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Germany, where do they rank among the greats

 
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Where Does Germany Stand Among The Greats

Postby pimpdave on Thu May 08, 2014 12:16 pm

Germany has contributed much to human progress and society, yet they've also ruined tons as well (like techno. Yeah, you heard me. German techno is terrible. So is their metal. Even worse when combined. DU HAST).

Everyone knows that England is the greatest country in world history, for forming the British Empire, and doing the most good in the entire world, then spawning the son, the USA, which is currently the greatest country, because f*ck you we got nukes and way more boats than the rest of you.

So where does Germany stand?
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Re: Where Does Germany Stand Among The Greats

Postby mrswdk on Thu May 08, 2014 12:58 pm

edit: apologies for bumping this thread.
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Re: Where Does Germany Stand Among The Greats

Postby Jmac1026 on Thu May 08, 2014 1:00 pm

Poll lacks kittens.
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Re: Where Does Germany Stand Among The Greats

Postby Serbia on Thu May 08, 2014 5:39 pm

IMPORTANT UPDATE:
I'm not German.

Bollocks.
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Re: Where Does Germany Stand Among The Greats

Postby betiko on Thu May 08, 2014 5:45 pm

Deutschland über alles, why even create a thread?
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Re: Where Does Germany Stand Among The Greats

Postby notyou2 on Thu May 08, 2014 8:57 pm

The British Empire was created at McGill in 1534.
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Re: Where Does Germany Stand Among The Greats

Postby warmonger1981 on Thu May 08, 2014 9:35 pm

Theres a city in Germany that is my last name.
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Re: Where Does Germany Stand Among The Greats

Postby Army of GOD on Fri May 09, 2014 1:07 am

25% German...so yeah, Germany is fucking awesome
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Re: Where Does Germany Stand Among The Greats

Postby nagerous on Fri May 09, 2014 5:37 am

Fucking Germans. Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis.
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Re: Where Does Germany Stand Among The Greats

Postby saxitoxin on Fri May 09, 2014 5:41 am

nagerous wrote:Fucking Germans. Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis.


Are you swearing about Germans or are you live-blogging your evening?
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Re: Where Does Germany Stand Among The Greats

Postby JBlombier on Fri May 09, 2014 6:08 am

warmonger1981 wrote:Theres a city in Germany that is my last name.

lol, I have that too! It's more like a village, though.
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Re: Where Does Germany Stand Among The Greats

Postby nagerous on Fri May 09, 2014 6:10 am

saxitoxin wrote:
nagerous wrote:Fucking Germans. Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis.


Are you swearing about Germans or are you live-blogging your evening?


Fucking dog has fucking papers!
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Re: Where Does Germany Stand Among The Greats

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri May 09, 2014 7:26 am

nagerous wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
nagerous wrote:Fucking Germans. Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis.


Are you swearing about Germans or are you live-blogging your evening?


Fucking dog has fucking papers!


Look, nothing is fucked here, man.
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Re: Where Does Germany Stand Among The Greats

Postby pimpdave on Fri May 09, 2014 7:55 am

New shit has come to light, dude!
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Re: Where Does Germany Stand Among The Greats

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Fri May 09, 2014 2:49 pm

Fucking dipshit with a nine-toed woman.
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Re: Where Does Germany Stand Among The Greats

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri May 09, 2014 3:05 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Fucking dipshit with a nine-toed woman.


This is the first post I've read in this topic, since I went immediately to this second page. I am not sure what is going on here, but I like it.


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Re: Where Does Germany Stand Among The Greats

Postby Dukasaur on Sat May 10, 2014 2:42 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Fucking dipshit with a nine-toed woman.


This is the first post I've read in this topic, since I went immediately to this second page. I am not sure what is going on here, but I like it.


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Re: Where Does Germany Stand Among The Greats

Postby tzor on Sat May 10, 2014 4:05 pm

I will say this ... I know of more people who would prefer to sing German over French!

Freude, schoener Goetterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum.
Deine Zauber binden wieder,
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brueder,
Wo dein sanfter Fluegel weilt.


It's just so right! Now if there was only one way we could make it better, you know, like combining peanut butter with chocolate!

Oh wait, we can, it's called ... Yiddish!

Oi! Oi! Oi!

Un mir zainen ale brider,
Oi, oi, ale brider,
Un mir zingen freileche lider,
Oi, oi, oi!

Un mir haltn zich in einem
Oi, oi, zich in einem,
Azelches iz nito bai keinem,
Oi, oi, oi
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Re: Where Does Germany Stand Among The Greats

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun May 11, 2014 10:26 am

Is that the oi to joy?
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Re: Where Does Germany Stand Among The Greats

Postby JPcelticfc on Sun May 11, 2014 10:28 am

I much prefer Germany to the UK or USA.
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Re: Where Does Germany Stand Among The Greats

Postby AndyDufresne on Sun May 11, 2014 10:52 am

All German topics should have Charlie Chaplin:


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Re: Where Does Germany Stand Among The Greats

Postby 2dimes on Sun May 11, 2014 11:15 am

Which makes one wonder why he did not embrace talkies. He was obviously vocally terrific. People knocked that bit off for decades.
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Re: Where Does Germany Stand Among The Greats

Postby AslanTheKing on Mon May 12, 2014 4:08 pm

tzor wrote:I will say this ... I know of more people who would prefer to sing German over French!

