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MeDeFe wrote:No, he thought of the neck thing after it was determined that he'd lost the bet.
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crispybits wrote:Does he say something along the lines of "I choose jar A, and to prove I should not die I will take the death marble from jar B, therefore as there is one blue and one black and I chose the one that is not this black one here from jar B, the one I chose must be blue and I don't need to take it out of jar A to prove it"?
Edit - meh forget that he's mute - back to the drawing board
MeDeFe wrote:john9blue wrote:i bet bombers' answer is more clever than the actual answer...![]()
medefe, why don't you tell us?
I kinda forgot about this thread and didn't think I'd have to spell it out. Besides, I sort of did say how the person in question managed to save himself.
"I know who it is, and I know how he managed to save his neck."
It really boils down to "ok, you can have the head, but you're not allowed to damage my neck." After much debate the other gods decided that he had a point and since no way of removing the head without damaging the neck could be devised, Loki got away with it.
IIRC it was after shaved Thor's wife's head while she was asleep (for the lulz) and had to get some damn nice presents to apologize. He got them but on his way back he came across some dwarf who was working and just had to go "I bet you can't make anything better than what I've got here".
You can pretty much figure out the rest from what's been said so far.
john9blue wrote:MeDeFe wrote:I kinda forgot about this thread and didn't think I'd have to spell it out. Besides, I sort of did say how the person in question managed to save himself.
"I know who it is, and I know how he managed to save his neck."
It really boils down to "ok, you can have the head, but you're not allowed to damage my neck." After much debate the other gods decided that he had a point and since no way of removing the head without damaging the neck could be devised, Loki got away with it.
IIRC it was after shaved Thor's wife's head while she was asleep (for the lulz) and had to get some damn nice presents to apologize. He got them but on his way back he came across some dwarf who was working and just had to go "I bet you can't make anything better than what I've got here".
You can pretty much figure out the rest from what's been said so far.
so he wagered his head on the condition that his neck not be damaged?
could've just frozen him and removed the head via laser or something
_sabotage_ wrote:You should read some Shakespeare and then you would see "something along the lines of The Merchant of Venice" a deal involving flesh but was determined invalid since it involves blood is pretty well "along the lines".
Invdr_zim wrote:crispybits wrote:Does he say something along the lines of "I choose jar A, and to prove I should not die I will take the death marble from jar B, therefore as there is one blue and one black and I chose the one that is not this black one here from jar B, the one I chose must be blue and I don't need to take it out of jar A to prove it"?
Edit - meh forget that he's mute - back to the drawing board
nope no talking
dario2099 wrote:he accidently make one of the jars fall and when the jar hit the ground and breaks and the black marble inside it rolls on the ground he points the other jar with his finger.
dario2099 wrote:he severed one of his own blue eyes and showed it to the audience, the audience falls for it and think it's a marble
crispybits wrote:The prisoner is a smurf and quickly cuts off one of his own testicles and does a sleight of hand trick...
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