Chinese words that sound American

[Agent 86]

You must read these out loud:
1) That's not right ........................ Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man .............................. Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse ............................. Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? ................ Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table ............ Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
I think you need a face lift ............Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here ................... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11) This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13) Staying out of sight .................... Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile ............ Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive ............. Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great ................................... Fa Kin Su Pah

[mrswdk]

1, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15 and 16 could not be written in Chinese

[mrswdk]

[kuthoer]

1, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15 and 16 could not be written in Chinese

Depends on the Chinese dialect.

[Agent 86]

1, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15 and 16 could not be written in Chinese

It's not meant to be taken literally it's just having fun with language..I find it amusing

[mrswdk]

1, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15 and 16 could not be written in Chinese

Depends on the Chinese dialect.

Nice try.