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Why don't French women shave their armpits?

Postby nietzsche on Wed Nov 12, 2014 7:32 pm

Seriosly, wtf. That's not cool.

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Re: Why don't French women shave their armpits?

Postby notyou2 on Wed Nov 12, 2014 9:06 pm

I just googled that and it's so they can braid them and put beads in them.
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Re: Why don't French women shave their armpits?

Postby DaGip on Wed Nov 12, 2014 9:23 pm

So you can French kiss them? The armpits I mean.
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Re: Why don't French women shave their armpits?

Postby notyou2 on Wed Nov 12, 2014 9:28 pm

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Re: Why don't French women shave their armpits?

Postby betiko on Thu Nov 13, 2014 4:31 am

Taquito, just because you ve never met a french girl in your life doesn t mean You should keep that armpit fantasy forever.

Anyway, for those who don t know the story: 1944, the GIs arrive to free france from the nazis. The country has been in war for the past 5 years, so women don t have razors to shave their legs and armpits anymore. Having restrictions on everything, eating is kind of a higher priority than shaving.
Anyway, after freeing france you got all these young GIs who have just put their life in stake to free all these young ladies, so you bet they were thankful and really easy material after living for the past 5 years in a war zone. Not to mention that in those times in the countryside i m not really sure women shaved at that time, and those were probably easier girls than the city ones.
Anyway, those GIs saw something and weren t bright enough to understand the action/reaction chain between war and unshaven armpits and have been telling that story when they came back home... And you are making it live 70 years later.
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Re: Why don't French women shave their armpits?

Postby mrswdk on Thu Nov 13, 2014 6:25 am

betiko wrote:in those times in the countryside i m not really sure women shaved


Well there we go then.
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Re: Why don't French women shave their armpits?

Postby betiko on Thu Nov 13, 2014 6:54 am

mrswdk wrote:
betiko wrote:in those times in the countryside i m not really sure women shaved


Well there we go then.


just as i'm not sure american women from the countryside shaved in the 40s
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Re: Why don't French women shave their armpits?

Postby notyou2 on Thu Nov 13, 2014 9:49 am

betiko wrote:
mrswdk wrote:
betiko wrote:in those times in the countryside i m not really sure women shaved


Well there we go then.


just as i'm not sure american women from the countryside shaved in the 40s


If you shave in the 40's you will shave off goosebumps and bleed to death. It should be at least 68 to shave.
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Re: Why don't French women shave their armpits?

Postby rishaed on Thu Nov 13, 2014 3:24 pm

Why is ok for men not to shave (armpits legs whatever) but disgusting if women dont shave?
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Re: Why don't French women shave their armpits?

Postby betiko on Thu Nov 13, 2014 3:34 pm

rishaed wrote:Why is ok for men not to shave (armpits legs whatever) but disgusting if women dont shave?


Well it depends on what rocks your boat. I guess that the guy who took the OP picture is turned on by hairy women, nothing wrong about that.
I also guess it s more ok to have women boobs compared to man s boobs, or man beard compared to woman beard. All these things are just to enter in stereotypes of attractiveness, although people can have some different tastes.
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Re: Why don't French women shave their armpits?

Postby notyou2 on Thu Nov 13, 2014 3:47 pm

Back boobs are disgusting.
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Re: Why don't French women shave their armpits?

Postby nietzsche on Thu Nov 13, 2014 3:48 pm

betiko wrote:Taquito, just because you ve never met a french girl in your life doesn t mean You should keep that armpit fantasy forever.

Anyway, for those who don t know the story: 1944, the GIs arrive to free france from the nazis. The country has been in war for the past 5 years, so women don t have razors to shave their legs and armpits anymore. Having restrictions on everything, eating is kind of a higher priority than shaving.
Anyway, after freeing france you got all these young GIs who have just put their life in stake to free all these young ladies, so you bet they were thankful and really easy material after living for the past 5 years in a war zone. Not to mention that in those times in the countryside i m not really sure women shaved at that time, and those were probably easier girls than the city ones.
Anyway, those GIs saw something and weren t bright enough to understand the action/reaction chain between war and unshaven armpits and have been telling that story when they came back home... And you are making it live 70 years later.



So you prefer to say that French women are easy sluts that see an American soldier and get all wet than say that they don't shave?
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Re: Why don't French women shave their armpits?

Postby notyou2 on Thu Nov 13, 2014 3:52 pm

nietzsche wrote:
betiko wrote:Taquito, just because you ve never met a french girl in your life doesn t mean You should keep that armpit fantasy forever.

Anyway, for those who don t know the story: 1944, the GIs arrive to free france from the nazis. The country has been in war for the past 5 years, so women don t have razors to shave their legs and armpits anymore. Having restrictions on everything, eating is kind of a higher priority than shaving.
Anyway, after freeing france you got all these young GIs who have just put their life in stake to free all these young ladies, so you bet they were thankful and really easy material after living for the past 5 years in a war zone. Not to mention that in those times in the countryside i m not really sure women shaved at that time, and those were probably easier girls than the city ones.
Anyway, those GIs saw something and weren t bright enough to understand the action/reaction chain between war and unshaven armpits and have been telling that story when they came back home... And you are making it live 70 years later.



So you prefer to say that French women are easy sluts that see an American soldier and get all wet than say that they don't shave?


Aren't you supposed to be having a siesta about now?
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Re: Why don't French women shave their armpits?

Postby nietzsche on Thu Nov 13, 2014 4:00 pm

It's a little bit later, my siesta.
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Re: Why don't French women shave their armpits?

