DY`s Little Scheme

[DoomYoshi]

Here is a handy little checklist

-Repentance
-Righteousness
-passing of God`s tests (weighing of soul and judging of deeds)
-Glorious death in battle
-belief in Buddha Amitabha (invocation of his name at moment of death)
-gaining the favor of the gods by living righteously (see point 2)
-baptism
-dying in God`s grace
-penance in purgatory
-mummification
-being provisioned with spells and amulets

If you follow this handy list, you will get to spend the afterlife in Paradise, Valhalla, Sukhavati, Elysian Fields, Heaven and the Fields of Earu. Note how since none of these things contradict each other, you can have all 6.

[2dimes]

MARCHING UP AND DOWN THE SQUARE!!!

[DoomYoshi]

MARCHING UP AND DOWN THE SQUARE!!!

That is, unless, somebody has something they`d rather be doing.

[2dimes]

Well, I'd kind of like to take the kids to a pool.

[DoomYoshi]

Well, I'd kind of like to take the kids to a pool.

rather take the kids to a pool???!!!???

Here we have a beautiful little scheme of marching up and down the square and this chap`d rather be taking the kids to a pool.












































Right, off you go then.

Anybody else got anything they`d rather be doing than marching up and down the square?
(and getting into 6 afterlives)

[BigBallinStalin]

Good plan, DY. Way to diversify your portfolio!

[betiko]

What about going walt disney style with a little cryogenisation instead of the mumification?

[2dimes]

Watch Idiocracy, cryogenics might backfire. Can you imagine being thawed out and trying to learn the new language? Your brain won't be young, learning things sucks as you age. It's good to do but when you're 19 it's way easier.

Maybe they'll speak a variation of African clicking bushman.

[Anarkistsdream]

Here is a handy little checklist

-Repentance
-Righteousness
-passing of God`s tests (weighing of soul and judging of deeds)
-Glorious death in battle
-belief in Buddha Amitabha (invocation of his name at moment of death)
-gaining the favor of the gods by living righteously (see point 2)
-baptism
-dying in God`s grace
-penance in purgatory
-mummification
-being provisioned with spells and amulets

If you follow this handy list, you will get to spend the afterlife in Paradise, Valhalla, Sukhavati, Elysian Fields, Heaven and the Fields of Earu. Note how since none of these things contradict each other, you can have all 6.

Actually, belief in a Christian faith precludes your ability to be polytheistic... So some of these DO contradict.

[BigBallinStalin]

Doesn't it depend on how righteous you are? And also, repentance should cover your bases.

And hey, dying in God's grace--that'll be fine. Talk to God, and say, "hey, he just told me I'm in his grace." No one can reject that because it'll be just as 'irrefutable' as their defense of the Bible and all that God stuff.

[DoomYoshi]

Here is a handy little checklist

-Repentance
-Righteousness
-passing of God`s tests (weighing of soul and judging of deeds)
-Glorious death in battle
-belief in Buddha Amitabha (invocation of his name at moment of death)
-gaining the favor of the gods by living righteously (see point 2)
-baptism
-dying in God`s grace
-penance in purgatory
-mummification
-being provisioned with spells and amulets

If you follow this handy list, you will get to spend the afterlife in Paradise, Valhalla, Sukhavati, Elysian Fields, Heaven and the Fields of Earu. Note how since none of these things contradict each other, you can have all 6.

Actually, belief in a Christian faith precludes your ability to be polytheistic... So some of these DO contradict.

I believe that Christian faith does exist. Is this what you mean? Also, you will note that a)belief in a Christian faith is not on the list and b)there is no polytheist beliefs necessary. You need to believe in an ancient king, that his spirit went on.