Big fat Adele

[demonfork]

If big fat Adele finds someone just like the guy with which things didn't work out, what makes her think that it will be any different with the new guy?


Clearly the first guy was neglected as reflected in the line "I guess she gave you things I couldn't give to you".

Does she honestly believe that if she finds someone like him that the end result will be any different.

She either needs to change her attitude or find a guy that is completely different from the first guy. She needs to find some pussy submissive type that will put up with her shit and not care that she is a big fat cow.

[BigBallinStalin]

I'm sorry to hear you got dumped, Gary.

[Metsfanmax]

Who's Adele?

[TA1LGUNN3R]

I'm sorry to hear you got dumped, Gary.

[riskllama]

why dontcha just pawn one o' them fancy watches of yours and whisk her off to cabo for a week?

[2dimes]

What Rowan Atkinson production is that from?

[demonfork]

[betiko]

i think she will learn from her mistakes and will fullfill the life of the someone like him! <3

[demonfork]

i think she will learn from her mistakes and will fullfill the life of the someone like him! <3

I'm not seeing this happening. There is nothing in the song that shows any humility on her part or anything that would make me believe that she will change her behaviors on the next go.

What makes you believe that things will be any different next time?

[betiko]

i think she will learn from her mistakes and will fullfill the life of the someone like him! <3

I'm not seeing this happening. There is nothing in the song that shows any humility on her part or anything that would make me believe that she will change her behaviors on the next go.

What makes you believe that things will be any different next time?

cause actually she will never find someone like him as there is no such thing. So she won t have the chance to learn from her mistakes.
She probably should just eat haagen daz and watch "sex and the city" on her couch.

[notyou2]

If big fat Adele finds someone just like the guy with which things didn't work out, what makes her think that it will be any different with the new guy?


Clearly the first guy was neglected as reflected in the line "I guess she gave you things I couldn't give to you".

Does she honestly believe that if she finds someone like him that the end result will be any different.

She either needs to change her attitude or find a guy that is completely different from the first guy. She needs to find some pussy submissive type that will put up with her shit and not care that she is a big fat cow.

You been duped Gary. It was herpes that he gave her, and he's the king of it.

[Lootifer]

If big fat Adele finds someone just like the guy with which things didn't work out, what makes her think that it will be any different with the new guy?


Clearly the first guy was neglected as reflected in the line "I guess she gave you things I couldn't give to you".

Does she honestly believe that if she finds someone like him that the end result will be any different.

She either needs to change her attitude or find a guy that is completely different from the first guy. She needs to find some pussy submissive type that will put up with her shit and not care that she is a big fat cow.

Gillipig?

[Endgame422]

Dude she's got an academy award,
a golden globe,
10 grammys,
a fucking diamond certified album,
All kinds of records and accolades,
An estimated 40 million dollars sitting around,
An epic set of pipes,
Plus fat girl titties/self-esteem
What's not to love?(besides the fact she's British)

[BigBallinStalin]

Dude she's got an academy award,
a golden globe,
10 grammys,
a fucking diamond certified album,
All kinds of records and accolades,
An estimated 40 million dollars sitting around,
An epic set of pipes,
Plus fat girl titties/self-esteem
What's not to love?(besides the fact she's British)

Bro, that's not at all helping Gary's self-esteem.

[notyou2]

Dude she's got an academy award,
a golden globe,
10 grammys,
a fucking diamond certified album,
All kinds of records and accolades,
An estimated 40 million dollars sitting around,
An epic set of pipes,
Plus fat girl titties/self-esteem
What's not to love?(besides the fact she's British)

Bro, that's not at all helping Gary's self-esteem.

Gary's not a nice guy. He calls Adele "Big fat Adele". He is a bitter bully with small dick syndrome.

[mrswdk]

Maybe if he hadn't tried to rape her then she wouldn't have left him.

[nietzsche]

i think she will learn from her mistakes and will fullfill the life of the someone like him! <3

I'm not seeing this happening. There is nothing in the song that shows any humility on her part or anything that would make me believe that she will change her behaviors on the next go.