Postby betiko on Thu Nov 13, 2014 7:40 pm

nietzsche wrote:
betiko wrote:Taquito, just because you ve never met a french girl in your life doesn t mean You should keep that armpit fantasy forever.

Anyway, for those who don t know the story: 1944, the GIs arrive to free france from the nazis. The country has been in war for the past 5 years, so women don t have razors to shave their legs and armpits anymore. Having restrictions on everything, eating is kind of a higher priority than shaving.
Anyway, after freeing france you got all these young GIs who have just put their life in stake to free all these young ladies, so you bet they were thankful and really easy material after living for the past 5 years in a war zone. Not to mention that in those times in the countryside i m not really sure women shaved at that time, and those were probably easier girls than the city ones.
Anyway, those GIs saw something and weren t bright enough to understand the action/reaction chain between war and unshaven armpits and have been telling that story when they came back home... And you are making it live 70 years later.



So you prefer to say that French women are easy sluts that see an American soldier and get all wet than say that they don't shave?


So let s say you are a french woman in her 20s, you ve suffered 5 years of war with many of your relatives dead, your grandpas probably died during WW1. Then comes the GIs saving your sorry ass and playing "girls just want to have fun" by cindy lauper while they chew gum and distribute cigarettes. You would be wetting the hell out of yourself you mexican slut. Don t pretend you re a nun.
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Re: Why don't French women shave their armpits?

Postby mrswdk on Thu Nov 13, 2014 8:18 pm

France was occupied for 5 years. That means the war was taking place somewhere else.
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Re: Why don't French women shave their armpits?

Postby betiko on Fri Nov 14, 2014 2:42 am

mrswdk wrote:France was occupied for 5 years. That means the war was taking place somewhere else.


4 years actually. They did fight during a year and lost! ;) During those 4 years what do you think, that the whole thing was a peaceful country? The germans kept the majority of the crops for their army and left the majority of the french starving.
You had the guys who thought it was a lost cause and who helped the germans to get benefits, and those who fought them through sabotage, killings and hiding jews. So the country was in civil war during those 4 years. Oh and only half of france was occupied.
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Re: Why don't French women shave their armpits?

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Nov 14, 2014 3:10 am

betiko wrote:So let s say you are a french woman in her 20s, you ve suffered 5 years of war with many of your relatives dead, your grandpas probably died during WW1. Then comes the GIs saving your sorry ass and playing "girls just want to have fun" by cindy lauper while they chew gum and distribute cigarettes. You would be wetting the hell out of yourself you mexican slut. Don t pretend you re a nun.


Wait ... French women were starved for sex because their grandfathers had died in WW1?

This is getting progressively more disturbing.
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Re: Why don't French women shave their armpits?

Postby nietzsche on Fri Nov 14, 2014 3:50 am

Betiko's grandfather invented hiding the jews.
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Re: Why don't French women shave their armpits?

Postby betiko on Fri Nov 14, 2014 4:55 am

saxitoxin wrote:
betiko wrote:So let s say you are a french woman in her 20s, you ve suffered 5 years of war with many of your relatives dead, your grandpas probably died during WW1. Then comes the GIs saving your sorry ass and playing "girls just want to have fun" by cindy lauper while they chew gum and distribute cigarettes. You would be wetting the hell out of yourself you mexican slut. Don t pretend you re a nun.


Wait ... French women were starved for sex because their grandfathers had died in WW1?

This is getting progressively more disturbing.



Actually fathers for the ones in their 30s and grandfathers for the ones in their 20s but i guess the ones in their 30s were either married or widows. It s context bitch!! :P

nietzsche wrote:Betiko's grandfather invented hiding the jews.


Taquito's grandfather invented kidnaping the gringos, beware!
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Re: Why don't French women shave their armpits?

Postby notyou2 on Fri Nov 14, 2014 11:49 am

betiko wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
betiko wrote:So let s say you are a french woman in her 20s, you ve suffered 5 years of war with many of your relatives dead, your grandpas probably died during WW1. Then comes the GIs saving your sorry ass and playing "girls just want to have fun" by cindy lauper while they chew gum and distribute cigarettes. You would be wetting the hell out of yourself you mexican slut. Don t pretend you re a nun.


Wait ... French women were starved for sex because their grandfathers had died in WW1?

This is getting progressively more disturbing.



Actually fathers for the ones in their 30s and grandfathers for the ones in their 20s but i guess the ones in their 30s were either married or widows. It s context bitch!! :P

nietzsche wrote:Betiko's grandfather invented hiding the jews.


Taquito's grandfather invented kidnaping the gringos, beware!


Wait, your grandfather only hid single Jewish women in their 20's and left the 30 year plus ones that were married to be taken by the nazis????

You're grandfather was a misguided cunt.
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Re: Why don't French women shave their armpits?

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Nov 14, 2014 11:59 am

itt: betiko tries to convince himself that he doesn't love armpit hair on women
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Re: Why don't French women shave their armpits?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Nov 14, 2014 2:39 pm

betiko wrote:
mrswdk wrote:France was occupied for 5 years. That means the war was taking place somewhere else.


4 years actually. They did fight during a year and lost! ;) During those 4 years what do you think, that the whole thing was a peaceful country? The germans kept the majority of the crops for their army and left the majority of the french starving.
You had the guys who thought it was a lost cause and who helped the germans to get benefits, and those who fought them through sabotage, killings and hiding jews. So the country was in civil war during those 4 years. Oh and only half of france was occupied.


A year? I thought they collapsed after 3 weeks.

People talk big about dissenters, but how effective are they? How many troops and resources did they really tie down? Like 0.0001% of resources and maybe 3,000 garrison troops?
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