Earliest memory

by **alex951** on Tue Nov 12, 2013 9:43 am

Hello shrinking world! I have a question for you strange characters, What is your earliest memory? My earliest memory is of waking up and seeing bright lights and that's it lol

by **DoomYoshi** on Tue Nov 12, 2013 9:51 am

Alex is an alien!!!! Hottest alien I ever saw.

My earliest memory is cockroaches. The city was infested with them.

by **saxitoxin** on Tue Nov 12, 2013 9:57 am

alex951 wrote:Hello shrinking world! I have a question for you strange characters, What is your earliest memory? My earliest memory is of waking up and seeing bright lights and that's it lol

That's also my earliest memory. It was a seedy guesthouse in Lao Ngam and I'd really tied one on the night before. I'd been mixing Mai Thais, lines of golden brown, and Valium which basically did a number on my long term memory. Before the room stopped spinning I made out the body of a decapitated hooker in the corner and a Laotian police sergeant shining a flashlight in my face.

Funny that we have identical memories. Small world!

by **2dimes** on Tue Nov 12, 2013 10:43 am

I was playing in the back yard with my father. I thought he was pretending to be a lion and he was laying down on the grass reaching for me and saying something like, "Come here you." I had a pedal car and was trying to get away while screeching/giggling.

by **Symmetry** on Tue Nov 12, 2013 1:18 pm

The sun rising. My father had not come back from the hunt. His wives were worried. It was not safe to be out after nightfall. He had been gone long. My father had been arguing with the Second. There was concern. Father returned but the Second did not. He would not talk to me. I was not a man yet. I heard him talking to my mother. He was crying. I know that now.

by **thegreekdog** on Tue Nov 12, 2013 1:20 pm

Symmetry wrote:The sun rising. My father had not come back from the hunt. His wives were worried. It was not safe to be out after nightfall. He had been gone long. My father had been arguing with the Second. There was concern. Father returned but the Second did not. He would not talk to me. I was not a man yet. I heard him talking to my mother. He was crying. I know that now.

Siddhartha?

by **mrswdk** on Tue Nov 12, 2013 1:21 pm

My dad making me play 'shake the sausage'.

by **Symmetry** on Tue Nov 12, 2013 1:25 pm

thegreekdog wrote:
Symmetry wrote:The sun rising. My father had not come back from the hunt. His wives were worried. It was not safe to be out after nightfall. He had been gone long. My father had been arguing with the Second. There was concern. Father returned but the Second did not. He would not talk to me. I was not a man yet. I heard him talking to my mother. He was crying. I know that now.

Siddhartha?

Symmetry, though I don't discount that I may be a reincarnation. I just don't think it's provable.

by **Army of GOD** on Tue Nov 12, 2013 2:52 pm

porking Boxxy in the anus

by **Serbia** on Tue Nov 12, 2013 9:56 pm

alex951 wrote:rum

YOU'RE NOT A CHICK

DoomYoshi wrote:rum

YOU'RE NOT AN ALIEN

saxitoxin wrote:rum

YOU'RE NOT MY PIMPDADDY

2dimes wrote:rum

YOU'RE NOT AMERICAN

Symmetry wrote:rum

YOU'RE NOT TONGUE-TIED

thegreekdog wrote:rum

YOU'RE NOT FROM NEW YORK

mrswdk wrote:rum

YOU'RE NOT A DUDE

Army of GOD wrote:rum

YOU'RE NOT SHORT, YOU'RE STUPIDLY SHORT

I think that just about covers my earliest memories of all previous posters in this therrad.
That was the point of this thread, right? Hope I nailed this. I'm sure correct postingers in this therrad win earn a minimum of 73 saxibucks.

Bollocks.