Conquer Club

What is your primary means of motorized locomotion?

\\OFF-TOPIC// conversations about everything that has nothing to do with Conquer Club.

Moderator: Community Team

Forum rules
Please read the Community Guidelines before posting.

What is your primary means of motorized locomotion?

 
Total votes : 0

Re: What is your primary means of motorized locomotion?

Postby Jmac1026 on Mon Jun 23, 2014 9:15 am

Dukasaur wrote:Which brought me full circle to the purpose of this thread, because an Armoured Personnel Carrier really is the coolest form of transport.

The coolest form of transportation is obviously a monster truck driven by the Incredible Hulk.
Army of GOD wrote:I should stop posting...
User avatar
Private 1st Class Jmac1026
 
Posts: 178
Joined: Sat Mar 01, 2014 1:06 pm
Location: Georgia, U.S.

Re: What is your primary means of motorized locomotion?

Postby betiko on Mon Jun 23, 2014 11:07 am

Jmac1026 wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:Which brought me full circle to the purpose of this thread, because an Armoured Personnel Carrier really is the coolest form of transport.

The coolest form of transportation is obviously a monster truck driven by the Incredible Hulk.


No, that would be dangerous. I m not sure the hulk has a driving licence, and I would be worried about his short temper behind the wheel. I m also pretty sure the insurance rate would be huge. Which insurance contractor would give you a good rate if you came in with the hulk, a picture of the monster truck and you claimed that the hulk will be the main driver?
I also think that a monster truck isn t eco friendly and way too expensive to refill the gas tank.
Spare wheels are also very expensive.
Bottom line your choice of everyday transport sounds like a bad idea.
Image
User avatar
Major betiko
 
Posts: 10941
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:05 pm
Location: location, location
22

Re: What is your primary means of motorized locomotion?

Postby betiko on Mon Jun 23, 2014 11:10 am

saxitoxin wrote:
betiko wrote:Like a freakin segway!!! Or a tricycle. And I m not kidding with that last one, we use tricycles in europe a lot since 2007


What happened in 2007? Did everyone lose their balance?

Also, "a freakin segway" is covered under "other."


I don't accept "other" as a valid option in a poll.
The tricycle was invented in 2007.
Image
User avatar
Major betiko
 
Posts: 10941
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:05 pm
Location: location, location
22

Re: What is your primary means of motorized locomotion?

Postby nietzsche on Mon Jun 23, 2014 12:42 pm

I wonder if it would be legal to drive one of those tanks in the road here..
el cartoncito mas triste del mundo
User avatar
General nietzsche
 
Posts: 4597
Joined: Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:29 am
Location: Fantasy Cooperstown

Re: What is your primary means of motorized locomotion?

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Jun 23, 2014 12:44 pm

betiko wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
betiko wrote:Like a freakin segway!!! Or a tricycle. And I m not kidding with that last one, we use tricycles in europe a lot since 2007


What happened in 2007? Did everyone lose their balance?

Also, "a freakin segway" is covered under "other."


I don't accept "other" as a valid option in a poll.
The tricycle was invented in 2007.

I found a picture of Betiko tricycling and jaunting around Paris:

Image


--Andy
User avatar
Corporal 1st Class AndyDufresne
 
Posts: 24935
Joined: Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:22 pm
Location: A Banana Palm in Zihuatanejo

Re: What is your primary means of motorized locomotion?

Postby Jmac1026 on Mon Jun 23, 2014 4:52 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
betiko wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
betiko wrote:Like a freakin segway!!! Or a tricycle. And I m not kidding with that last one, we use tricycles in europe a lot since 2007


What happened in 2007? Did everyone lose their balance?

Also, "a freakin segway" is covered under "other."


I don't accept "other" as a valid option in a poll.
The tricycle was invented in 2007.

I found a picture of Betiko tricycling and jaunting around Paris:

Image

--Andy
What a spiffy young chap he looks
Army of GOD wrote:I should stop posting...
User avatar
Private 1st Class Jmac1026
 
Posts: 178
Joined: Sat Mar 01, 2014 1:06 pm
Location: Georgia, U.S.

Re: What is your primary means of motorized locomotion?

Postby betiko on Mon Jun 23, 2014 5:03 pm

No, one with 2 wheels in the front!

Image
Image
User avatar
Major betiko
 
Posts: 10941
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:05 pm
Location: location, location
22

Re: What is your primary means of motorized locomotion?

Postby Gillipig on Tue Jun 24, 2014 4:59 am

Dukasaur wrote:
Gillipig wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
Gillipig wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
nietzsche wrote:saxi, how's a bicycle motorized?


I MEANT MECHANIZED

Tss, learn English por favor.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mechanized_infantry
Mechanized infantry are infantry equipped with armored personnel carriers (APCs) or infantry fighting vehicles (IFVs) for transport and combat (see also mechanized force).

Mechanized infantry is distinguished from motorized infantry in that its vehicles provide a degree of protection from hostile fire, as opposed to "soft-skinned" wheeled vehicles (trucks or jeeps) for motorized infantry. Most APCs and IFVs are fully tracked, or are all-wheel drive vehicles (6Ɨ6 or 8Ɨ8), for mobility across rough ground. Some nations distinguish between mechanized and armored infantry, designating troops carried by APCs as mechanized and those in IFVs as armored.