Freude, schoener Goetterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum.
Deine Zauber binden wieder,
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brueder,
Wo dein sanfter Fluegel weilt.


It's just so right! Now if there was only one way we could make it better, you know, like combining peanut butter with chocolate!

Oh wait, we can, it's called ... Yiddish!

Oi! Oi! Oi!

Un mir zainen ale brider,
Oi, oi, ale brider,
Un mir zingen freileche lider,
Oi, oi, oi!

Un mir haltn zich in einem
Oi, oi, zich in einem,
Azelches iz nito bai keinem,
Oi, oi, oi


yes yiddish has alot of german words, its like another accent

but do you know this version?
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Alle Menschen Samma Z'wider
(sung to the melody of Beethoven's 9th symphony, "An die Freude")

(gesprochen, sinnierend)
Alle Menschen werden Brüder.
Olle?
Menschen wer'n Brüder?
Ah, WERDEN Brüder!
Alle Menschen werden Brüder.

(Chor:)
Na, wir wer'n kan Richter brauchen, weu wir ham a golden's Herz,
Mir wer'n ollas übertauchen, und dann fohr' ma himmelwärts.
Mir san olle guate Lotsch'n, und d'rum homma uns so gern.
Do bei uns streckt kana d' Potsch'n, ohne daß die Erb'n rehrn.

(gesprochen:)
Ruhe! Ruhe!
Ich wer' Euch des jetzt übersetz'n, ohne Genierer, wiar i bi!
I winsch' Eich oll'n an Hauf'n Gretz'n, an Zeck im Ohr, und den gwi gwi.

(gesungen:)
Olle Menschen samma z'wida, i mecht's in de Gosch'n hau'n.
Mir san olle Menschen z'wida, in de Gosch'n mecht' i's hau'n.
Vota, Muata, Schwester, Bruada, und de gonze Packelrass'.
Olle Menschen samma z'wida, wann i Leit' sich, geh'r i haß.

Wos, Ia's kennt's mi a net leid'n, und i sogt's, I bin net g'scheid?
Oba mit so blede Leit' wer' i mi no long net streit'n.

(gesprochen:)
I bin, sogn's, a Z'widerwurz'n. Sie sog'n, es is' nur der Neid.
I sog: Motschka'n kennt's, wos tuat's'n donn groß mit der
G'miatlichkeit?
Is' doch eh leicht zum G'neißen, schmiert's Eich d' Gmiatlichkeit in
d'Hoor!
Bei mir werdt's es ka Leiberl reißen, weg'n den feuln s' auf mi, is'
klor.

Ollen Menschen bin i z'wida, se woll'n mi in d' Gosch'n hau'n.
I bin oll'n Menschen z'wida, in de Gosch'n woll'n s' mi hau'n.
Vota, Muata, Schwester, Bruada,
(gesungen:)
und de gonze Pack'lrass',
Ollen Menschen bin i z'wida, wann mi d' Leit' seg'n, gengan's haß.

(gesprochen:)
Dabei bin i ma söba z'wida, dabei mog i mi söba net.
Jetzt denkt's Euch: "Gö, da legst' di nieda!" Jetzt hoit's mi scho für
urndlich bled!

Locht's nur ruhig, ias Safensiada! Eich wird's Loch'n scho vergeh'!
Bei der Bledheit samma Briada, des werdts hoffentlich versteh'!

(gesungen:)
Und d'rum hoit i Eich scho wieder vur an Spiagel, an' genau'n:

(gesprochen:)
Olle Menschen samma z'wida, i mecht's in de Gosch'n hau'n.
Mir san olle Menschen z'wida, in de Gosch'n mecht' i's hau'n.
(gesungen:)
Vota, Muata, Schwester, Bruada, und de gonze Packelrass'.
Olle Menschen samma z'wida, i mecht's in de Gosch'n hau'n.
die Gosch'n hau'n, die Gosch'n hau'n, die Gosch'n
(gesprochen:)
Hau'n.



andys video up there is great,
should have postet that on facebook on hitlers birthday
I used to roll the daizz
Feel the fear in my enemy´s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:

Long live the Army Of Kings !


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Re: Where Does Germany Stand Among The Greats

Postby mrswdk on Mon May 12, 2014 9:17 pm

JPcelticfc wrote:I much prefer Germany to the UK or USA.


Really? But the USA so generously funded NORAID for decades.
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