funinthesun187, can I at least use your email account to sign up for a Pay Per View niche pornography website?
See, in between turns in my Stalingrad game, I have this thing for browsing videos of Sasha Grey wearing a purple tank top playing the banjo when she should be studying for a calculus exam with her two MILF teen friends, Candice and Crystal, who are badmouthing the new cameraman in Hungarian (they don't know it, but the cameraman spent a couple of years in Hungary before completing his degree in pornography, and understands every filthy word). Naughty! But the problem is, my email inbox is inundated with emails from
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funinthesun187, must help me!
I'll need your login details, some industrial strength plywood, a purple tank top, a banjo, and several cartons of an orange juice of your choice. I'll PM you the address I'll meet you at. You'll know it when you get there, as you'll see the takeout Cajun food truck that's always parked outside.