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New Year's Eve Safety Tips

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Dec 30, 2014 9:06 pm

COOKING: If power or gas service fails, do not use open flames or charcoal grills indoors. Stock up on nonperishable food and baby food in case your refrigerator shuts down. Keep a nonelectric can opener handy.

ELEVATORS: If you live in a multistory building plan your comings and goings, and deliveries, carefully as many buildings will ground elevators for about 15 minutes before and after midnight on Dec. 31.

INFORMATION: Use battery-operated radios and/or TVs to keep informed, along with enough batteries to power them.

PHONES and INTERNET: Expect brief temporary disruptions on Jan. 1 from too many people seeking a dial tone at the same time. An Internet logjam is also possible, so use it sparingly.

RECORDS: Have copies available of important records - recent bank statements, medical records and prescription drug information.

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/y2k ... -1.2033360
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Re: New Year's Eve Safety Tips

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Dec 30, 2014 10:20 pm

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Re: New Year's Eve Safety Tips

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Dec 31, 2014 12:58 am

MASTURBATION: Remember to use plenty of lubrication
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Re: New Year's Eve Safety Tips

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Dec 31, 2014 1:10 am

Army of GOD wrote:MASTURBATION: Remember to use plenty of lubrication


so aogs nye party is apparently byol
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Re: New Year's Eve Safety Tips

Postby Phatscotty on Wed Dec 31, 2014 1:48 am

Neitze can't see this!

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Re: New Year's Eve Safety Tips

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Dec 31, 2014 1:53 am

Bad pizza sucks though
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Re: New Year's Eve Safety Tips

Postby Phatscotty on Wed Dec 31, 2014 1:57 am

Army of GOD wrote:Bad pizza sucks though


you still swallow
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Re: New Year's Eve Safety Tips

Postby mrswdk on Wed Dec 31, 2014 2:22 am

Phats - thinks 'bad' means 'good'.

Anyway, some more advice for the new year:

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Re: New Year's Eve Safety Tips

Postby notyou2 on Wed Dec 31, 2014 5:05 pm

Bribe cabs in advance as it can be difficult to get a taxi after midnight.

Carry a large knife in case a roving gang of geeky gamers attacks you. If you live in the US just bring one of your Uzis.
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