nietzsche wrote:How far south do you drive your truck Dukasaur?
Last year I was doing medium-haul flatbed. I was going down to Virginia pretty regularly, and once down to Alabama and once all the way out to Arizona. But no longer. Right now I have a supervisory position. I don't drive a truck at all; I sit behind a desk and fill out reports about how other guys drive their trucks.
But no matter, Nietzsche. You know if you ever come up to Niagara Falls I'll gladly buy you lunch, and you won't even have to spread your legs for it!
betiko wrote:mrswdk wrote:I lol'd at the part about stuffing a new vagina.Dukusaur wrote:I don't own a digital camera, I wouldn't want to spend that kind of money
Time to buy a 21st century phone, brother.
Yeah, i was shocked about the camera part too. Wondering how many phones i ve owned with an integrated camera... But i d say the first was most probably 10 years ago or more. Also thinking about my grandparents who have phones for old people; a brand marketed for the elder with huge numbers, almost no option and still an integrated digital camera... Do you even own a cellphone duka? If you do, is it a nokia 5110 on which you can play that cool snake game?you can even choose a ringtone and make your friends laugh when it s actually playing a tune (not just a ring ring!)
Also.. Do they still sell none digital cameras? Not to mention that all laptops and tablets also have integrated digital cameras. Also, now almost all printers are scanners... So you probably can scan a normal picture and make it digital.
Were you kidding duka?
No, lol. I'm such a Luddite. I fucking hate gadgets, I really do. Anything more complicated than a crowbar really pisses me off.
I do have a cellphone with an integrated camera. Actually, I have several of them now. But they take horrible low-resolution pictures that look like shit. And figuring out how to upload them is a nightmare. I actually did read the manual and figure it out once. But then several years went by and I never used it for anything, and I managed to forget. So I read the manual a second time and figured it out again, but then again several years went by and I had no reason to use the new knowledge, and so I forgot a second time. And I just don't have it in me to read the fucking manual a third time. I just don't have it in me to give.
And yeah, my favourite phone ever was that one with the cool snake game! I really miss that thing. I lost it, and every phone I've had since then has been crap. I actually did get one of those newfangled touch-screen things at one point, a Galaxy some-shit-or-other, but the touch screen was a trip through hell. No matter what I wanted it to do, it would do something different. Doing a simple task like trying to edit an entry in the address book was an hour long affair which usually ended with someone's name consisting of random characters. After less than a year I took it back and demanded a flip-phone again. Except even the flip-phones are unsatisfying. They're so tiny they slip through my fingers and I'm forever dropping them.
My work phone is much better. It's a Motorola i365 which feels much more like the original cell phones. Actually has some heft to it and is thick enough not to slide through my fingers. But it doesn't have a camera, lol.