Image

I was not implying the distinction between the two doesn't make sense, something I think you are implying that I was implying, but I'm only guessing that that was what you are implying.

No, I wasn't implying what you thought I was implying.

It's just when someone says "mechanized", I think of mechanized infantry. I realize the world has many other uses, but that's the first thing that pops into my mind. I guess I'm a bit of a history buff, but when someone says "mechanized" I immediately think of the debates that raged in the British and German General Staffs at the beginning of WWII about the relative importance of mechanized versus merely motorized troops.

Which brought me full circle to the purpose of this thread, because an Armoured Personnel Carrier really is the coolest form of transport.

I was supposed to guess that? You ask to much of me, reading minds is not my speciality. I'd also like to claim that a personal aircraft is by far the coolest form of transportation, an APC just cannot compare, a submarine perhaps, okay a submarine actually beats a personal aircraft in coolness but barely.

This is now my primary source of transportation.
Image
AoG for President of the World!!
I promise he will put George W. Bush to shame!
User avatar
Lieutenant Gillipig
 
Posts: 3565
Joined: Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:24 pm

Re: What is your primary means of motorized locomotion?

Postby KoolBak on Tue Jun 24, 2014 11:19 am

I like to have backup....truck, motorcycles, bicycle....firewood....lol

Image
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."

Neil Young....Like An Inca

AND:
riskllama wrote:Koolbak wins this thread.
User avatar
Private KoolBak
 
Posts: 7398
Joined: Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:03 pm
Location: The beautiful Pacific Northwest

Re: What is your primary means of motorized locomotion?

Postby mrswdk on Tue Jun 24, 2014 2:28 pm

Gillipig wrote:
I was supposed to guess that? You ask to much of me, reading minds is not my speciality. I'd also like to claim that a personal aircraft is by far the coolest form of transportation, an APC just cannot compare, a submarine perhaps, okay a submarine actually beats a personal aircraft in coolness but barely.

This is now my primary source of transportation.
Image


Well then you might appreciate the new over/underwater city that Chinese engineers just designed. Travel around your city by car, walkway, aircraft or submersible - the choice is yours!
Lieutenant mrswdk
 
Posts: 14898
Joined: Sun Sep 08, 2013 10:37 am
Location: Red Swastika School

Re: What is your primary means of motorized locomotion?

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Jun 24, 2014 3:28 pm

I gotta admit, there is one form of transportation cooler than the APC.

Image
ā€œā€ŽLife is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.ā€
― Voltaire
User avatar
Sergeant 1st Class Dukasaur
Community Team
Community Team
 
Posts: 28154
Joined: Sat Nov 20, 2010 4:49 pm
Location: Beautiful Niagara
32

Re: What is your primary means of motorized locomotion?

Postby betiko on Tue Jun 24, 2014 4:29 pm

Dukasaur wrote:I gotta admit, there is one form of transportation cooler than the APC.

Image


The hydroplane was actually invented by my father's grandfather. Not kidding.
Image
User avatar
Major betiko
 
Posts: 10941
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:05 pm
Location: location, location
22

Re: What is your primary means of motorized locomotion?

Postby nietzsche on Tue Jun 24, 2014 5:11 pm

betiko wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:I gotta admit, there is one form of transportation cooler than the APC.

Image


The hydroplane was actually invented by my father's grandfather. Not kidding.


BUllshit, it was invented by Wilhelm Kress.
el cartoncito mas triste del mundo
User avatar
General nietzsche
 
Posts: 4597
Joined: Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:29 am
Location: Fantasy Cooperstown

Re: What is your primary means of motorized locomotion?

Postby betiko on Tue Jun 24, 2014 5:24 pm

nietzsche wrote:
betiko wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:I gotta admit, there is one form of transportation cooler than the APC.

Image


The hydroplane was actually invented by my father's grandfather. Not kidding.


BUllshit, it was invented by Wilhelm Kress.


It was not

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henri_Fabre
Image
User avatar
Major betiko
 
Posts: 10941
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:05 pm
Location: location, location
22

Re: What is your primary means of motorized locomotion?

Postby nietzsche on Tue Jun 24, 2014 5:29 pm

betiko wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
betiko wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:I gotta admit, there is one form of transportation cooler than the APC.

Image


The hydroplane was actually invented by my father's grandfather. Not kidding.


BUllshit, it was invented by Wilhelm Kress.


It was not

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henri_Fabre


he completed four consecutive flights, the longest about 600 meters


pffft I've had sperm land farther.
el cartoncito mas triste del mundo
User avatar
General nietzsche
 
Posts: 4597
Joined: Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:29 am
Location: Fantasy Cooperstown

Re: What is your primary means of motorized locomotion?

Postby KoolBak on Tue Jun 24, 2014 5:38 pm

Why are we talking hydroplanes when we're checking out amphibious aircraft?? And the coolest one is the Albatross

Image
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."

