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Canadian Dairy Industry

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Sep 16, 2013 5:49 pm

Pretty much the worst example of controlled industry you can get.

This isn't a thread about the billions of liters of milk that is wasted, or the fact that dairy farmers are stealing all the trophy wives in Canada.

This is about Gillette Emperor Smurf. This cow set the world record for most milk produced by a cow in a lifetime last year, to little fanfare and very little media coverage. I was at the EX looking at the cows, she was there, but there wasn't even anything about her there.

The owners bred her for longevity. Does this mean that they can take some credit or is it all on the cow? What sort of reward should there be for such a cow? The owners say:
When she dies, she'll be buried on our farm.


Do you think they kept it quiet because they didn't want hordes of protestors at the farm? If that is the case, doesn't it indicate that they do have a guilty conscience, that what they are doing is evil? Otherwise they would celebrate in public.

The last time something like this happened, the Dionne quintuplets went on to become a cash cow for the Canadian government. Why not G. E. Smurf (just Smurf to those that know her well)?
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Re: Canadian Dairy Industry

Postby Symmetry on Mon Sep 16, 2013 6:17 pm

And the prize for least interesting thread title goes to...
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Re: Canadian Dairy Industry

Postby crispybits on Mon Sep 16, 2013 6:42 pm

I was hoping it was going to be about milking mooses...
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Re: Canadian Dairy Industry

Postby notyou2 on Mon Sep 16, 2013 7:13 pm

Moose Milk was a drink containing 100% alcohol we used to make at university. The alcohol was "borrowed" from the chemistry lab.
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Re: Canadian Dairy Industry

Postby Baron Von PWN on Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:23 pm

I don't care what the canadian dairy industry doese so long as they keep making these.Image
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Re: Canadian Dairy Industry

Postby thegreekdog on Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:44 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:The last time something like this happened, the Dionne quintuplets went on to become a cash cow for the Canadian government.


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Re: Canadian Dairy Industry

Postby DoomYoshi on Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:18 pm

Baron Von PWN wrote:I don't care what the canadian dairy industry doese so long as they keep making these.Image


Those curds don't look squeaky to me.
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Re: Canadian Dairy Industry

Postby notyou2 on Wed Sep 18, 2013 8:27 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:
Baron Von PWN wrote:I don't care what the canadian dairy industry doese so long as they keep making these.Image


Those curds don't look squeaky to me.


Your teeth will say differently.
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Re: Canadian Dairy Industry

Postby AAFitz on Wed Sep 18, 2013 8:30 pm

Prostate cancer=awesome
I'm Spanking Monkey now....err...I mean I'm a Spanking Monkey now...that shoots milk
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Re: Canadian Dairy Industry

Postby smegal69 on Mon Sep 23, 2013 3:03 am

DoomYoshi wrote:Pretty much the worst example of controlled industry you can get.

This isn't a thread about the billions of liters of milk that is wasted, or the fact that dairy farmers are stealing all the trophy wives in Canada.

This is about Gillette Emperor Smurf. This cow set the world record for most milk produced by a cow in a lifetime last year, to little fanfare and very little media coverage. I was at the EX looking at the cows, she was there, but there wasn't even anything about her there.

The owners bred her for longevity. Does this mean that they can take some credit or is it all on the cow? What sort of reward should there be for such a cow? The owners say:
[quote]When she dies, she'll be buried on our farm.

Do you think they kept it quiet because they didn't want hordes of protestors at the farm? If that is the case, doesn't it indicate that they do have a guilty conscience, that what they are doing is evil? Otherwise they would celebrate in public.

The last time something like this happened, the Dionne quintuplets went on to become a cash cow for the Canadian government. Why not G. E. Smurf (just Smurf to those that know her well)?



she is lucky, 90% of my cows get ground up into hamburger meat and sent to America

and you are correct about Canada Dairy Industry been one of worst example of controlled industry NO fair trade on Dairy products going to Canada.
most Dairy Farms in Canada and the U.S.A would be bankrupt if they had to play on a even field they are heavy subsidized and high traffics on Dairy Products entering there Market
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Re: Canadian Dairy Industry

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Sep 23, 2013 1:10 pm

smegal69 wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:Pretty much the worst example of controlled industry you can get.

This isn't a thread about the billions of liters of milk that is wasted, or the fact that dairy farmers are stealing all the trophy wives in Canada.

This is about Gillette Emperor Smurf. This cow set the world record for most milk produced by a cow in a lifetime last year, to little fanfare and very little media coverage. I was at the EX looking at the cows, she was there, but there wasn't even anything about her there.

The owners bred her for longevity. Does this mean that they can take some credit or is it all on the cow? What sort of reward should there be for such a cow? The owners say:
[quote]When she dies, she'll be buried on our farm.

Do you think they kept it quiet because they didn't want hordes of protestors at the farm? If that is the case, doesn't it indicate that they do have a guilty conscience, that what they are doing is evil? Otherwise they would celebrate in public.

The last time something like this happened, the Dionne quintuplets went on to become a cash cow for the Canadian government. Why not G. E. Smurf (just Smurf to those that know her well)?



she is lucky, 90% of my cows get ground up into hamburger meat and sent to America

and you are correct about Canada Dairy Industry been one of worst example of controlled industry NO fair trade on Dairy products going to Canada.
most Dairy Farms in Canada and the U.S.A would be bankrupt if they had to play on a even field they are heavy subsidized and high traffics on Dairy Products entering there Market

We have restaurants here that charge a hundred bucks for an Australian steak.
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Re: Canadian Dairy Industry

Postby Serbia on Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:18 pm

Somehow, I read "Canadian Whiskey" when I read the title. My bad.

Bollocks.
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Re: Canadian Dairy Industry

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:33 pm

Serbia wrote:Somehow, I read "Canadian Whiskey" when I read the title. My bad.

Bollocks.


Is this you:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110527005430AAkaRsZ
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