ATTN: Entire Rest of the World

[pimpdave]

The USA is the only country that landed on the moon, that makes us #1 till you do it too, that makes us #1 in everything, suck our dicks!

[natty dread]

Well, whip them out then.

[warmonger1981]

It just hit your lips now open up clown face.

[Serbia]

Fellas, whip your dick out – whip, whip your dick out
Indiana Jones and whip your fuckin' dick out

Bollocks.

[Jmac1026]

I'm glad we've finally gotten this settled.

[notyou2]

Canada is the only country to make a rock video in space. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

[2dimes]

Canada is the only country to make a few rock videos in space. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

This?

[mrswdk]

Mao accidentally starved 30 million of his own people, gave a speech where he barely acknowledged any kind of fault had been made and then carried on in power.

Nixon flopped out of office the second he was caught orchestrating a little breaking and entering.

USA ain't got swag like the PRC.

[oVo]

James Bond did it in space.

The US now depends on Russia to shuffle NASA stuff into orbit
at a cost of about $450 Million. It may be a risky expense since
a recent Russian rocket carrying Russia's most sophisticated
satellite failed at launch an blew up. A quickly spent $45 Mil.