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Re: Going out at night alone

Postby macbone on Wed Apr 30, 2014 12:42 pm

Oh, man, did you hear about the plans for June 1st? Chinese netizens have been rallying for everyone to take their kids down to Hong Kong to piss and poop all over Tsim Sha Tsui. That'll show us uppity Hong Kongers and our ridiculous insistence on using toilets rather than the MTR when someone has to drop the kids off at the pool.

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Re: Going out at night alone

Postby mrswdk on Wed Apr 30, 2014 1:38 pm

Haha yeah, I heard about the calls for a dirty protest. China's netizens are pretty far out.

Oh, to be shocked by children defecating in public. I've seen a granny holding her grandson to piss onto the floor in a shopping mall. I've seen a shit on a subway platform. I've even seen parents letting their kids shit and piss inside the Forbidden City and Summer Palace! Nowadays, if it's out on the street it barely even catches my attention. I mean, I heard about the HK incident and genuinely thought 'they held the kid over a drain, be fair to them'.

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Re: Going out at night alone

Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri May 02, 2014 4:28 am

Eh, never been a big drinker. A drink on rare occassion, but otherwise, not my thing. So, never really had much of a reason to head to bars alone.
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Re: Going out at night alone

Postby notyou2 on Fri May 02, 2014 12:40 pm

mrswdk wrote:Haha yeah, I heard about the calls for a dirty protest. China's netizens are pretty far out.

Oh, to be shocked by children defecating in public. I've seen a granny holding her grandson to piss onto the floor in a shopping mall. I've seen a shit on a subway platform. I've even seen parents letting their kids shit and piss inside the Forbidden City and Summer Palace! Nowadays, if it's out on the street it barely even catches my attention. I mean, I heard about the HK incident and genuinely thought 'they held the kid over a drain, be fair to them'.

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Re: Going out at night alone

Postby mrswdk on Fri May 02, 2014 1:41 pm

True dat. One of my friends once saw an old man sleeping in a camping chair by the side of a road. The old man had his arms out in front of him, holding his 2/3 yr old grandson under the armpits. The grandson had taken a shit on the granddad's shoes while he slept.
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Re: Going out at night alone

Postby mrswdk on Fri May 02, 2014 1:45 pm

(the kid was wearing trousers with a (deliberately) split crotch, so he was fully clothed but his ass was still hanging out)
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