Who is celebrating March Madness with a vasectomy?

[saxitoxin]

Forget college basketball players cutting down the nets after a victory. Some fans of March Madness are making their own monumental snips: vasectomies.

"We do have (in March) typically about 50% more vasectomies than in other months," said Dr. Ed Sabanegh, chairman of the Department of Urology at the Cleveland Clinic.

"A lot of patients come in and say, 'I have to have this during March Madness, you have to talk to my wife about it. Tell her what my limitations are and that I need to be on the couch.'

http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/16/us/march- ... ?hpt=hp_t2

[DoomYoshi]

I celebrate with a quick(ish) trip to random.org:

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[TA1LGUNN3R]

I think if you need a note from your doctor addressed to your wife saying that you need bed rest just so you can watch a sports tournament then you probably deserve to have your balls cut.

Pussies.

-TG

[jonesthecurl]

I had the snip many years ago now. I was advised to wear tight underwear, and (for reasons I forget) to eat more sugar than normal. I don't remember anything about sitting about watching sport.

[DoomYoshi]

I had the snip many years ago now. I was advised to wear tight underwear, and (for reasons I forget) to eat more sugar than normal. I don't remember anything about sitting about watching sport.

Was it during March?

[jonesthecurl]

I had the snip many years ago now. I was advised to wear tight underwear, and (for reasons I forget) to eat more sugar than normal. I don't remember anything about sitting about watching sport.

Was it during March?

I have no idea at this remove - I think the year was 2004, but I could be wrong.

[DoomYoshi]

Ok, I therefore decree, sanction, confirm and designate that it was in March.

[2dimes]

After I did that I felt pretty good so we stopped at a restaurant on the way home. While sitting on a hard chair the local anesthetic started to wear out waiting for our sushi. I almost threw up and nearly passed out. Then I excused myself to go wait in the car to recline and nap.

I don't remember what month it was either but also I didn't watch much TV.

[notyou2]

I will be shoveling snow off my lawn on to the street so it will melt for March Madness.

[muy_thaiguy]

Hey Yoshi, this forum has a thing called big image brackets for pics that are otherwise just too large. Think you could pop that bracket into them? Thanks.

[DoomYoshi]

Sorry, mtg, since I got my new huge monitor, I forgot about shrinkers. That img doesn't fill half my screen.

[saxitoxin]

I got my new huge monitor

sounds like you're ready for a vasectomy

[Army of GOD]

College sports suck and I can never get into them.

Also, I agree with TG. I wouldn't even consider marrying a women who wouldn't be ok with me a watching sports.

[muy_thaiguy]

Sorry, mtg, since I got my new huge monitor, I forgot about shrinkers. That img doesn't fill half my screen.

It's alright. Much appreciated.

[jonesthecurl]

After I did that I felt pretty good so we stopped at a restaurant on the way home. While sitting on a hard chair the local anesthetic started to wear out waiting for our sushi. I almost threw up and nearly passed out. Then I excused myself to go wait in the car to recline and nap.

I don't remember what month it was either but also I didn't watch much TV.

Maybe you shoulda eaten some sugar.

[notyou2]

After I did that I felt pretty good so we stopped at a restaurant on the way home. While sitting on a hard chair the local anesthetic started to wear out waiting for our sushi. I almost threw up and nearly passed out. Then I excused myself to go wait in the car to recline and nap.

I don't remember what month it was either but also I didn't watch much TV.

Maybe you shoulda eaten some sugar.

Pretty sure the "sugar" is salt peter making the vasectomy unnecessary. All that pain for naught.

[2dimes]

After I did that I felt pretty good so we stopped at a restaurant on the way home. While sitting on a hard chair the local anesthetic started to wear out waiting for our sushi. I almost threw up and nearly passed out. Then I excused myself to go wait in the car to recline and nap.

I don't remember what month it was either but also I didn't watch much TV.

Maybe you shoulda eaten some sugar.

Pretty sure the "sugar" is salt peter making the vasectomy unnecessary. All that pain for naught.

Maybe I should have ate extra sugar. I should have went home to relax on the couch for sure.

[DoomYoshi]

f*ck U WISCONSIN

[DoomYoshi]

13/16 so far. Arizona St only lost by 2, so it could have been 14.


Got 3 more upsets picked for tomorrow - Tulsa, E Kentucky, Tennessee. Also, one nearly impossible upset... can Cal Poly be the first 16 seed to beat a 1 seed?

[Symmetry]

13/16 so far. Arizona St only lost by 2, so it could have been 14.


Got 3 more upsets picked for tomorrow - Tulsa, E Kentucky, Tennessee. Also, one nearly impossible upset... can Cal Poly be the first 16 seed to beat a 1 seed?

In breaking news: a man dressed as a dinosaur has been arrested outside a women's college dorm in Kentucky. Early reports say he was ranting incomprehensibly about his "seed".

[oVo]

The 3 seeded Blue Devils got their balls nipped today.

Lots of bracket busters... Mercer beats Duke, Dayton beats Ohio State, North Dakota State beats Oklahoma, Tennessee beats U.Mass, Harvard beats Cincinnati and Eastern Kentucky is giving #2 seeded Kansas a tough go.

Go! Go! Go! COASTAL CAROLINA!

[saxitoxin]

The 3 seeded Blue Devils got their balls nipped today.

I was when I saw that. I had to wikipedia where and/or what Mercer University was ...

[notyou2]

The 3 seeded Blue Devils got their balls nipped today.

I was when I saw that. I had to wikipedia where and/or what Mercer University was ...

Nip his blue balls honey badger!!!! That's nasty.

[DoomYoshi]

The 3 seeded Blue Devils got their balls nipped today.

I was when I saw that. I had to wikipedia where and/or what Mercer University was ...

I still haven't Googled it.

[notyou2]

Had a cat neutered today, does that count?