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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby regan the great on Sun Feb 09, 2014 6:27 pm

willedtowin1 wrote:Image



IS he being attacked by bees?
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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby Beko the Great on Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:45 pm

benga wrote:Sindaram, SassboT, saxibot, whamBot


Congressman wrote:I believe these players may be a multi player or multi players. I could be wrong, but they're all involved in the same 15 or so games with each other, with the same variations of names and avatars. I may be wrong, but it looks very suspicious to me and wanted to bring it to your attention.

I'm involved in Game #13970600 with Sindaram currently.

Their game history involves 15 two player games with the four same players. Some are premium users, so maybe they're not a multi player but a group of players.

I'd be willing to give them the benefit of the doubt, but what first alerted me was that Sindaram has a low rank, has played only 15 games, and has already won 7 of them (47%), which tells me that Sindaram has likely played quite a few games already, but under which account?

The games are:
13970611
13970156
13957951
13951846
13948642
13947900
13944988
13944978
13944867
13944776
13944627
13944415
13944332
13944233
13944154
13944069


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


How can the site give such support to those treacherous multi-accounted players? For this one sole reason I'm leaving this site for good! :evil:
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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby willedtowin1 on Tue Feb 25, 2014 2:25 pm

SAY WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why Beko???????
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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Feb 25, 2014 3:11 pm

willedtowin1 wrote:SAY WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why Beko???????

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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby willedtowin1 on Thu Feb 27, 2014 5:13 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
willedtowin1 wrote:SAY WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why Beko???????

<Sarcasm meter needs to go into the shop for repairs.>


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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby willedtowin1 on Sat Mar 01, 2014 2:15 pm

regan the great wrote:and so i only thought it fair to show americas greatest sporting achievement
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IB59EhYiB0



I now see why you Euros are so into this game =/
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Re: Forum Funnys :)

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Re: Forum Funnys :)

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Re: Forum Funnys :)

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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby regan the great on Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:39 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Te6HakHo04

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Re: Forum Funnys :)

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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby Auger13 on Sun Mar 30, 2014 2:51 pm

Let's spare a thought for the man who told his wife that he was going to China on the Malaysian plane and now can't leave his girlfriend's apartment.
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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby Auger13 on Sun Mar 30, 2014 2:53 pm

Tom visits Dave who's laid up in bed with a broken leg.

Dave says, "My feet are freezing mate can you go up stairs and get my slippers?"

"No prob's " says Tom

Upstairs Dave's stunning 19 year old twin daughters are sitting on their beds

"Hello girls, your dad sent me up to shag you two"

"f*ck off you liar" they said

"I'll prove it " said Tom, and he shouts downstairs

"Both of them Dave "

"Of course what's the point of FUCKING ONE?"
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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby Auger13 on Sun Mar 30, 2014 2:53 pm

My wife and I planned to commit suicide together.

But once she'd killed herself, things suddenly looked a lot more positive...
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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby Auger13 on Sun Mar 30, 2014 2:55 pm

I bumped into an old mate yesterday. He said, "I haven't seen you for 10 years. What happened?"

I said, "I've been locked up."

He said, "What did you do, commit murder?"

I said, "No, I got married."
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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby Auger13 on Sun Mar 30, 2014 3:08 pm

A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde.

"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the lawyer.

Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie..."

"I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?"

Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road....."

The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud.

Please tell him to simply answer the question."

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie".

Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded.

"Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting, real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her fatal condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.

Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at me and said, "How are you feeling?"

"Now what the hell would you say?"
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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby Auger13 on Sun Mar 30, 2014 3:09 pm

My son said "Dad, did you know that in some parts of Africa, men don't know their wives until they get married?" "That happens in every country son." I replied.
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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby willedtowin1 on Fri May 16, 2014 9:39 pm

I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."
I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."

Then this asshole looked at my beer belly and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bud?"

I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out."
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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby willedtowin1 on Mon Nov 03, 2014 4:55 pm

How many Lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby willedtowin1 on Mon Nov 03, 2014 4:56 pm

1 cause they think the world revolves around them................... ;)
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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby regan the great on Wed Nov 05, 2014 2:29 pm

girl says too her mum... please may i lick the bowl.....
Mum replies no pull the chain like everyone else. :D
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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Nov 05, 2014 5:53 pm

regan the great wrote:girl says too her mum... please may i lick the bowl.....
Mum replies no pull the chain like everyone else. :D

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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby Nicky15 on Sat Nov 08, 2014 5:05 am

regan the great wrote:girl says too her mum... please may i lick the bowl.....
Mum replies no pull the chain like everyone else. :D



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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby willedtowin1 on Sat Nov 08, 2014 1:49 pm

regan the great wrote:girl says too her mum... please may i lick the bowl.....
Mum replies no pull the chain like everyone else. :D


come back you Monkey Brain!
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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby regan the great on Thu Nov 13, 2014 1:40 pm

willedtowin1 wrote:
regan the great wrote:girl says too her mum... please may i lick the bowl.....
Mum replies no pull the chain like everyone else. :D


come back you Monkey Brain!

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