CCNN:Conquer Club News Network

[DoomYoshi]

In the Western world, Obama finally admits that killing Muslims is a good thing:
http://indianexpress.com/article/india/india-others/us-court-dismissed-lawsuit-against-narendra-modi-in-gujarat-riots-case/

In the Eastern world, China finally admits that the Interview was a good movie:
http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/01/15/us-china-northkorea-border-idUSKBN0KO08920150115

Meanwhile, In Canada:
http://globalnews.ca/news/1774686/5-things-youll-miss-once-targets-gone/

[DoomYoshi]

In the West, Prince Andrew had an orgy with 9 nubile women.

In the East, Yemen's citizenry is finally exercising second amendment rights, as intended.

[2dimes]

Meanwhile, In Canada:
http://globalnews.ca/news/1774686/5-things-youll-miss-once-targets-gone/

6 - Greg Stienhafal?