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bigWham's momma so fat..

Postby nietzsche on Thu May 01, 2014 1:53 pm

1. that when she stepped on the scale the doctor said "holy crap that's my phone number"
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Postby nietzsche on Thu May 01, 2014 1:54 pm

2. everytime she walks she does the harlem shake
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Re: bigWham's momma so fat..

Postby nietzsche on Thu May 01, 2014 5:23 pm

you're all a bunch of pussies
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Re: bigWham's momma so fat..

Postby TeeGee on Thu May 01, 2014 6:10 pm

That she doesn't fit in GD
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Re: bigWham's momma so fat..

Postby DiM on Thu May 01, 2014 6:14 pm

...that she ate the Forum button.

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Postby notyou2 on Thu May 01, 2014 6:25 pm

...she sat on the forum goers and killed the party.
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Postby demonfork on Thu May 01, 2014 8:27 pm

6. She's so fat she masturbates to cook books.
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Re: bigWham's momma so fat..

Postby 2dimes on Thu May 01, 2014 8:28 pm

nietzsche wrote:2. everytime she walks she does the harlem shake

No bro, when she walks Harlem shakes!
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Postby betiko on Thu May 01, 2014 9:10 pm

She s so fat that she looked for cheat codes to play wii fit
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Postby betiko on Thu May 01, 2014 9:17 pm

She s so fat that she has to add mayonnaise to her aspirine
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Re: bigWham's momma so fat..

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu May 01, 2014 10:05 pm

This should get moved again to the Forum Games. And then into the International section. Then into AOG's mind.


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Re: bigWham's momma so fat..

Postby mrswdk on Fri May 02, 2014 3:28 am

that she has a significantly lower life expectancy than her peers.
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Re: bigWham's momma so fat..

Postby nietzsche on Fri May 02, 2014 3:39 am

that she's dated Gillipig.
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Re: bigWham's momma so fat..

Postby notyou2 on Fri May 02, 2014 6:30 am

that Gillipig posted pictures of her while drooling on his keyboard.
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Re: bigWham's momma so fat..

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri May 02, 2014 1:49 pm

...that she calls bigWham littleWham...
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