What kind of sports star would you most want to be?

by **saxitoxin** on Mon Nov 25, 2013 7:58 pm

First, I apologize for ending the subject with a preposition. As you know, I rarely do that but it happened this time. Deal with it. Nietzsche doesn't even know about what I'm speaking.

So, if you could be a star athlete for your dream team, what would that team be and what kind of athlete are you?

I've listed the most popular choices in the poll so no write-ins, please.

You have 90 minutes.

by **Lootifer** on Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:18 pm

is this a Lootifer trap thread?

by **Metsfanmax** on Mon Nov 25, 2013 11:07 pm

Why is there no porn star option?

by **targetman377** on Mon Nov 25, 2013 11:10 pm

ohhhh 90 minutes

TTToooooo MUCH PRESSURE.....

..what to do.... what to pick.....

i can't i can't....

must jump off this bridge.......

*splash

by **mrswdk** on Mon Nov 25, 2013 11:17 pm

90 minutes like a game of football?

by **saxitoxin** on Mon Nov 25, 2013 11:22 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:Why is there no porn star option?

um ...

> Serbia (City of Detroit, Michigan, USA)

try to pay attention

by **KoolBak** on Tue Nov 26, 2013 8:38 am

I thought I was gonna pick between Porsche, Ferrari, Lambo, etc....."star"...ahhhhh

by **Timminz** on Tue Nov 26, 2013 9:46 am

KoolBak wrote:I thought I was gonna pick between Porsche, Ferrari, Lambo, etc....."star"...ahhhhh

You're not the only one.

by **thegreekdog** on Tue Nov 26, 2013 9:55 am

Big Ten Softball is where it's at.

by **BigBallinStalin** on Tue Nov 26, 2013 10:24 am

Look at that poor man's face getting crushed by some guy's butt.

Filibuster? Not on my watch!

Makeshift siege tower.

The Taiwanese take democracy seriously over there.

by **2dimes** on Tue Nov 26, 2013 11:26 am

So close to an upskirt.

by **saxitoxin** on Tue Nov 26, 2013 12:29 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:The Taiwanese take democracy seriously over there.

Switzerland takes Louisiana State University football seriously. That's why Mike the Tiger is the best vote.

by **BigBallinStalin** on Tue Nov 26, 2013 1:40 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:The Taiwanese take democracy seriously over there.

Switzerland takes Louisiana State University football seriously. That's why Mike the Tiger is the best vote.

Not only do I humbly disagree, but you're flat-out wrong. [Insert Playerian tirade that concludes with saxitoxin opposing Earth and supporting Crony Capitalism].

by **betiko** on Tue Nov 26, 2013 1:54 pm

I think it s fantastically sexy to show your legs on a table rubbing yourself on opposite sex like that woman. Hopefully we don t see her face so that the fantasy is still possible!