 pm

2dimes wrote:Looks fabulous if you're a mannequin.

You missed the swimming cat.

THE HELL I DID!

viewtopic.php?f=8&t=192291

by **2dimes** on Sat Jun 29, 2013 10:07 pm

Now that was a successful troll. First I saw of that cat was in your thread.

by **notyou2** on Sun Jun 30, 2013 7:35 am

DoomYoshi wrote:HUGE NEWS!!!

The Body Break couple have been announced as competitors on Amazing Race Canada. This is the largest Canadian media event since North of 60 had its finale!

They were annoying in the 70's and early 80's, the first time they were around. The fact they brought them back and now are going to be on amazing race is enough for me to shoot all my televisions, if I was allowed to have a gun in Canada.

by **2dimes** on Sun Jun 30, 2013 11:14 am

Lifting those televisions over your head and throwing them out a window or down a flight of stairs can be an excellent way to excersise your arms and back.

As with any excersise, be sure to warm up and stretch prior to picking up your televisions.

Joanne is showing the correct technique to use in lifting a television while I remove this screen from the window....