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Postby mrswdk on Wed Jul 30, 2014 12:38 pm

Currently in Holland, cruising around a bunch of towns where the max population is about 10-20,000 people. Everything's small and shuts at 6/7pm. What do people do for fun in a place like this? Abduct travellers and perform rituals on them?
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Re: Little towns

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Jul 30, 2014 1:47 pm

mrswdk wrote:Everything's small and shuts at 6/7pm.


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Re: Little towns

Postby danfrank666 on Wed Jul 30, 2014 4:43 pm

Run for the hills
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Re: Little towns

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Wed Jul 30, 2014 4:51 pm

mrswdk wrote:Currently in Holland, cruising around a bunch of towns where the max population is about 10-20,000 people. Everything's small and shuts at 6/7pm. What do people do for fun in a place like this? Abduct travellers and perform rituals on them?


Drink.

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Re: Little towns

Postby DaGip on Wed Jul 30, 2014 5:30 pm

Is this thread just about Holland towns or any town in particular, because my town is small and nothing really closes at 7 or 6PM. Sundays there are a few businesses that are closed, but the biggest thing in my community is that alcohol sales must be done through Liquor Stores and on Sundays you can only buy beer from 1pm to 5pm. Why? I don't know. But if this is about Holland towns in particular then this:
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Re: Little towns

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:28 pm

My town is about 30,000 people. It's also a college town as well. Plenty of hiking, fishing, bicycling, and camp areas in the surrounding areas. Oh, and bars. 23 or so at last count I believe.
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Re: Little towns

Postby nietzsche on Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:56 pm

My town has around 1,000.
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Re: Little towns

Postby Serbia on Wed Jul 30, 2014 9:57 pm

My town has 134,000. It's part of metro Detroit, which has 4,292,000. I guess I'm saying I can't relate.

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Re: Little towns

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Jul 31, 2014 4:25 am

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Re: Little towns

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Jul 31, 2014 9:41 am

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Re: Little towns

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Jul 31, 2014 11:08 am

I grew up in a town that had about ~3,500 people. A nearby town, a few miles away, had like ~200 people.


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Re: Little towns

Postby tkr4lf on Thu Jul 31, 2014 11:41 am

Doing drugs/drinking and having sex seem to be the primary past times in small towns, in my experience. Maybe throwing rocks at stuff could be fun too?
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Re: Little towns

Postby DaGip on Thu Jul 31, 2014 11:54 am

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Re: Little towns

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Jul 31, 2014 2:50 pm

tkr4lf wrote:Doing drugs/drinking and having sex seem to be the primary past times in small towns, in my experience. Maybe throwing rocks at stuff could be fun too?

Yeah, if you can knock the cherry tops off a passing cop car on Highway 3 your buddies have to supply your beer all summer. And there's no way the cops are going to get their pants all dirty chasing you through the swamp for a lousy cherry top strike.

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Re: Little towns

Postby mrswdk on Thu Jul 31, 2014 4:55 pm

Serbia wrote:My town has 134,000. It's part of metro Detroit, which has 4,292,000. I guess I'm saying I can't relate.

Bollocks.


Yah. Beijing is way over 20,000,000. And it has proper wi-fi.
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Re: Little towns

Postby DaGip on Thu Jul 31, 2014 6:17 pm

mrswdk wrote:
Serbia wrote:My town has 134,000. It's part of metro Detroit, which has 4,292,000. I guess I'm saying I can't relate.

Bollocks.


Yah. Beijing is way over 20,000,000. And it has proper wi-fi.
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Re: Little towns

Postby Serbia on Thu Jul 31, 2014 6:31 pm

mrswdk wrote:
Serbia wrote:My town has 134,000. It's part of metro Detroit, which has 4,292,000. I guess I'm saying I can't relate.

Bollocks.


Yah. Beijing is way over 20,000,000. And it has proper wi-fi.


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Re: Little towns

Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Jul 31, 2014 9:05 pm

DaGip wrote:
mrswdk wrote:
Serbia wrote:My town has 134,000. It's part of metro Detroit, which has 4,292,000. I guess I'm saying I can't relate.

Bollocks.


Yah. Beijing is way over 20,000,000. And it has proper wi-fi.
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