What makes you believe that things will be any different next time?

I'm with Gary in this.

[degaston]

Turns out the guy she broke up with can write songs, too.

[Serbia]

Demonfork, listen to better music, but most of all, stop being a pussy. Whiny ass fuckhead. Your girlfriend broke up with you, boo the fucking hoo. Stop trying to feel better by calling her fat and comparing her to a famous woman, get over your pathetic sad feelings and grow up for a change. In fact, go eat some White Castles while you're at it. They'll give you the runs, and you can sit your sorry ass on the toilet for an hour, during which time you'll hopefully not be on CC, which will be better for the rest of us, if not you. This whole thread is full of fail.

Bollocks.

[demonfork]

Demonfork, listen to better music, but most of all, stop being a pussy. Whiny ass fuckhead. Your girlfriend broke up with you, boo the fucking hoo. Stop trying to feel better by calling her fat and comparing her to a famous woman, get over your pathetic sad feelings and grow up for a change. In fact, go eat some White Castles while you're at it. They'll give you the runs, and you can sit your sorry ass on the toilet for an hour, during which time you'll hopefully not be on CC, which will be better for the rest of us, if not you. This whole thread is full of fail.

Bollocks.

I'm in California you stupid f*ck! There are no White Castles out here!

[nietzsche]

Demonfork, listen to better music, but most of all, stop being a pussy. Whiny ass fuckhead. Your girlfriend broke up with you, boo the fucking hoo. Stop trying to feel better by calling her fat and comparing her to a famous woman, get over your pathetic sad feelings and grow up for a change. In fact, go eat some White Castles while you're at it. They'll give you the runs, and you can sit your sorry ass on the toilet for an hour, during which time you'll hopefully not be on CC, which will be better for the rest of us, if not you. This whole thread is full of fail.

Bollocks.

I'm in California you stupid f*ck! There are no White Castles out here!

I'm with Gary in this.

[Serbia]

Demonfork, listen to better music, but most of all, stop being a pussy. Whiny ass fuckhead. Your girlfriend broke up with you, boo the fucking hoo. Stop trying to feel better by calling her fat and comparing her to a famous woman, get over your pathetic sad feelings and grow up for a change. In fact, go eat some White Castles while you're at it. They'll give you the runs, and you can sit your sorry ass on the toilet for an hour, during which time you'll hopefully not be on CC, which will be better for the rest of us, if not you. This whole thread is full of fail.

Bollocks.

I'm in California you stupid f*ck! There are no White Castles out here!

You're in northern California, so I randomly picked Redding. Drive your fat douchey ass to Walmart, and get some fucking White Castles. Didn't realize I'd have to do all your thinking for you too, fuckhead. And look, they're even in stock!



Bollocks.

[mrswdk]

6 hamburgers for $3? Those must be absolutely heinous.

[Serbia]

6 hamburgers for $3? Those must be absolutely heinous.

They are.

Bollocks.

[demonfork]

Demonfork, listen to better music, but most of all, stop being a pussy. Whiny ass fuckhead. Your girlfriend broke up with you, boo the fucking hoo. Stop trying to feel better by calling her fat and comparing her to a famous woman, get over your pathetic sad feelings and grow up for a change. In fact, go eat some White Castles while you're at it. They'll give you the runs, and you can sit your sorry ass on the toilet for an hour, during which time you'll hopefully not be on CC, which will be better for the rest of us, if not you. This whole thread is full of fail.

Bollocks.

I'm in California you stupid f*ck! There are no White Castles out here!

You're in northern California, so I randomly picked Redding. Drive your fat douchey ass to Walmart, and get some fucking White Castles. Didn't realize I'd have to do all your thinking for you too, fuckhead. And look, they're even in stock!



Bollocks.

I'm several hours from Redding and I don't shop at Walmart.

I would also never buy frozen microwavable food.

When I said that there are no White Castles on the west coast, I meant the actual fucking restaurant, not some bullshit in the frozen food section of fucking Walmart.