YOU BE THE QUEEN

[saxitoxin]

UPDATE 1

Occasionally I will post headlines of news events from the UK and ask what you would do if you were Queen. It's not as easy as it looks, gang. This week:

Drunken Camilla has been ordered to detox by dying Queen Elizabeth, as she's blasted a "disgrace" by her husband, Prince Charles. The scheming boozer was also warned that she had no chance of collecting a massive divorce settlement until she sobered up.

http://www.globemagazine.com/story/1092

[mrswdk]

Isn't there an already-established formula for dealing with aggravating wives of Prince Charles?

[saxitoxin]

Isn't there an already-established formula for dealing with aggravating wives of Prince Charles?

SIGGED

[notyou2]

Guillotine her, or is that too French?

[Anarkistsdream]

If you take away a Brits ability to drink, don't they shrivel up and die?

[Phatscotty]

Bomb them all

[chang50]

Bomb them all

About as funny as 9/11.

[mrswdk]

Yeah.. Phats, let us know if you want some Benghazi photos added to your Obamacare thread.

[betiko]

I like the big brother option in islington!
Or how about the white fiat panda used for diana goes back on duty?

[saxitoxin]

NEW NEWS

In a shocking move, Prince Charles has given up his claim for the Throne saying he won't fight dying Queen Elizabeth's move to make his son William the next King. A Special Report in this week's GLOBE reveals Charles' stunning decision and how it drove his scheming wife Camilla, who dreamed of being Queen, into a berserk fury.

http://www.globemagazine.com/story/1095

[notyou2]

Damn, my money was on Harry.