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Benefits of authoritarian rule

Postby mrswdk on Wed Jan 01, 2014 1:28 am

1. Lack of 'party politics'.

2. Cheap clothes.
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Re: Benefits of authoritarian rule

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Jan 01, 2014 1:46 am

3. Less time spent making decisions.
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Re: Benefits of authoritarian rule

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Jan 01, 2014 2:58 am

4. No bad press about the ruling party!
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Re: Benefits of authoritarian rule

Postby notyou2 on Wed Jan 01, 2014 12:29 pm

5. Free jailings
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Re: Benefits of authoritarian rule

Postby targetman377 on Wed Jan 01, 2014 5:53 pm

6.FOOD!!! FOR ALL!!!!
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Re: Benefits of authoritarian rule

Postby Artimis on Wed Jan 01, 2014 6:35 pm

7. No procrastination of important decisions.
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Re: Benefits of authoritarian rule

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:30 am

8. Being overthrown.

I was just playing Civ 5, and the leading civ went for Autocracy -- so naturally, being the second leading power across the ocean, I went for Order in hopes more comrades would be persuaded by my ideology. Luckily, 3 other lesser civs followed along, and we just used the Global Congress to install Order ideology as the World ideology -- much to the dismay of the autocratic nation. I'm also a pretty amazing propaganda machine with my culture and tourism stats. Soon, the world will fall into my hands.


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Re: Benefits of authoritarian rule

Postby mrswdk on Thu Jan 02, 2014 12:47 pm

9. Institutionalizing your ideology to the dismay of others.
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Re: Benefits of authoritarian rule

Postby _sabotage_ on Thu Jan 02, 2014 1:03 pm

10. The population knows who to blame, with internet it's fast and easy to blame and the governments response is solution rather than a drama where the winner is some predetermined business who generated the crisis in the first place.
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Re: Benefits of authoritarian rule

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:23 pm

11. Obamacare
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Re: Benefits of authoritarian rule

Postby notyou2 on Thu Jan 02, 2014 6:32 pm

12. Silencing the opposition
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Re: Benefits of authoritarian rule

Postby Lootifer on Thu Jan 02, 2014 6:34 pm

13. Nachos
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Re: Benefits of authoritarian rule

Postby targetman377 on Thu Jan 02, 2014 6:48 pm

you get a job you get a gob you get a job you all get jobs!!!
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Re: Benefits of authoritarian rule

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Jan 02, 2014 7:05 pm

15. gobs
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Re: Benefits of authoritarian rule

Postby mrswdk on Thu Jan 02, 2014 8:55 pm

_sabotage_ wrote:10. The population knows who to blame, with internet it's fast and easy to blame and the governments response is solution rather than a drama where the winner is some predetermined business who generated the crisis in the first place.


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Re: Benefits of authoritarian rule

Postby / on Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:00 pm

16. No boring election campaigns.
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Re: Benefits of authoritarian rule

Postby Phatscotty on Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:34 pm

17. Kill em all and let God sort em out
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Re: Benefits of authoritarian rule

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Jan 03, 2014 7:47 am

targetman377 wrote:you get a job you get a gob you get a job you all get jobs!!!
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18. People who are incapable of putting a number in the required space on the form can be killed.
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Re: Benefits of authoritarian rule

Postby Lootifer on Sun Jan 05, 2014 7:53 pm

19. Mmmm forms. Lots of forms
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