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Guess how old is saxi

Postby nietzsche on Wed Feb 11, 2015 12:35 pm

What do you think?
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Re: Guess how old is saxi

Postby mrswdk on Wed Feb 11, 2015 12:42 pm

Old enough to have a very healthy current account balance, which is the only number that really matters.
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Re: Guess how old is saxi

Postby nietzsche on Wed Feb 11, 2015 12:45 pm

but he stores his credit cards in the freezer!!

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Re: Guess how old is saxi

Postby riskllama on Wed Feb 11, 2015 2:10 pm

How old do you have to be to be an anti-Semite?
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Re: Guess how old is saxi

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed Feb 11, 2015 2:24 pm

riskllama wrote:How old do you have to be to be an anti-Semite?


anti-semitism is older than semites. Even God hated the Jews.
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Re: Guess how old is saxi

Postby notyou2 on Wed Feb 11, 2015 5:14 pm

86 going on 3 1/2.
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Re: Guess how old is saxi

Postby Lootifer on Wed Feb 11, 2015 7:24 pm

Depends on if you are asking "haha how old is ole sax-dog?" or "how old is the man behind the keyboard in actual years since he entered this world?"

notyou2 is bang on when answering the first question. I would hazard to guess the latter is late thirties.
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Re: Guess how old is saxi

Postby thegreekdog on Wed Feb 11, 2015 7:25 pm

Why am I the only one that voted "older than 70?" The man has stated he's older than 70 on numerous occasions.
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Re: Guess how old is saxi

Postby Lootifer on Wed Feb 11, 2015 7:36 pm

thegreekdog wrote:Why am I the only one that voted "older than 70?" The man has stated he's older than 70 on numerous occasions.

He is not 70+.

I'd put a lot of money on it.
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Re: Guess how old is saxi

Postby thegreekdog on Wed Feb 11, 2015 7:40 pm

Lootifer wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:Why am I the only one that voted "older than 70?" The man has stated he's older than 70 on numerous occasions.

He is not 70+.

I'd put a lot of money on it.


He sure seems to know a lot about Soviet East Germany. More than your usual 20 to 30 year old.
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Re: Guess how old is saxi

Postby Lootifer on Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:10 pm

My theory is hes an academic.
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Re: Guess how old is saxi

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:14 pm

Lootifer wrote:My theory is hes an academic.


my theory is you suck
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Re: Guess how old is saxi

Postby DaGip on Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:27 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Lootifer wrote:My theory is hes an academic.


my theory is you suck


You're as old as my wiener.
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Re: Guess how old is saxi

Postby tzor on Thu Feb 12, 2015 3:25 pm

Is this question related to the Young Earth thread in any way? :twisted:

One group is saying his age has to be less than thousands of years, the other millions.
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Re: Guess how old is saxi

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Thu Feb 12, 2015 4:13 pm

Lootifer wrote:My theory is hes an academic.


Academics can be old. You certainly don't put a lot of trust in the good Dr Saxi.

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Re: Guess how old is saxi

Postby Lootifer on Thu Feb 12, 2015 5:02 pm

Hah, its not through lack of trust, it's simply because I have known a lot of forum trolls in my time.
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Re: Guess how old is saxi

Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Feb 12, 2015 7:37 pm

He's too much of a curmudgeon to be below 30, and to into pop culture to be a senior citizen. In other words, a guy in his 40s-50s going through a years long mid-life crisis and keeps looking out at his recently bought shiny new vehicle that he probably should not have bought.
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Re: Guess how old is saxi

Postby waauw on Thu Feb 12, 2015 8:45 pm

I think he's in his 20's. His game chats are hilarious in a way that doesn't fit an old person.

saxitoxin: but I will offer a truce and alliance against Red.
saxitoxin: otherwise I'll take Africa
Rook421: Not sure why u need Africa
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Re: Guess how old is saxi

Postby thegreekdog on Fri Feb 13, 2015 9:01 am

His game chats are wonderful.
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Re: Guess how old is saxi

Postby notyou2 on Fri Feb 13, 2015 12:34 pm

OK, here it is. His father escaped East Germany in the late 1950's and immigrated to Alberta Canada. Saxi went to school there, then moved to British California (BC) and obtained a degree in poly-sci with a minor in economics. He now teaches in California. He is 42 this year.
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Re: Guess how old is saxi

Postby Serbia on Fri Feb 13, 2015 9:09 pm

28.

Bollocks.
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Re: Guess how old is saxi

Postby ManBungalow on Sat Feb 14, 2015 8:55 pm

Old enough for you, Nietzsche.
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Re: Guess how old is saxi

Postby betiko on Mon Feb 16, 2015 4:48 am

notyou2 wrote:OK, here it is. His father escaped East Germany in the late 1950's and immigrated to Alberta Canada. Saxi went to school there, then moved to British California (BC) and obtained a degree in poly-sci with a minor in economics. He now teaches in California. He is 42 this year.


Shit you got his real name too? :lol:
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Re: Guess how old is saxi

Postby notyou2 on Mon Feb 16, 2015 7:11 am

His real name is Mortimer von Specklenberger. He also studied biology in uni but switched to arts due to his inability to grasp calculus. While in biology he wrote a paper on saxitoxin, which is a paralytic shell fish toxin, also known as Red Tide.
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Re: Guess how old is saxi

Postby notyou2 on Mon Feb 16, 2015 7:12 am

You may call him Morty if you wish.
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