Which world leader would you want to date your sister?

by **Vid_FISO** on Fri Nov 08, 2013 11:35 am

As my sister died some years ago a dead one would probably be better than a living one, for those with a living sister they might not be to happy about her being dated by a dead one, but at least you'd know that they're visiting by the smell and rattle of bones.

by **muy_thaiguy** on Fri Nov 08, 2013 1:03 pm

I'm an only child...

by **saxitoxin** on Fri Nov 08, 2013 1:07 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:I'm an only child...

OK, then which world leader would you want to date AoG's sister?

by **AndyDufresne** on Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:12 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:I'm an only child...

OK, then which world leader would you want to date AoG's sister?

All of 'em, at the same time.

--Andy

by **thegreekdog** on Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:22 pm

Isn't necorphilia illegal? I mean, I guess AoG's sister could date Franco or Hirohito, but they would be just bones now.

by **DoomYoshi** on Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:45 pm

Angela Merkel

by **AndyDufresne** on Fri Nov 08, 2013 3:07 pm

thegreekdog wrote:Isn't necorphilia illegal? I mean, I guess AoG's sister could date Franco or Hirohito, but they would be just bones now.

Well we could always push 'em toward Lenin. He's still pretty preserved, right?

--Andy

by **saxitoxin** on Fri Nov 08, 2013 3:33 pm

Here is the key - don't read it until you vote, though! That's what makes this thread OUTRAGEOUS FUN!

A - betiko Josef Stalin
B - Ronald Reagan
C - Gerald Ford
D - Jimmy Carter
E - Hirohito
F - Kim Il-Sung
G - Benito Mussolini
H - Teddy Roosevelt
I - Dwight Eisenhower

by **thegreekdog** on Fri Nov 08, 2013 3:37 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:Isn't necorphilia illegal? I mean, I guess AoG's sister could date Franco or Hirohito, but they would be just bones now.

Well we could always push 'em toward Lenin. He's still pretty preserved, right?

--Andy

I'm kind of pissed I only got two.

EDIT - A is Franco.

by **BigBallinStalin** on Fri Nov 08, 2013 4:56 pm

Sax, are you implying that we should have our sisters date only clean-shaven white guys? That's racist and beardist.

by **muy_thaiguy** on Fri Nov 08, 2013 7:45 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:Sax, are you implying that we should have our sisters date only clean-shaven white guys? That's racist and beardist.

Hirohito is Japanese and Kim Il Sung is Korean. Or in modern terms, Hirhito is an otaku (google it) while Kim Il Sung is the predecessor to a couple of crazy loons in North Korea.

by **saxitoxin** on Fri Nov 08, 2013 8:02 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:Sax, are you implying that we should have our sisters date only clean-shaven white guys? That's racist and beardist.

I just assumed BBS would want to save all the BBD (BigBlackDick) for himself.

by **Lootifer** on Fri Nov 08, 2013 8:46 pm

Id turn gay for A, dude is HAWT! (apart from his eyes being too close together, whats with that?!)

by **Phatscotty** on Fri Nov 08, 2013 8:50 pm

other - Koni

by **BigBallinStalin** on Fri Nov 08, 2013 9:10 pm

Lootifer wrote:Id turn gay for A, dude is HAWT! (apart from his eyes being too close together, whats with that?!)

Stalin in his hipster phase.

by **saxitoxin** on Fri Nov 08, 2013 9:15 pm

Lootifer wrote:Id turn gay for A, dude is HAWT!

Like that's saying much. You go gay in certain provocative sections of the supermarket.

by **Phatscotty** on Fri Nov 08, 2013 9:19 pm

Lootifer wrote:Id turn gay for A, dude is HAWT! (apart from his eyes being too close together, whats with that?!)

Homosexuality is a choice?

by **notyou2** on Fri Nov 08, 2013 9:33 pm

Phatscotty wrote:
Lootifer wrote:Id turn gay for A, dude is HAWT! (apart from his eyes being too close together, whats with that?!)

Homosexuality is a choice?

You thought you were born that way?

by **saxitoxin** on Fri Nov 08, 2013 9:42 pm

Phatscotty wrote:
Lootifer wrote:Id turn gay for A, dude is HAWT! (apart from his eyes being too close together, whats with that?!)

Homosexuality is a choice?

You can be born lactose intolerant but it's hard to resist Ben and Jerry's Raspberry Cheesecake ice cream. Stalin is Ben and Jerry's.

by **Phatscotty** on Fri Nov 08, 2013 9:55 pm

I've been listening to Macklemore too much. I need to go dig through some threads right quick

by **2dimes** on Fri Nov 08, 2013 11:07 pm

thegreekdog wrote:Isn't necorphilia illegal?

Sure but it's like littering. No one really enforces it.

by **betiko** on Fri Nov 08, 2013 11:17 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:
Lootifer wrote:Id turn gay for A, dude is HAWT! (apart from his eyes being too close together, whats with that?!)

Homosexuality is a choice?

You can be born lactose intolerant but it's hard to resist Ben and Jerry's Raspberry Cheesecake ice cream. Stalin is Ben and Jerry's.

Rooolf!

Yeah stalin was very good looking! When i saw it was him i tried to recognize him, and yes you can!

Mussolini had some jaw problems. I think he had a frustrated youth with da ladies.