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Postby DaGip on Mon Nov 24, 2014 3:01 am

You are energy. Energy cannot be destroyed. It takes on new manifestations. Those manifestations can include reincarnating into another being of existence; however, if the energy leaves the body without recognizing the body had actually died...the energy continues on in a holographic simulation of the world until it realizes its transition from matter into energy. Those that realize the entirety of this transition disperse into everything...but nothing; and therefor, do not ever come back as anything (because they recognize that they exist as everything...but nothing).

Get it?
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Re: Death

Postby mrswdk on Mon Nov 24, 2014 3:24 am

So if my soup doesn't realize that it is getting cold, does its energy disperse into everything and continue to exist in a simulation of the world in which my soup is permanently hot?

Is that how those hot water machines in office kitchens work?
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Re: Death

Postby DaGip on Mon Nov 24, 2014 7:59 am

mrswdk wrote:So if my soup doesn't realize that it is getting cold, does its energy disperse into everything and continue to exist in a simulation of the world in which my soup is permanently hot?

Is that how those hot water machines in office kitchens work?


The machine that produces hot water at your office is Buddah...kill it!
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Re: Death

Postby notyou2 on Mon Nov 24, 2014 8:41 am

OK then explain microwaves smarty pants.
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Re: Death

Postby rishaed on Mon Nov 24, 2014 10:57 pm

notyou2 wrote:OK then explain microwaves smarty pants.

Microwaves: REAAALLLY Small Hand Gestures.
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Re: Death

Postby notyou2 on Tue Nov 25, 2014 10:52 am

rishaed wrote:
notyou2 wrote:OK then explain microwaves smarty pants.

Microwaves: REAAALLLY Small Hand Gestures.


Microwave ovens silly.

If what the OP said is true, then the magic energy in microwave ovens is really dead people cooking your food.
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Re: Death

Postby DaGip on Tue Nov 25, 2014 2:00 pm

notyou2 wrote:
rishaed wrote:
notyou2 wrote:OK then explain microwaves smarty pants.

Microwaves: REAAALLLY Small Hand Gestures.


Microwave ovens silly.

If what the OP said is true, then the magic energy in microwave ovens is really dead people cooking your food.


The Universe is Observable. Hologram is everything. The microwave is not just "the microwave"...YOU are the microwave!
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Re: Death

Postby notyou2 on Tue Nov 25, 2014 3:40 pm

DaGip wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
rishaed wrote:
notyou2 wrote:OK then explain microwaves smarty pants.

Microwaves: REAAALLLY Small Hand Gestures.


Microwave ovens silly.

If what the OP said is true, then the magic energy in microwave ovens is really dead people cooking your food.


The Universe is Observable. Hologram is everything. The microwave is not just "the microwave"...YOU are the microwave!


But I'm not dead yet....
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Re: Death

Postby DaGip on Tue Nov 25, 2014 4:23 pm

notyou2 wrote:
DaGip wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
rishaed wrote:
notyou2 wrote:OK then explain microwaves smarty pants.

Microwaves: REAAALLLY Small Hand Gestures.


Microwave ovens silly.

If what the OP said is true, then the magic energy in microwave ovens is really dead people cooking your food.


The Universe is Observable. Hologram is everything. The microwave is not just "the microwave"...YOU are the microwave!


But I'm not dead yet....

There is no Death.
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Re: Death

Postby notyou2 on Tue Nov 25, 2014 7:16 pm

So the bacon I just ate wasn't dead?

It wasn't moving in the frying pan.
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Re: Death

Postby DaGip on Tue Nov 25, 2014 9:32 pm

notyou2 wrote:So the bacon I just ate wasn't dead?

It wasn't moving in the frying pan.


The bacon is not a pig. The pig did not die, but exists in Hologram. Your body will enter into Entropy; however your holographic information will remain in Ether. Ether is the new Limbo. Hologram...the new Afterlife.
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Re: Death

Postby MagnusGreeol on Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:52 pm

- Dude give me a hit of that <;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;>,,, Ok, let me clitify my erection if I may,, The constitutional pornography of the scientific vanarial suggest masterbation is at hand, therefore procrastinating the vagina leads to disfunctiion of the testicular glands. In order to right this, one must indulge in anal probing which will lead the perpetrator to reverse direction and head south to the mulva cavity. Am I making myself clear? Goin to get cookies and milk, brb ")
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Re: Death

Postby notyou2 on Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:57 pm

I pass the pipe of life to GhengisCreole.
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