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Postby CBlake on Sat Aug 17, 2013 12:10 pm

Is mine big?
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Re: Penis

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Aug 17, 2013 7:42 pm

Mine is so big, the airlines insist that it buy its own ticket.
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Postby CBlake on Sat Aug 17, 2013 8:02 pm

Dukasaur wrote:Mine is so big, the airlines insist that it buy its own ticket.


They thought I had a weapon in my pocket, when they were patting me down
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Re: Penis

Postby loutil on Sun Aug 18, 2013 7:57 am

CBlake wrote:Is mine big?

Only if your girlfriend has small hands... :lol:
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Re: Penis

Postby CBlake on Sun Aug 18, 2013 8:33 am

loutil wrote:
CBlake wrote:Is mine big?

Only if your girlfriend has small hands... :lol:


She does, so its extra big lulz
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Re: Penis

Postby Beko the Great on Sun Aug 18, 2013 10:26 am

Dukasaur wrote:Mine is so big, the airlines insist that it buy its own ticket.


Mine is so big, it has a red blinking light so airplanes won't crash 8-)
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Re: Penis

Postby oVo on Sun Aug 18, 2013 11:41 am

Don't worry, you can always buy a Tesla.
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Re: Penis

Postby CBlake on Sun Aug 18, 2013 7:00 pm

Mines so big, I get carpet burn walking around the house naked
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Re: Penis

Postby NoSurvivors on Sun Aug 18, 2013 7:05 pm

When I walk around naked I get rug burn..
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Re: Penis

Postby Phatscotty on Mon Aug 19, 2013 3:43 am

Mine.....people are always trying to look at it in the shower at the gym. One time a fellow came to me and said "Hey ya phat f*ck, sorry about getting weird in the shower earlier. Honestly, I just had to see that thing. But when I tried to look I ran into your bald headed broad shouldered vein poppin bodyguard and I got scared and ran away. I figured he said something to you. Well, anyways, sorry."

I chortled....."Kent, I don't have a bodyguard."
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Re: Penis

Postby TheProwler on Wed Aug 21, 2013 12:18 am

CBlake wrote:Is mine big?


Hard to say.
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