TeeGee wrote:man up
throw out the tea
DRINK BEER
Ok, totally serious am serious.
I think I discovered what was giving me "numb tongue". The odd thing about the tongue burning in the first place is I don't actually remember burning my tongue, I just assumed it was the result of a hot beverage(tea most likely). As it turns out, I think it may actually be BEER that was the culprit! Not just any beer but an evil (you guessed it) Canadian beer. I don't normally try new beer and stick with one brand but on a whim I tried some Molson Ice(AKA The Devil's Urine). It has a pretty sexy looking label(as you might expect from a beer brewed by Satan) and I thought it would look nice on my table.
Well first off, that stuff is shit. It doesn't even taste like beer but merely get's you hella drunk in half the time with the added bonus of a guaranteed hangover. I did some experimenting against my better judgment because at first I found it hard to believe that the Canadians hated us that much but being my naturally trusting self, I let my tongue rest from this vile stuff for a day or so, noticing my tongue was working just fine and so pounded one before bed to find that the next morning I couldn't taste my cocoa puffs. THIS SHIT EATS YOUR TONGUE LIKE ACID !!!
Not only have I sworn off all Molson products I now have one more reason among a lengthy list to believe that Canada is our mortal enemy and should not be trusted to any degree whatsoever.
