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well... guess what I'm doing on Saturday?

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Sep 08, 2014 6:58 pm

Auditioning for Masterchef
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Re: well... guess what I'm doing on Saturday?

Postby DaGip on Mon Sep 08, 2014 8:06 pm

Aw...I was going to say: "making jelly!"
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Re: well... guess what I'm doing on Saturday?

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:18 pm

i guess that's one option...
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Re: well... guess what I'm doing on Saturday?

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:48 pm

I was gonna say jerk off.



That's my Saturday plan anyway.





What are you gonna cook?
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:55 pm

Army of GOD wrote:I was gonna say jerk off.



That's my Saturday plan anyway.





What are you gonna cook?

British PB&Js.
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Re: well... guess what I'm doing on Saturday?

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Sep 08, 2014 10:09 pm

I thought you were going to say: "Having sex at my wife".
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Re: well... guess what I'm doing on Saturday?

Postby DaGip on Tue Sep 09, 2014 3:48 am

Army of GOD wrote:I was gonna say jerk off.



That's my Saturday plan anyway.





What are you gonna cook?
I already said making jelly.
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Postby TeeGee on Tue Sep 09, 2014 4:29 am

I thought you were going to help me bury that non breathing human shaped mass
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Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Sep 09, 2014 10:49 am

DoomYoshi wrote:I thought you were going to say: "Having sex at my wife".


I don't know your wife.
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Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Sep 09, 2014 10:50 am

TeeGee wrote:I thought you were going to help me bury that non breathing human shaped mass


I don't know your wife.
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Postby Army of GOD on Tue Sep 09, 2014 10:59 am

DaGip wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I was gonna say jerk off.



That's my Saturday plan anyway.





What are you gonna cook?
I already said making jelly.


I don't know your wife.
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Re: well... guess what I'm doing on Saturday?

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Sep 09, 2014 1:30 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Auditioning for Masterchef[sic]

You don't know my wife either, but my wife and I watch Master Chef all the time.

Will be very cool if you are on it!
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Postby nietzsche on Tue Sep 09, 2014 1:39 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Auditioning for Masterchef[sic]

You don't know my wife either, but my wife and I watch Master Chef all the time.

Will be very cool if you are on it!


you got married?

wtf.

didn't you were happily divorced like 6 months ago?
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Re: well... guess what I'm doing on Saturday?

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:08 pm

nietzsche wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Auditioning for Masterchef[sic]

You don't know my wife either, but my wife and I watch Master Chef all the time.

Will be very cool if you are on it!


you got married?

wtf.

didn't you were happily divorced like 6 months ago?

Nah, we were separated, but I took her back.

Yeah, it was about 5 months ago that we had the reconciliation bit.
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Re: well... guess what I'm doing on Saturday?

Postby nietzsche on Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:13 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Auditioning for Masterchef[sic]

You don't know my wife either, but my wife and I watch Master Chef all the time.

Will be very cool if you are on it!


you got married?

wtf.

didn't you were happily divorced like 6 months ago?

Nah, we were separated, but I took her back.

Yeah, it was about 5 months ago that we had the reconciliation bit.



Did you tell her about your gospel sex?
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Re: well... guess what I'm doing on Saturday?

Postby owenshooter on Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:14 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Auditioning for Masterchef

I'm a PA on that job... look for the black dude with the afro...-eJn
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Re: well... guess what I'm doing on Saturday?

Postby KoolBak on Wed Sep 10, 2014 7:59 am

Owen....are you actually? And whats a PA?

Jonesy - let us know if you make it! And what's different about a British PBJ? It hates americans? :lol:
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Re: well... guess what I'm doing on Saturday?

Postby notyou2 on Wed Sep 10, 2014 9:00 am

It's jelly, not jam.
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Re: well... guess what I'm doing on Saturday?

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Fri Sep 12, 2014 9:53 pm

notyou2 wrote:It's jelly, not jam.


PEANUT BUTTER AND JAAAAAAMMMM!!!
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Re: well... guess what I'm doing on Saturday?

Postby nietzsche on Sun Sep 14, 2014 1:36 pm

how did it go?
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Re: well... guess what I'm doing on Saturday?

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Sep 14, 2014 2:14 pm

I didn't get through. They were impressed with most of the stuff, but they felt one item didn't belong with the other two.
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Re: well... guess what I'm doing on Saturday?

Postby betiko on Sun Sep 14, 2014 2:23 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:I didn't get through. They were impressed with most of the stuff, but they felt one item didn't belong with the other two.


They probably just didn t know your wife.
What was the item? Jelly with peanut butter and bread?
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Re: well... guess what I'm doing on Saturday?

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Sep 14, 2014 2:29 pm

Damn. I forgot the bread.
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Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Sep 14, 2014 2:29 pm

And the peanut butter.
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Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Sep 14, 2014 2:30 pm

And your wife.
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