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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby mrswdk on Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:17 pm

Duke lost his virginity at the age of 13?
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby natty dread on Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:53 pm

Can I count each hand separately or do they count as one?
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:56 pm

hey look it's natty(_)dread
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:40 pm

natty dread wrote:


:o

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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:07 pm

I'm actually quite touched by the number of monogamists.
Though I'm glad my first sexual encounter didn't turn out to be my lifetime partner. [contemplates prospect. withdraws into corner gibbering]
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:11 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:I'm actually quite touched by the number of monogamists.


Yeah but remember, handjobs don't count.
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby Baron Von PWN on Thu Apr 03, 2014 12:54 am

5 but it feels like 4. One of them really sucked at sex.
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Apr 03, 2014 1:42 am

jonesthecurl wrote:I'm actually quite touched by the number of monogamists.

Yes, but how often are you touched by a number of monogamists, and do you climax?
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby RunThisTown on Thu Apr 03, 2014 1:45 am

It is extremely sad that many of you are keeping count. That being said I think my count is above 50
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby RunThisTown on Thu Apr 03, 2014 1:54 am

Not counting male partners that is.
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby natty dread on Thu Apr 03, 2014 2:53 am

Baron Von PWN wrote:5 but it feels like 4. One of them really sucked at sex.


Hey! I'm best at sex. I've got a trophy to prove it.
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby Baron Von PWN on Thu Apr 03, 2014 4:12 am

natty dread wrote:
Baron Von PWN wrote:5 but it feels like 4. One of them really sucked at sex.


Hey! I'm best at sex. I've got a trophy to prove it.


well it wasn't you. durr.
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby Gilligan on Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:06 am

natty dread wrote:
Baron Von PWN wrote:5 but it feels like 4. One of them really sucked at sex.


Hey! I'm best at sex. I've got a trophy to prove it.


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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby natty dread on Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:23 am

Gilligan wrote:
natty dread wrote:
Baron Von PWN wrote:5 but it feels like 4. One of them really sucked at sex.


Hey! I'm best at sex. I've got a trophy to prove it.


pics


I would but it's kind of nsfw and there are childtren here. I wouldn't want AOG to be traumatized.
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby Gilligan on Thu Apr 03, 2014 11:28 am

natty dread wrote:
Gilligan wrote:
natty dread wrote:
Baron Von PWN wrote:5 but it feels like 4. One of them really sucked at sex.


Hey! I'm best at sex. I've got a trophy to prove it.


pics


I would but it's kind of nsfw and there are childtren here. I wouldn't want AOG to be traumatized.


damn, that must be a really inappropriate trophy. surely it isn't in your living room.
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby degaston on Thu Apr 03, 2014 11:42 am

Gilligan wrote:
natty dread wrote:
Baron Von PWN wrote:5 but it feels like 4. One of them really sucked at sex.


Hey! I'm best at sex. I've got a trophy to prove it.


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I've got one, too - here it is:
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I let her keep it to remember me by.
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby betiko on Thu Apr 03, 2014 2:55 pm

RunThisTown wrote:It is extremely sad that many of you are keeping count. That being said I think my count is above 50


since i don't know you i don't know if this is humour or you don't really realize the contradiction. correct answer is funny guy right? :D
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Re: How many sexual partners have you had?

Postby natty dread on Thu Apr 03, 2014 4:48 pm

Gilligan wrote:
natty dread wrote:
Gilligan wrote:
natty dread wrote:
Baron Von PWN wrote:5 but it feels like 4. One of them really sucked at sex.


Hey! I'm best at sex. I've got a trophy to prove it.


pics


I would but it's kind of nsfw and there are childtren here. I wouldn't want AOG to be traumatized.


damn, that must be a really inappropriate trophy. surely it isn't in your living room.


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