Neil Young....Like An Inca

AND:
riskllama wrote:Koolbak wins this thread.
User avatar
Private KoolBak
 
Posts: 7398
Joined: Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:03 pm
Location: The beautiful Pacific Northwest

Re: What is your primary means of motorized locomotion?

Postby betiko on Tue Jun 24, 2014 5:45 pm

nietzsche wrote:
betiko wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
betiko wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:I gotta admit, there is one form of transportation cooler than the APC.

Image


The hydroplane was actually invented by my father's grandfather. Not kidding.


BUllshit, it was invented by Wilhelm Kress.


It was not

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henri_Fabre


he completed four consecutive flights, the longest about 600 meters


pffft I've had sperm land farther.


Hey he was piloting it himself, if you look at pictures of his aircraft, he was a kamikaze to try such thing!
Image
User avatar
Major betiko
 
Posts: 10941
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:05 pm
Location: location, location
22

Re: What is your primary means of motorized locomotion?

Postby nietzsche on Tue Jun 24, 2014 5:49 pm

betiko wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
betiko wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
betiko wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:I gotta admit, there is one form of transportation cooler than the APC.

Image


The hydroplane was actually invented by my father's grandfather. Not kidding.


BUllshit, it was invented by Wilhelm Kress.


It was not

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henri_Fabre


he completed four consecutive flights, the longest about 600 meters


pffft I've had sperm land farther.


Hey he was piloting it himself, if you look at pictures of his aircraft, he was a kamikaze to try such thing!


You could think of my sperm as drones, there might be potential people in it but nobody cares about their death.
el cartoncito mas triste del mundo
User avatar
General nietzsche
 
Posts: 4597
Joined: Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:29 am
Location: Fantasy Cooperstown

Re: What is your primary means of motorized locomotion?

Postby Gillipig on Tue Jun 24, 2014 6:04 pm

nietzsche wrote:
betiko wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
betiko wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
betiko wrote:
The hydroplane was actually invented by my father's grandfather. Not kidding.


BUllshit, it was invented by Wilhelm Kress.


It was not

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henri_Fabre


he completed four consecutive flights, the longest about 600 meters


pffft I've had sperm land farther.


Hey he was piloting it himself, if you look at pictures of his aircraft, he was a kamikaze to try such thing!


You could think of my sperm as drones, there might be potential people in it but nobody cares about their death.

You're just jealous because you don't have a famous ancestor, except Ricardo the Rapist, but he was more infamous really.
AoG for President of the World!!
I promise he will put George W. Bush to shame!
User avatar
Lieutenant Gillipig
 
Posts: 3565
Joined: Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:24 pm

Re: What is your primary means of motorized locomotion?

Postby betiko on Tue Jun 24, 2014 6:15 pm

Gillipig wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
betiko wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
betiko wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
BUllshit, it was invented by Wilhelm Kress.


It was not

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henri_Fabre


he completed four consecutive flights, the longest about 600 meters


pffft I've had sperm land farther.


Hey he was piloting it himself, if you look at pictures of his aircraft, he was a kamikaze to try such thing!


You could think of my sperm as drones, there might be potential people in it but nobody cares about their death.

You're just jealous because you don't have a famous ancestor, except Ricardo the Rapist, but he was more infamous really.


If you go to the marseilles airport, there is a replica of his aircraft with him on it on a 1 scale. Always thought it was pretty cool to have your great grandpa hanging on the ceiling forever!
By the way; he married a De Montgolfier, which is the family that invented the hot air baloon.
Image
User avatar
Major betiko
 
Posts: 10941
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:05 pm
Location: location, location
22

Re: What is your primary means of motorized locomotion?

Postby nietzsche on Tue Jun 24, 2014 6:19 pm

Gillipig wrote:You're just jealous because you don't have a famous ancestor, except Ricardo the Rapist, but he was more infamous really.


My great great grandfather invented the paper plane.
el cartoncito mas triste del mundo
User avatar
General nietzsche
 
Posts: 4597
Joined: Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:29 am
Location: Fantasy Cooperstown

Re: What is your primary means of motorized locomotion?

Postby notyou2 on Tue Jun 24, 2014 6:59 pm

Whale-O-Copter is way cooler than any of them.
Image
Image
User avatar
Captain notyou2
 
Posts: 6447
Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:09 am
Location: In the here and now

Re: What is your primary means of motorized locomotion?

Postby nietzsche on Tue Jun 24, 2014 7:11 pm

Does that thing squirts when in the air? (If it even flies).
el cartoncito mas triste del mundo
User avatar
General nietzsche
 
Posts: 4597
Joined: Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:29 am
Location: Fantasy Cooperstown

Re: What is your primary means of motorized locomotion?

Postby notyou2 on Tue Jun 24, 2014 7:29 pm

nietzsche wrote:Does that thing squirts when in the air? (If it even flies).


If you are asking if it spits up ambergis, no it does not. If it did, I am the rightful owner of all ambergis.
Image
User avatar
Captain notyou2
 
Posts: 6447
Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:09 am
Location: In the here and now

PreviousNext

Return to Acceptable Content

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users