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un[Official] CC Consulates

Postby DoomYoshi on Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:23 pm

Yes, it's official, and you heard it first here. Conquer Club is establishing consulates around the world to grow our membership.

That means we need ambassadors like YOU.

We have determined certain areas of the world in which we do not have many members, and we would like to send you to staff those consulates. First, you must find a place for the office to be. Then you will carry out diplomatic missions adhering to the following principles:
Protect Members (sometimes incorrectly referred to as inactive players and active players); particularly scoreboarded members
Support Prosperity; such that more people can log on daily
Work for Peace; such that the locals understand that Conquer Club is good for them

To apply, all you have to do is answer the following essay question (listed under each country).

Our first consulates are going out to the following countries:

Iraq, only 4 active members; potential members - 32 million
Iraq holds a special place for us at CC - we even designed a map to celebrate it.
Details of Position - establish an office in Anbar province and work with the military to sign members up. For every 5 people they arrest, 100 are detained, so that extra 95 is your primary target.
Essay Question:
Mr. Saleh al-Mutlaq, Deputy Prime Minister of the Republic of Iraq has requested Election Observation, Weapon Sales, a solution to Syria and Non-Sectarian Support from the US. Explain how more Conquer Club is the solution to these requests.

Some new posts coming up will be in Zimbabwe, Nigeria, Ukraine and Latin America. I need to confer with the other mods to finalize details about these posts.
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Re: un[Official] CC Consulates

Postby Serbia on Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:37 pm

Dibs on Ukraine.

Bollocks.
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Re: un[Official] CC Consulates

Postby mrswdk on Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:37 pm

I'm studying alongside an officer from the Zimbabwe army. Shotgun Zimbabwe.
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Re: un[Official] CC Consulates

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:03 am

mrswdk wrote:I'm studying alongside an officer from the Zimbabwe army. Shotgun Zimbabwe.


That's perfect, you will love the essay question:

Does Mugabe control the military or does the military control Mugabe? Make specific reference to the Cash gratuities given to veterans in 1997, and the subsequent Black Friday in 1997; the deployment of Zimbabwean troops into the Democratic Republic of the Congo; and the Conquer Club Clan scene.

Still trying to figure out which province we are sending you into, but this will give you a head-start.
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Re: un[Official] CC Consulates

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:04 am

Serbia wrote:Dibs on Ukraine.

Bollocks.


Due to an ever-changing ongoing conflict it may take a few days to get this one off the ground.
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Re: un[Official] CC Consulates

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:58 pm

Great News. bigWham is allowing mrswdk to appoint a deputy based on the results of this caption contest:
The first 3 pictures set up a story, the 4th panel must be filled in; you have a few choices of characters to use:

show: first 3 panels


Your choices:
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Re: un[Official] CC Consulates

Postby mrswdk on Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:29 pm

What kind of size private militia do I get? Can I design their uniforms? And can I reclaim my friend's old farm (exiled white farmer) for my consulate building?
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Re: un[Official] CC Consulates

Postby notyou2 on Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:09 pm

Do the CC missionaries get the same dice as the privileged CC elite players?
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Re: un[Official] CC Consulates

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:51 pm

I volunteer to be an ambassador to either the Moon or Mars. I'll leave Venus for the ladies.


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Re: un[Official] CC Consulates

Postby DoomYoshi on Thu Jan 30, 2014 1:18 pm

mrswdk wrote:What kind of size private militia do I get? Can I design their uniforms? And can I reclaim my friend's old farm (exiled white farmer) for my consulate building?


You have to recruit your own private militia. We are giving you a gen II ipad, 2 blue stars, and a few handfuls of very common stars (10-20 each of them), 15 000 conquer credits, 3 GA medals, a GC medal, a dusty SoC medal, 10 platinum standard medals, 2 silver dubs medals, 2 years of premium membership (handable out in 3 month installments), 6 of the Kamchatka t-shirts from the shop and 20 pesos.
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Re: un[Official] CC Consulates

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Jan 30, 2014 1:23 pm

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Re: un[Official] CC Consulates

Postby mrswdk on Thu Jan 30, 2014 2:40 pm

I will also plane tickets to South America so that I can go and recruit Amazonian lovelies for my militia.
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