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Most Criminal city in the US!!!!

Postby DoomYoshi on Sun Aug 18, 2013 5:20 pm

San Luis Obispo!

Check out some REAL 911 CALLS!

Look for a male suspect 6:48 a.m. Aug. 9, 3141 Spring St. in Paso Robles

A man said someone took all his clothing from a washing machine, but his wife’s clothing was not taken.


The bong is gone 4:16 p.m. Aug. 12, 900 block of Carner Court in Paso Robles

A man wanted an officer to stand by while he contacted his 18-year-old son. His son was upset because the father had broken the son’s glass marijuana pipe that morning. The son texted his dad and said he would break $60 worth of his dad’s belongings if he didn’t pay for the broken item.

Something’s happening here 2:10 a.m. Aug. 9, 1600 block of Poppy Lane in Paso Robles

A woman said she had just gotten home and the kitchen screen tabs were on the inside and the screen had been turned outside. She also said the setting options had been removed from her phone and when she called 411, they couldn’t hear her.


I am starting to think that saxi's reign of terror needs to be stopped.

http://www.sanluisobispo.com/2013/08/18/2638112/feeling-harassed-by-air-traffic.html
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Re: Most Criminal city in the US!!!!

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Aug 18, 2013 7:16 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:San Luis Obispo!

Check out some REAL 911 CALLS!

Look for a male suspect 6:48 a.m. Aug. 9, 3141 Spring St. in Paso Robles

A man said someone took all his clothing from a washing machine, but his wife’s clothing was not taken.


The bong is gone 4:16 p.m. Aug. 12, 900 block of Carner Court in Paso Robles

A man wanted an officer to stand by while he contacted his 18-year-old son. His son was upset because the father had broken the son’s glass marijuana pipe that morning. The son texted his dad and said he would break $60 worth of his dad’s belongings if he didn’t pay for the broken item.

Something’s happening here 2:10 a.m. Aug. 9, 1600 block of Poppy Lane in Paso Robles

A woman said she had just gotten home and the kitchen screen tabs were on the inside and the screen had been turned outside. She also said the setting options had been removed from her phone and when she called 411, they couldn’t hear her.


I am starting to think that saxi's reign of terror needs to be stopped.

http://www.sanluisobispo.com/2013/08/18/2638112/feeling-harassed-by-air-traffic.html


San Luis Obispo is almost 100 miles from Saxi's compound. See:

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It's the turf of my nemesis, Tetrodotoxin, and his girlfriend Esperanza.

I shouldn't say he's that much of a "nemesis" as we've sometimes teamed up to go after Conotoxin and his floozy of a girlfriend Estrellita. They live in San Juan Capistrano. Recently Tetrodotoxin and I teamed-up to steal their birds, though they don't know that yet ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCoLUJ7p9U4
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Re: Most Criminal city in the US!!!!

Postby CBlake on Sun Aug 18, 2013 7:19 pm

I want to move to Cali so bad
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Re: Most Criminal city in the US!!!!

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sun Aug 18, 2013 10:40 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:San Luis Obispo!

Check out some REAL 911 CALLS!

Look for a male suspect 6:48 a.m. Aug. 9, 3141 Spring St. in Paso Robles

A man said someone took all his clothing from a washing machine, but his wife’s clothing was not taken.


The bong is gone 4:16 p.m. Aug. 12, 900 block of Carner Court in Paso Robles

A man wanted an officer to stand by while he contacted his 18-year-old son. His son was upset because the father had broken the son’s glass marijuana pipe that morning. The son texted his dad and said he would break $60 worth of his dad’s belongings if he didn’t pay for the broken item.

Something’s happening here 2:10 a.m. Aug. 9, 1600 block of Poppy Lane in Paso Robles

A woman said she had just gotten home and the kitchen screen tabs were on the inside and the screen had been turned outside. She also said the setting options had been removed from her phone and when she called 411, they couldn’t hear her.


I am starting to think that saxi's reign of terror needs to be stopped.

http://www.sanluisobispo.com/2013/08/18/2638112/feeling-harassed-by-air-traffic.html


San Luis Obispo is almost 100 miles from Saxi's compound. See:

Image

It's the turf of my nemesis, Tetrodotoxin, and his girlfriend Esperanza.

I shouldn't say he's that much of a "nemesis" as we've sometimes teamed up to go after Conotoxin and his floozy of a girlfriend Estrellita. They live in San Juan Capistrano. Recently Tetrodotoxin and I teamed-up to steal their birds, though they don't know that yet ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCoLUJ7p9U4


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Re: Most Criminal city in the US!!!!

