How much time (on average) do you spend pooping?

[Crazyirishman]

I fairly simple question really, this is a topic is which I anticipate a lot of variability. So on average how long does it take you to pass a bowel movement?

[codierose]

I fairly simple question really, this is a topic is which I anticipate a lot of variability. So on average how long does it take you to pass a bowel movement?

how long does it take to come out 0.00001 sec how long do i spend reading the mag after 30mins

[betiko]

A very interesting question! I was having arguments today with a lady that is shocked by how long it takes me. People don t understand... I put the heater on to be all nice and cozy, with an ipad on my lap playing cc turns where no one bothers me. How many hours do i spend a day there would be a better question. (Ps: i also go at least 3 times a day!)

[KoolBak]

Lmao....the act itself is instantaneous....the peace and quiet and reading / crossword puzzles / etc are the time consumers.....it is the only private place in the house and with 2 kids and a bride that demand 125% of your entire being 110% of the time...well.....

"Oh, Dad's going to the bathroom again " is a constant in our home

[BigBallinStalin]

I fairly simple question really, this is a topic is which I anticipate a lot of variability. So on average how long does it take you to pass a bowel movement?

What about the pooping angle? It depends on the angle, really.

[Crazyirishman]

I fairly simple question really, this is a topic is which I anticipate a lot of variability. So on average how long does it take you to pass a bowel movement?

What about the pooping angle? It depends on the angle, really.

True, I bet optimal angle would increase productivity and reduce handle time.

maybe it's because I'm young, not married and w/o kids, but I'm usually in n' out after dropping one in like 30 seconds.

[2dimes]

Totally depends on who's on staff at the time. If the fecal assistant nurse is timid, doesn't know how to operate the equipment or can't get a rhythm it takes much longer.

It's usually done in under 7 hours.

[betiko]

Totally depends on who's on staff at the time. If the fecal assistant nurse is timid, doesn't know how to operate the equipment or can't get a rhythm it takes much longer.

It's usually done in under 7 hours.

I still think I can outshit any of you. The only person I know that spends equal time there is my uncle and he drives people crazy too. I am always asked not to do like my uncle.

[KoolBak]

You're such a great white freak

Totally depends on who's on staff at the time. If the fecal assistant nurse is timid, doesn't know how to operate the equipment or can't get a rhythm it takes much longer.

It's usually done in under 7 hours.

[Baron Von PWN]

Depends how much cheese I've eaten.

[mrswdk]

I like to play on my phone while pooping, so it takes a little longer.

I once calculated that during one working year my morning coffee resulted in 1.6 days (40 hours) of pooping on my company's time. I was a junior consultant with a (low) hourly rate of $370, so my company lost $14,800 in productivity due to my poo breaks.

Most of my work was paid for by the EU, so the nature of this deadweight loss seemed appropriate

[thegreekdog]

It takes me an insignificant amount of time to take a shit. I usually spend about 10 minutes on the toilet reading.

My son, who is in the process of potty training, has taken up this habit. Yesterday, he "went to the potty" and brought a Halloween book with him. I was so proud.

[Crazyirishman]

I myself have never been able to adapts the sit around afterwards once the deed is done. I usually don't even have the time to pull my phone out of my pocket, let alone read or play games so I guess 'pop n' drop' method works best for me.

[betiko]

I myself have never been able to adapts the sit around afterwards once the deed is done. I usually don't even have the time to pull my phone out of my pocket, let alone read or play games so I guess 'pop n' drop' method works best for me.

are you an alien?

[2dimes]

Your avatar on the other hand has been at it for quite a while. Perhaps he should call the nurse.