Cruz Decision to Release Birth Certificate Backfires

[notyou2]

I look forward to the eventual revelations that the Cruz family was prominent throughout the War of 1812 on the British's side.


--Andy

I heard the Cruz family was responsible for cracking the Liberty Bell.

Not surprising. I also heard the Cruz family was also responsible for Benjamin Franklin's venereal diseases.


--Andy

Yes but, the great great great great great grandfather made George Washington's teeth, so it's all good.

[AndyDufresne]

I just randomly heard Cruz's voice on the radio this morning. All I could think about was this topic, and all the terrible things he or his family has been involved with over the generations.


--Andy