Who is celebrating March Madness with a vasectomy?

by **AndyDufresne** on Fri Mar 21, 2014 6:47 pm

notyou2 wrote:Had a cat neutered today, does that count?

This sounds like a notyou2 euphemism.

--Andy

by **notyou2** on Fri Mar 21, 2014 7:28 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Had a cat neutered today, does that count?

This sounds like a notyou2 euphemism.

--Andy

Nope, it's true. I personally have all my parts in good working order.

by **AndyDufresne** on Fri Mar 21, 2014 7:30 pm

notyou2 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Had a cat neutered today, does that count?

This sounds like a notyou2 euphemism.

--Andy

Nope, it's true. I personally have all my parts in good working order.

I'll let AOG be the judge of that.

--Andy

by **saxitoxin** on Fri Mar 21, 2014 8:44 pm

It looks like there are 2 votes for vasectomy right now. Who's the second person, after Symmetry, who has scheduled a vasectomy for this month? Come forward.

by **muy_thaiguy** on Fri Mar 21, 2014 8:51 pm

New Mexico continues to be 1 and done at the NCAA tourny.

After last night's game, San Diego State's Steve Fisher ripped into the NCAA.
http://collegebasketballtalk.nbcsports. ... /#comments

by **saxitoxin** on Fri Mar 21, 2014 9:04 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:After last night's game, San Diego State's Steve Fisher ripped into the NCAA.
http://collegebasketballtalk.nbcsports. ... /#comments

That's pretty classy he'd devote that much time at his press conference to sticking-up for Menzies.

by **oVo** on Fri Mar 21, 2014 10:23 pm

Coastal Carolina is trying hard to be the first #16
to beat a #1 seed.

VCU leads by 4 with 5 seconds remaining
and fouls a 3 pt shooter at the buzzer.
Game goes to OT and they lose.

Three #3 seeds are upset and NC State blew a 14 point lead
or it would have been a clean sweep.

by **saxitoxin** on Fri Mar 21, 2014 11:24 pm

oVo wrote:Coastal Carolina is trying hard to be the first #16
to beat a #1 seed.

That's another school I had to wikipedia. I then had to separately wikipedia their mascot to find out what a Chanticleer was, and felt very poorly read (cue tut-tutting from Symm)...

Upon its affiliation with the University of South Carolina, the push was made for a mascot more in line with the parent's mascot (the Gamecock); the ultimate choice was the Chanticleer, the proud, witty rooster made famous in "The Nun's Priest's Tale" of Chaucer's Canterbury Tales.

SFU-VCU was a dick biter and Tulsa-UCLA is heading that way.

by **DoomYoshi** on Fri Mar 21, 2014 11:26 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
oVo wrote:Coastal Carolina is trying hard to be the first #16
to beat a #1 seed.

That's another school I had to wikipedia. I then had to separately wikipedia their mascot to find out what a Chanticleer was, and felt very poorly read (cue tut-tutting from Symm)...

Upon its affiliation with the University of South Carolina, the push was made for a mascot more in line with the parent's mascot (the Gamecock); the ultimate choice was the Chanticleer, the proud, witty rooster made famous in "The Nun's Priest's Tale" of Chaucer's Canterbury Tales.

I was just going to berate you for not having read Chaucer. Then I got to the part where you quoted about Chaucer.

Here's one you might be able to understand easier: