F*ck or pass, and how is this legal?

by **Gillipig** on Wed May 21, 2014 4:24 pm

F*ck or pass?

How is this legal?

by **betiko** on Wed May 21, 2014 5:55 pm

who the f*ck is drivin dat car???????????

by **nietzsche** on Wed May 21, 2014 6:01 pm

OMG so many jokes.. but not sure if it's right to tell them...

like, you're fucking them hard and one says "stop!" and the other says "harder HARDER!" What the f*ck do you do?

by **betiko** on Wed May 21, 2014 6:23 pm

nietzsche wrote:OMG so many jokes.. but not sure if it's right to tell them...

like, you're fucking them hard and one says "stop!" and the other says "harder HARDER!" What the f*ck do you do?

The most interesting thing is to figure who controls what. Can they share vagina? Not sure.
Do they each control one leg or one controls both? That is a hell of a job if they both control one.
And just imagine the driving...

Anyway I had already seen stuff on tv about these very same sisters.

By the way, funny cause in the "i apologize about the holy penis" thread, i just posted yesterday an optical illusion that makes you think 2 girls are siamese just like these 2.

by **nietzsche** on Wed May 21, 2014 6:34 pm

betiko wrote:
nietzsche wrote:OMG so many jokes.. but not sure if it's right to tell them...

like, you're fucking them hard and one says "stop!" and the other says "harder HARDER!" What the f*ck do you do?

The most interesting thing is to figure who controls what. Can they share vagina? Not sure.
Do they each control one leg or one controls both? That is a hell of a job if they both control one.
And just imagine the driving...

Anyway I had already seen stuff on tv about these very same sisters.

By the way, funny cause in the "i apologize about the holy penis" thread, i just posted yesterday an optical illusion that makes you think 2 girls are siamese just like these 2.

Yeah, it would be also interesting to learn what subjects do they like at school and what kind of tea do they drink.

You are in the wrong forum. This is where you meant to click on.

by **betiko** on Wed May 21, 2014 6:41 pm

nietzsche wrote:
betiko wrote:
nietzsche wrote:OMG so many jokes.. but not sure if it's right to tell them...

like, you're fucking them hard and one says "stop!" and the other says "harder HARDER!" What the f*ck do you do?

The most interesting thing is to figure who controls what. Can they share vagina? Not sure.
Do they each control one leg or one controls both? That is a hell of a job if they both control one.
And just imagine the driving...

Anyway I had already seen stuff on tv about these very same sisters.

By the way, funny cause in the "i apologize about the holy penis" thread, i just posted yesterday an optical illusion that makes you think 2 girls are siamese just like these 2.

Yeah, it would be also interesting to learn what subjects do they like at school and what kind of tea do they drink.

You are in the wrong forum. This is where you meant to click on.

Sorry, i forgot this forum was only about expelling your sexual frustrations.

by **nietzsche** on Wed May 21, 2014 6:42 pm

betiko wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
betiko wrote:
nietzsche wrote:OMG so many jokes.. but not sure if it's right to tell them...

like, you're fucking them hard and one says "stop!" and the other says "harder HARDER!" What the f*ck do you do?

The most interesting thing is to figure who controls what. Can they share vagina? Not sure.
Do they each control one leg or one controls both? That is a hell of a job if they both control one.
And just imagine the driving...

Anyway I had already seen stuff on tv about these very same sisters.

By the way, funny cause in the "i apologize about the holy penis" thread, i just posted yesterday an optical illusion that makes you think 2 girls are siamese just like these 2.

Yeah, it would be also interesting to learn what subjects do they like at school and what kind of tea do they drink.

You are in the wrong forum. This is where you meant to click on.

Sorry, i forgot this forum was only about expelling your sexual frustrations.

Good.

by **Army of GOD** on Wed May 21, 2014 8:39 pm

Does this mean I have to use two condoms...?

And yes, I know I am a terrible person.

by **DaGip** on Wed May 21, 2014 8:53 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Does this mean I have to use two condoms...?

And yes, I know I am a terrible person.

Only if you got two fucking cocks! Of which we can change your name to Army of COCKS!

by **Gillipig** on Thu May 22, 2014 3:02 am

nietzsche wrote:
betiko wrote:
nietzsche wrote:OMG so many jokes.. but not sure if it's right to tell them...

like, you're fucking them hard and one says "stop!" and the other says "harder HARDER!" What the f*ck do you do?

The most interesting thing is to figure who controls what. Can they share vagina? Not sure.
Do they each control one leg or one controls both? That is a hell of a job if they both control one.
And just imagine the driving...

Anyway I had already seen stuff on tv about these very same sisters.

By the way, funny cause in the "i apologize about the holy penis" thread, i just posted yesterday an optical illusion that makes you think 2 girls are siamese just like these 2.

Yeah, it would be also interesting to learn what subjects do they like at school and what kind of tea do they drink.

You are in the wrong forum. This is where you meant to click on.

What are you talking about? This is totally a serious thread!

by **ManBungalow** on Thu May 22, 2014 3:32 am

Well I guess receiving head would be twice as good.

by **betiko** on Thu May 22, 2014 6:33 am

ManBungalow wrote:Well I guess receiving head would be twice as good.

you got two cocks too? or is one of them on a licking balls job?

by **Gillipig** on Thu May 22, 2014 11:55 am

ManBungalow wrote:Well I guess receiving head would be twice as good.

I'm thinking rimjob and blowjob at the same time, it's tempting, just make sure to keep the eyes closed.

by **betiko** on Thu May 22, 2014 7:01 pm

Gillipig wrote:
ManBungalow wrote:Well I guess receiving head would be twice as good.

I'm thinking rimjob and blowjob at the same time, it's tempting, just make sure to keep the eyes closed.

which one looks more like the rim girl, the one with the shorter neck? lol

by **Jmac1026** on Thu May 22, 2014 10:46 pm

So, like, can you pass on one, but f*ck the other?

I just want to know which one is feeling it and which one is gonna try and sleep through it.

by **betiko** on Fri May 23, 2014 3:11 am

Jmac1026 wrote:So, like, can you pass on one, but f*ck the other?

I just want to know which one is feeling it and which one is gonna try and sleep through it.

You just said "feeling". I think you re in the wrong forum, nietzsche is going to get mad!

by **mrswdk** on Fri May 23, 2014 3:35 am

Gillipig wrote:
ManBungalow wrote:Well I guess receiving head would be twice as good.

I'm thinking rimjob and blowjob at the same time, it's tempting, just make sure to keep the eyes closed.

Yeah, that could feel a bit like squatting over Jabba the Hutt's desert worm with your tackle out. Creepy crawly. Ick.

by **macbone** on Fri May 23, 2014 9:41 am

Both of them want to get married at some point, and I know other conjoined twins have made it work in the past, but their situation seems like it would be a good basis for the legalization of polygamy.

by **mrswdk** on Fri May 23, 2014 9:52 am

macbone wrote:their situation seems like it would be a good basis for the legalization of polygamy

That's just you taking advantage of their unfortunate circumstances for your own degenerate purposes, Mitt.

by **betiko** on Fri May 23, 2014 9:57 am

mrswdk wrote:
macbone wrote:their situation seems like it would be a good basis for the legalization of polygamy

That's just you taking advantage of their unfortunate circumstances for your own degenerate purposes, Mitt.

+1

can't you be a bit more down to earth like gillipig and search for short term benefits?

by **Gillipig** on Fri May 23, 2014 1:54 pm

betiko wrote:
Jmac1026 wrote:So, like, can you pass on one, but f*ck the other?

I just want to know which one is feeling it and which one is gonna try and sleep through it.

You just said "feeling". I think you re in the wrong forum, nietzsche is going to get mad!

As Nietzsche's representative I can relay his verdict, Nietzsche doesn't mind this use of the word "feeling" as in this sentence it is only used to describe something a woman feels. Nietzshe is aware of the delusions of women and is all for exposing it as such.

by **notyou2** on Tue Jun 03, 2014 6:22 pm

macbone wrote:Both of them want to get married at some point, and I know other conjoined twins have made it work in the past, but their situation seems like it would be a good basis for the legalization of polygamy.

I expect the law recognizes them as individuals as it is, therefore, no laws need to change.

by **nagerous** on Tue Jun 03, 2014 7:19 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abigail_an ... any_Hensel

2 hearts? So can one die and the other still be alive? That would be pretty grim, carrying the rotting corpse of your dead sister around.

by **Army of GOD** on Tue Jun 03, 2014 7:23 pm

nagerous wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abigail_and_Brittany_Hensel

2 hearts? So can one die and the other still be alive? That would be pretty grim, carrying the rotting corpse of your dead sister around.

I carry saxi's dead sister around.

Sex on the go.

by **2dimes** on Tue Jun 03, 2014 7:42 pm

notyou2 wrote:
macbone wrote:Both of them want to get married at some point, and I know other conjoined twins have made it work in the past, but their situation seems like it would be a good basis for the legalization of polygamy.

I expect the law recognizes them as individuals as it is, therefore, no laws need to change.

I believe two guys in a polygamous marriage was discussed in the "wanna go to Mars?" Thread. Can't happen.