Guess how old is saxi

by **Lootifer** on Mon Feb 16, 2015 3:23 pm

notyou2 wrote:His real name is Mortimer von Specklenberger. He also studied biology in uni but switched to arts due to his inability to grasp calculus. While in biology he wrote a paper on saxitoxin, which is a paralytic shell fish toxin, also known as Red Tide.

I knew about the shell fish toxin, but I didn't get the reference to Red Tide. Nice. That's my thing for today.

by **betiko** on Mon Feb 16, 2015 3:57 pm

nope. his real name is doctor krieger.

by **saxitoxin** on Mon Feb 16, 2015 4:31 pm

Saxitoxin is a thousand times more deadly than the nerve gas Sarin and is called "Agent TZ" by the U.S. military. Along with Ricin, it is one of only two Schedule 1 biological weapons that occur in nature. The Book of Exodus 7:20-21 is now believed by some to be the first recorded case of a bio-weapons attack using saxitoxin.

by **Metsfanmax** on Mon Feb 16, 2015 4:38 pm

saxitoxin wrote:Saxitoxin is a thousand times more deadly than the nerve gas Sarin and is called "Agent TZ" by the U.S. military. Along with Ricin, it is one of only two Schedule 1 biological weapons that occur in nature. The Book of Exodus 7:20-21 is now believed by some to be the first recorded case of a bio-weapons attack using saxitoxin.

"The fish in the Nile died, and the river smelled so bad the Egyptians could not drink water from it. There was blood throughout the land of Egypt."

No, this is just what happened when Saxitoxin took a shit in the river.

by **nietzsche** on Mon Feb 16, 2015 6:04 pm

saxitoxin wrote:Saxitoxin is a thousand times more deadly than the nerve gas Sarin and is called "Agent TZ" by the U.S. military. Along with Ricin, it is one of only two Schedule 1 biological weapons that occur in nature. The Book of Exodus 7:20-21 is now believed by some to be the first recorded case of a bio-weapons attack using saxitoxin.

It suits you well Morty. Mortiferous.

by **riskllama** on Mon Feb 16, 2015 11:02 pm

mort. for short.

by **Metsfanmax** on Mon Feb 16, 2015 11:33 pm

riskllama wrote:mort. for short.

Guys these AoG jokes are really becoming old hat

by **Skittles!** on Tue Feb 17, 2015 2:59 pm

mrswdk wrote:Old enough to have a very healthy current account balance, which is the only number that really matters.

If this is true, Saxi, do you wana be my sugar daddy?

by **saxitoxin** on Tue Feb 17, 2015 5:48 pm

Skittles! wrote:
mrswdk wrote:Old enough to have a very healthy current account balance, which is the only number that really matters.

If this is true, Saxi, do you wana be my sugar daddy?

stats, please