Conquer Club

ATTN SWEDISH MEN!

\\OFF-TOPIC// conversations about everything that has nothing to do with Conquer Club.

Moderator: Community Team

Forum rules
Please read the Community Guidelines before posting.

ATTN SWEDISH MEN!

Postby Nobunaga on Sat Aug 10, 2013 7:42 pm

I'm spreading the word, for the sake of future Swedish generations.

Buy iron swimwear!

http://www.thelocal.se/49558/20130809/
Last edited by Nobunaga on Sun Aug 11, 2013 2:27 pm, edited 1 time in total.
User avatar
Sergeant 1st Class Nobunaga
 
Posts: 1058
Joined: Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:09 am
Location: West of Osaka

Re: ATTN SWEDISH MEN!

Postby 2dimes on Sat Aug 10, 2013 7:49 pm

More importantly.
the local wrote:Ecstatic organizers of a Swedish music festival said that Syrian singer Omar Souleyman has finally been granted a visa after an initial application was refused by Swedish authorities.
User avatar
Corporal 2dimes
 
Posts: 13098
Joined: Wed May 31, 2006 1:08 pm
Location: Pepperoni Hug Spot.

Re: ATTN SWEDISH MEN!

Postby Nobunaga on Sat Aug 10, 2013 7:53 pm

2dimes wrote:More importantly.
the local wrote:Ecstatic organizers of a Swedish music festival said that Syrian singer Omar Souleyman has finally been granted a visa after an initial application was refused by Swedish authorities.


More importantly? Seriously?

Future generations of beautiful, well-figured blonde beauties are at stake here. This Pacu threatens the likelihood of their very existence.
User avatar
Sergeant 1st Class Nobunaga
 
Posts: 1058
Joined: Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:09 am
Location: West of Osaka

Re: ATTN SWEDISH MEN!

Postby nietzsche on Sat Aug 10, 2013 7:57 pm

"They bite because they're hungry, and testicles sit nicely in their mouth,"

that sounds a lot like AoG.

Maybe we should call him pacu.
el cartoncito mas triste del mundo
User avatar
General nietzsche
 
Posts: 4597
Joined: Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:29 am
Location: Fantasy Cooperstown

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: ATTN SWEDISH MEN!

Postby ManBungalow on Sat Aug 10, 2013 7:57 pm

2dimes wrote:More importantly.
the local wrote:Ecstatic organizers of a Swedish music festival said that Syrian singer Omar Souleyman has finally been granted a visa after an initial application was refused by Swedish authorities.


2dimes you didn't delete the subject line for your post.

We have standards to maintain.
Image
Colonel ManBungalow
 
Posts: 3431
Joined: Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:02 am
Location: On a giant rock orbiting a star somewhere

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: ATTN SWEDISH MEN!

Postby 2dimes on Sat Aug 10, 2013 8:23 pm

I don't.

Also it's probably even better if all the swedish men lose their penii. Guys with one should increase in value.
User avatar
Corporal 2dimes
 
Posts: 13098
Joined: Wed May 31, 2006 1:08 pm
Location: Pepperoni Hug Spot.

Re: ATTN SWEDISH MEN!

Postby Serbia on Sun Aug 11, 2013 8:38 am

Image

Bollocks.
CONFUSED? YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOU'RE RIPE
saxitoxin wrote:Serbia is a RUDE DUDE
may not be a PRUDE, but he's gotta 'TUDE
might not be LEWD, but he's gonna get BOOED
RUDE
User avatar
Captain Serbia
 
Posts: 12280
Joined: Sun Jan 14, 2007 10:10 pm
Location: Detroit

Re: ATTN SWEDISH MEN!

Postby / on Mon Aug 12, 2013 1:50 am

I didn't know it was possible to swim in Sweden, shouldn't your testicles have already collapsed into a concave indention by the time you entered the water?
Sergeant 1st Class /
 
Posts: 484
Joined: Sat Dec 22, 2007 2:41 am

Re: ATTN SWEDISH MEN!

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Aug 13, 2013 1:55 pm

NPR has an article too, with some nice quotes: http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/201 ... skinny-dip

The appearance of a Brazilian fish has sent a chill through summertime swimmers in Sweden and Denmark. The alarming fish isn't the much-feared piranha but its cousin, the pacu, which has large teeth and a reputation for attacking men's testicles.

Museum expert Henrik Carl explained the potential danger posed by the fish to Sweden's The Local, saying the pacu's "mouth is not so big, so of course it normally eats nuts, fruit, and small fish, but human testicles are just a natural target. It's not normal to get your testicles bitten off, of course, but it can happen, especially now in Sweden."



--Andy
User avatar
Corporal 1st Class AndyDufresne
 
Posts: 24935
Joined: Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:22 pm
Location: A Banana Palm in Zihuatanejo

Re: ATTN SWEDISH MEN!

Postby Gillipig on Tue Aug 13, 2013 5:03 pm

/ wrote:I didn't know it was possible to swim in Sweden, shouldn't your testicles have already collapsed into a concave indention by the time you entered the water?

Our nuts are particularly cold resistant.
AoG for President of the World!!
I promise he will put George W. Bush to shame!
User avatar
Lieutenant Gillipig
 
Posts: 3565
Joined: Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:24 pm


Return to Acceptable Content

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users