Headlines of 2015

by **DoomYoshi** on Mon Dec 15, 2014 10:56 pm

US Marine murdered while vacationing in Aleppo; Obama mobilizes troops.

China liberates Thailand

Ukraine: Unified at Last!

Saudi Arabia invades Yemen

by **Army of GOD** on Tue Dec 16, 2014 10:35 am

DoomYoshi killed by McDonald's employee

by **Dukasaur** on Tue Dec 16, 2014 10:47 pm

Sabotage announces that eating hempcrete cures cancer; Penn and Teller call bullshit!

by **_sabotage_** on Wed Dec 17, 2014 5:49 am

http://www.thetelegram.com/News/Local/2 ... s-cancer/1

Hemp oil, not hempcrete. Hempcrete is a masonry product.

by **nietzsche** on Wed Dec 17, 2014 6:09 am

Saxi catches Esmeralda cheating with Serbia; forgives her because she was wearing a strap on.

by **notyou2** on Thu Dec 18, 2014 7:46 am

Neetch's new running shoes disntegrate. He swims to the US again to get another pair but he is eaten by the crocs the US Border Services placed there.

by **betiko** on Thu Dec 18, 2014 12:22 pm

Phattscotty opens a legal online store of cuban cigars and complains about taxes!

by **nietzsche** on Thu Dec 18, 2014 4:01 pm

betiko announces his great great grandfather invented the bidet.

by **betiko** on Thu Dec 18, 2014 5:19 pm

nietzsche fulfills his dream, drop his job and becomes a bum that doesn't take showers anymore. He has in his left pocket a cyanure pill just in case and is dressed in full neon closes. After a year living in the street, the outfit ins't neon anymore.

by **DoomYoshi** on Thu Dec 18, 2014 6:47 pm

that's a pretty long headline...

by **BoganGod** on Fri Dec 19, 2014 2:14 pm

C&A Melt Down!!!!!
Betiko accuses entire fora community of flaming for mentioning he is a cheat, again. C&A mods retire. Don't mention the war. Don't mention the war.

by **AndyDufresne** on Fri Dec 19, 2014 2:15 pm

We all wake up and realize CC has been a dream in the mind of a canadian turtle.

--Andy

by **BoganGod** on Fri Dec 19, 2014 2:20 pm

Israeli Police getting to the bottom of pork rump scandal.
Black police officer kills white man, mullets riot and burn walmart.

by **DoomYoshi** on Fri Dec 19, 2014 2:22 pm

BoganGod wrote:
Black police officer kills white man, mullets riot and burn walmart.

I would grow a mullet just to go to that protest.

by **JBlombier** on Fri Dec 19, 2014 9:05 pm

The (almost) 7 billion people of the world sure hope something fun and good is going to happen in 2015.
They realize they've been born 100 years late.