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Postby Serbia on Tue Nov 12, 2013 9:50 pm

I learned something while watching TV today. There was a commercial just on, two dudes on a roller coaster. Now, I'm not really paying attention, and I'm mostly just drinking, full disclosure and all that. Dude on the left looks frightened, but weird, as he's like ducking down. Dude on the right looks fine, but curious about dude on the left. I dunno, take a sip of my rum. Dude on the left pops up holding something, I dunno, socks? and the coaster is about to crest. Words pop up on the screen saying something like "it's time to get a favorite pair of underwear" or something. So I guess they aren't socks, but undies. Whatever, now Left Dude is freaking out as the coaster goes down, and Right Dude is just enjoying the ride. Did Left Dude shit himself? Or was he being badass and saying he don't care if he shits himself, he's going commando, bitch! Dunno.

But then the commercial ended, except for the words "EVERY THREAD COUNTS". And this draws some parralelles (because fuck spell check) to CC. Every thread counts, much like every post now counts. This post counts; this thread counts. EVERY THREAD COUNTS. I hearby propose the name of this forum be changed to Gildan. MAKE IT HAPPEN.

Btw, does anyone know what the hell Gildan is? Isn't that like a CC map? I'd look, but I need more rum.

Bollocks.
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Postby 2dimes on Tue Nov 12, 2013 10:03 pm

Gildan is a brand of underwear. They may have just released a new line with a high thread count fabric.

Max will probably tell you it's not as high as they claim.

Edit: just watched it. He took them off because they are his favorite pair andhe did not want topsoil them. Other guy's brave, his were not at risk.
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Re: Gildan

Postby Lootifer on Tue Nov 12, 2013 10:37 pm

poop.

yeah that counted bitches
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Re: Gildan

Postby Serbia on Tue Nov 12, 2013 10:41 pm

Lootifer gets it.
2dimes is too literal = CANADIAN.

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Postby 2dimes on Tue Nov 12, 2013 10:49 pm

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Re: Gildan

Postby Serbia on Tue Nov 12, 2013 10:52 pm

I FUCKING LOVE TAHT SONG AND SING IT AT WORK TO ANNOY PEOPLE YOUNGER THAN I AM FUCKING YEAH UNICORN!!!

WHAT THE FOX SAY EIUIEJIGJIGJEIUEIUEIJGIEHIIUILKSJLKUEEIEIEIIIII!

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Re: Gildan

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Nov 12, 2013 11:01 pm

Gildan is the name of someone who has been gilded.
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Re: Gildan

Postby Borderdawg on Wed Nov 13, 2013 8:34 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:Gildan is the name of someone who has been gilded.


....better gilded than gelded......
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Re: Gildan

Postby thegreekdog on Wed Nov 13, 2013 9:35 am

Serbia wrote:I learned something while watching TV today. There was a commercial just on, two dudes on a roller coaster. Now, I'm not really paying attention, and I'm mostly just drinking, full disclosure and all that. Dude on the left looks frightened, but weird, as he's like ducking down. Dude on the right looks fine, but curious about dude on the left. I dunno, take a sip of my rum. Dude on the left pops up holding something, I dunno, socks? and the coaster is about to crest. Words pop up on the screen saying something like "it's time to get a favorite pair of underwear" or something. So I guess they aren't socks, but undies. Whatever, now Left Dude is freaking out as the coaster goes down, and Right Dude is just enjoying the ride. Did Left Dude shit himself? Or was he being badass and saying he don't care if he shits himself, he's going commando, bitch! Dunno.

But then the commercial ended, except for the words "EVERY THREAD COUNTS". And this draws some parralelles (because fuck spell check) to CC. Every thread counts, much like every post now counts. This post counts; this thread counts. EVERY THREAD COUNTS. I hearby propose the name of this forum be changed to Gildan. MAKE IT HAPPEN.

Btw, does anyone know what the hell Gildan is? Isn't that like a CC map? I'd look, but I need more rum.

Bollocks.


I think I dated a girl named Parralelles.
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Re: Gildan

Postby mrswdk on Wed Nov 13, 2013 10:26 am

I used to know a guy who sat at home drinking by himself.
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Re: Gildan

Postby Sackett58 on Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:34 pm

mrswdk wrote:I used to know a guy who sat at home drinking by himself.


Serbia's wife brings him his drinks in a french maid outfit. Life is good for the lush.
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Re: Gildan

Postby Serbia on Thu Nov 14, 2013 12:23 am

Sackett58 wrote:
mrswdk wrote:I used to know a guy who sat at home drinking by himself.


Serbia's wife brings him his drinks in a french maid outfit. Life is good for the lush.


That's onyy when she bothers gto get dressed, fool!

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Re: Gildan

Postby Sackett58 on Thu Nov 14, 2013 4:01 pm

Serbia wrote:
Sackett58 wrote:
mrswdk wrote:I used to know a guy who sat at home drinking by himself.


Serbia's wife brings him his drinks in a french maid outfit. Life is good for the lush.


That's onyy when she bothers gto get dressed, fool!

Bollocks.


Must save you tons of money when she doesn't go shopping for clothes.
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Re: Gildan

Postby mrswdk on Thu Nov 14, 2013 8:01 pm

Sackett58 wrote:
Serbia wrote:
Sackett58 wrote:
mrswdk wrote:I used to know a guy who sat at home drinking by himself.


Serbia's wife brings him his drinks in a french maid outfit. Life is good for the lush.


That's onyy when she bothers gto get dressed, fool!

Bollocks.


Must save you tons of money when she doesn't go shopping for clothes.


You're such a patriarch.
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