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When little susy asks, why the skools arent teaching us

Postby xtratabasco on Wed May 14, 2014 10:07 am

Just remind her that al gore invented the intornet and that homoerotica belongs in lower level learning and that having taco bars in college is racist. You can also tell her that berry really did win the pees prize and jeb bush crys rivers of tears just thinking of all the love illegals have for their families.


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ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT TACO BARS DEEMED OFFENSIVE, FACE CAMPUS EXTINCTION
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On May 5 attorney William Baer was arrested at a school board meeting at which he went over a 2-minute speaking rule while trying to get some explanation from the Gilford, NH, school board for assigning sexually explicit reading material in his young daughter’s English class.
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Re: When little susy asks, why the skools arent teaching us

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed May 14, 2014 10:39 am

Skool's kool, mahn.


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Re: When little susy asks, why the skools arent teaching us

Postby kuthoer on Wed May 14, 2014 10:49 am

xtratabasco wrote:Just remind her that al gore invented the intornet and that homoerotica belongs in lower level learning and that having taco bars in college is racist. You can also tell her that berry really did win the pees prize and jeb bush crys rivers of tears just thinking of all the love illegals have for their families.


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ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT TACO BARS DEEMED OFFENSIVE, FACE CAMPUS EXTINCTION
by JENNIFER KABBANY - ASSOCIATE EDITOR on MAY 12, 2014


On May 5 attorney William Baer was arrested at a school board meeting at which he went over a 2-minute speaking rule while trying to get some explanation from the Gilford, NH, school board for assigning sexually explicit reading material in his young daughter’s English class.

What do you have against School Boards? They are elected positions, so blame the voters.

No one get's arrested for going over the minutes in public comments, unless they caused a disturbance or refused to stop yapping, buddy.

The problem lies with morons who perceive that sex is evil and sex education should lie left to uptight parents, who think that it's God who planted the embryo in the Uterus.
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Re: When little susy asks, why the skools arent teaching us

Postby crispybits on Wed May 14, 2014 1:05 pm

I think the correct term is "repressed" not uptight
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Re: When little susy asks, why the skools arent teaching us

Postby betiko on Wed May 14, 2014 1:23 pm

crispybits wrote:I think the correct term is "repressed" not uptight


Yup, he's kind of the stereotype of the dumb american the world makes fun of. Sorry other americans, we know you're not like the hill billy.
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Re: When little susy asks, why the skools arent teaching us

Postby TeeGee on Wed May 14, 2014 8:16 pm

Locked... Lets not let things get out of hand here
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