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Was this wrong of me?

Postby notyou2 on Fri Oct 18, 2013 10:36 pm

I was waiting for a drive in a parking lot and there was an SUV parked near me that had the stickers of the family in the back window. You know, the kind of stick man decals.This one was composed of dad, mom and 2 daughter decals .

I was bored so I peeled one daughter sticker off the window, used my pocket knife to cut off her legs and then stuck it back on the window with the torso blending into the other daughter's torso at an angle so it looked like they were Siamese twins.

Was that wrong of me?
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Re: Was this wrong of me?

Postby Serbia on Fri Oct 18, 2013 10:40 pm

Absolutely not. Those stick figure family things are idiotic, and people who have them deserve whatever you did.

Bollocks.
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Oct 18, 2013 11:00 pm

My wife says, "Yes. But funny. I wonder how long it will take for them to notice. Maybe they always wanted a Siamese twin."

I have no idea because I'm psycho. So I giggled and that was about it.
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Re: Was this wrong of me?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Oct 18, 2013 11:42 pm

Abide in your amusement. That family may become upset--OR they may laugh at this new opportunity which you've presented them. This opportunity will forever be unknown to you, so you would feel best if you assumed the best reaction from them.

And if you assume the worst--Come on! A family bereaving the loss of some fictional stick figures is (a) still funny in itself and (b) would grant them the opportunity to not take 'bumper' stickers so seriously.

Win-win, 2dimes. Win-win.
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Postby 2dimes on Sat Oct 19, 2013 12:05 am

See, I had no empathy for them until you posted. Now I imagined them discovering it and being dumb enough to feel like notyo2u threatened their daughter.

That should make it funnier but somehow didn't.
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Re: Was this wrong of me?

Postby Phatscotty on Sat Oct 19, 2013 12:12 am

These are my fav. Saw a ton of em in Arizona and even some in Cali

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Re: Was this wrong of me?

Postby DoomYoshi on Sat Oct 19, 2013 12:12 am

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Re: Was this wrong of me?

Postby KoolBak on Sat Oct 19, 2013 9:03 am

:lol:

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Re: Was this wrong of me?

Postby mrswdk on Sat Oct 19, 2013 9:18 am

Using the knife you carry around with you to disfigure the daughter in a stranger's family portrait. Have you ever seen One Hour Photo?
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Re: Was this wrong of me?

Postby crispybits on Sat Oct 19, 2013 9:29 am

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Re: Was this wrong of me?

Postby notyou2 on Sat Oct 19, 2013 11:56 am

Phatscotty wrote:These are my fav. Saw a ton of em in Arizona and even some in Cali

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Invisible stick figure families?
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Re: Was this wrong of me?

Postby Phatscotty on Sat Oct 19, 2013 12:17 pm

notyou2 wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:These are my fav. Saw a ton of em in Arizona and even some in Cali

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Invisible stick figure families?


lulz twas up at first but it was something like this

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Re: Was this wrong of me?

Postby Lootifer on Sat Oct 19, 2013 9:15 pm

Nice work ny2. Wife smiled and shook her head though.
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Re: Was this wrong of me?

Postby TeeGee on Sun Oct 20, 2013 3:31 am

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Re: Was this wrong of me?

Postby apey on Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:44 pm

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Re: Was this wrong of me?

Postby TeeGee on Mon Oct 21, 2013 11:15 pm

apey started it, not me

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Re: Was this wrong of me?

Postby notyou2 on Tue Oct 22, 2013 10:34 am

TeeGee wrote:apey started it, not me



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How many more stick people are those 2 going to make??????


This world already has enough stick people.
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Re: Was this wrong of me?

Postby apey on Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:25 am

You can't blame me!!!
It was purely metaphoric.
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