HOUSE SWAP

[mrswdk]

I want an Asian. Preferably Chinese.

[notyou2]

I want an Asian. Preferably Chinese.

I have a friend that is Dutch/Asian except it's a she. Oh, she has a brother.

[Fruitcake]

I would also not house swap with AoG.

I would house swap with Betiko. I bet he has all manner of fine wines and fromages, well tailored clothes, and possibly a live DJ who spins in his parlor from 5-8 every day.

Also, I think Player sounds like she keeps a tidy and clean house, and probably has a well-stocked pantry, so I'd consider doing a house swap with her, too.

Lol I live inside Paris, so the housing is really expensive and I bought my flat 7 years ago, so it s only 30 square meters big (although that s not a good excuse cause the housing increased at least 30% since then). It s as optimised as possible given the size, but awfully small for those of you who are used to live in some big ass houses!

Could do a cc house swap from a country to another though, could be cool. Who would you never lend your house to? Aog and gillipig?

I would do a swap (albeit temporarily) with you as long as your flat was in the right arrondissement Bentiko. I love Paris in the spring. I have a fine Georgian style apartment of some 220+ sq meters on the south coast of the UK that is sitting empty. Only 90 minutes by rail from London, fully portered block (14 of the bugg*rs I seem to recall when I handed out the Christmas tips from chez moi) 180 degree sea views, gales and storms notwithstanding!

[saxitoxin]

I have a fine Georgian style apartment of some 220+ sq meters on the south coast of the UK that is sitting empty. Only 90 minutes by rail from London, fully portered block (14 of the bugg*rs I seem to recall when I handed out the Christmas tips from chez moi) 180 degree sea views, gales and storms notwithstanding!

Are you a stoic Detective Chief Superintendent with the Hastings police by any chance?

[saxitoxin]

the problem with a swap is that they would have to want to come here

ahem ...

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[2dimes]

That guy only reads the title of threads, or searches for the word science then posts contradictions without reading the other posts.

[mrswdk]

I want an Asian. Preferably Chinese.

I have a friend that is Dutch/Asian except it's a she. Oh, she has a brother.

The she is good. Is she hot?

[Fruitcake]

I have a fine Georgian style apartment of some 220+ sq meters on the south coast of the UK that is sitting empty. Only 90 minutes by rail from London, fully portered block (14 of the bugg*rs I seem to recall when I handed out the Christmas tips from chez moi) 180 degree sea views, gales and storms notwithstanding!

Are you a stoic Detective Chief Superintendent with the Hastings police by any chance?

No, but a good guess. Mr Kitchen is one who ranks amongst the best actors around imho.

[notyou2]

I want an Asian. Preferably Chinese.

I have a friend that is Dutch/Asian except it's a she. Oh, she has a brother.

The she is good. Is she hot?

Which one?

[mrswdk]

The Chinese-Dutch friend.

[notyou2]

She is married but he is single. Want me to give him your email address?

[mrswdk]

You can give the lady my email address.

[iAmCaffeine]

I'd swap with most people.. Haha.

Got a very nice house, just a terrible neighbourhood.

[nietzsche]

I'd swap with BBS or AoG only to be visited by their sisters.

[notyou2]

I'd swap with BBS or AoG only to be visited by their sisters.

No one is swapping sisters with you Neetch This is a house swapping thread.

Start a sister swapping thread elsewhere.

[nietzsche]

I'd swap with BBS or AoG only to be visited by their sisters.

No one is swapping sisters with you Neetch This is a house swapping thread.

Start a sister swapping thread elsewhere.

But if they don't tell their sisters they have swaped houses, they show up. Once the door is locked, it's done deal.

[saxitoxin]

Once the door is locked, it's done deal.

I guess it's true what they say, Latin men are more romantic.

No wonder American housewives and ManBungalow love them so much.

[saxitoxin]

I have a fine Georgian style apartment of some 220+ sq meters on the south coast of the UK that is sitting empty. Only 90 minutes by rail from London, fully portered block (14 of the bugg*rs I seem to recall when I handed out the Christmas tips from chez moi) 180 degree sea views, gales and storms notwithstanding!

Are you a stoic Detective Chief Superintendent with the Hastings police by any chance?

No, but a good guess. Mr Kitchen is one who ranks amongst the best actors around imho.

I would like to see him in live theater, I warrant he's pretty brilliant.