Postby Lootifer on Mon Aug 19, 2013 12:05 am

This is, strangely, the first time I have googled Saxi's name. Interesting.

For those who cbf with google; Saxi's nemisis did a cameo in one of my favourite simpsons episodes.
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Re: Most Criminal city in the US!!!!

Postby Phatscotty on Mon Aug 19, 2013 12:15 am

I was just in Santa Barbara. If I had known about all this lawlessness at the time, I totally would have driven through San Luis Obispo with no seat belt on while smoking an electronic cigarette and gotten my groceries in all plastic bags.

That's like 600$ worth of fines
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Re: Most Criminal city in the US!!!!

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Aug 19, 2013 4:48 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:San Luis Obispo!

Check out some REAL 911 CALLS!

Look for a male suspect 6:48 a.m. Aug. 9, 3141 Spring St. in Paso Robles

A man said someone took all his clothing from a washing machine, but his wife’s clothing was not taken.


The bong is gone 4:16 p.m. Aug. 12, 900 block of Carner Court in Paso Robles

A man wanted an officer to stand by while he contacted his 18-year-old son. His son was upset because the father had broken the son’s glass marijuana pipe that morning. The son texted his dad and said he would break $60 worth of his dad’s belongings if he didn’t pay for the broken item.

Something’s happening here 2:10 a.m. Aug. 9, 1600 block of Poppy Lane in Paso Robles

A woman said she had just gotten home and the kitchen screen tabs were on the inside and the screen had been turned outside. She also said the setting options had been removed from her phone and when she called 411, they couldn’t hear her.


I am starting to think that saxi's reign of terror needs to be stopped.

http://www.sanluisobispo.com/2013/08/18/2638112/feeling-harassed-by-air-traffic.html


San Luis Obispo is almost 100 miles from Saxi's compound. See:

Image

It's the turf of my nemesis, Tetrodotoxin, and his girlfriend Esperanza.

I shouldn't say he's that much of a "nemesis" as we've sometimes teamed up to go after Conotoxin and his floozy of a girlfriend Estrellita. They live in San Juan Capistrano. Recently Tetrodotoxin and I teamed-up to steal their birds, though they don't know that yet ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCoLUJ7p9U4


So you were at the scene of the crime to take those pictures?
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Re: Most Criminal city in the US!!!!

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Aug 19, 2013 8:29 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:San Luis Obispo!

Check out some REAL 911 CALLS!

Look for a male suspect 6:48 a.m. Aug. 9, 3141 Spring St. in Paso Robles

A man said someone took all his clothing from a washing machine, but his wife’s clothing was not taken.


The bong is gone 4:16 p.m. Aug. 12, 900 block of Carner Court in Paso Robles

A man wanted an officer to stand by while he contacted his 18-year-old son. His son was upset because the father had broken the son’s glass marijuana pipe that morning. The son texted his dad and said he would break $60 worth of his dad’s belongings if he didn’t pay for the broken item.

Something’s happening here 2:10 a.m. Aug. 9, 1600 block of Poppy Lane in Paso Robles

A woman said she had just gotten home and the kitchen screen tabs were on the inside and the screen had been turned outside. She also said the setting options had been removed from her phone and when she called 411, they couldn’t hear her.


I am starting to think that saxi's reign of terror needs to be stopped.

http://www.sanluisobispo.com/2013/08/18/2638112/feeling-harassed-by-air-traffic.html


San Luis Obispo is almost 100 miles from Saxi's compound. See:

Image

It's the turf of my nemesis, Tetrodotoxin, and his girlfriend Esperanza.

I shouldn't say he's that much of a "nemesis" as we've sometimes teamed up to go after Conotoxin and his floozy of a girlfriend Estrellita. They live in San Juan Capistrano. Recently Tetrodotoxin and I teamed-up to steal their birds, though they don't know that yet ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCoLUJ7p9U4


So you were at the scene of the crime to take those pictures?


No, I just Bing-dot-Commed that pic to illustrate my point.

Here are the Lennon Sisters singing When the Swallows Come Back to San Juan Capistrano. I hooked up with the fat one.*



* not as hot as it sounds; that video is from 1957 ... we just hooked up last year
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Re: Most Criminal city in the US!!!!

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Aug 19, 2013 8:32 pm

Ok, so the real culprit is some Bing-Dot Commie!

It's just like Red Dawn.
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