american embassies are being closed in every country where pyjamas are worn outside the house. the reason? the government heard something that they won't tell anyone about, so the embassies need to close up shop for a few days.
oh yeah, and this just proves that what the NSA is doing is golden after all. anyone who objects to the NSA's monitoring of communications is now a traitor. that secret work is saving your countrymen from unidentified threats. jump in line, you flag-hating scum!