Get to know AoG

by **mrswdk** on Wed Mar 11, 2015 4:04 am

Do you have a regular-sized penis which looks freakishly big in comparison to the rest of you, or is it proportionately small?

by **Army of GOD** on Wed Mar 11, 2015 9:57 am

Serbia wrote:What gives codfish left to Harry talk about schedule concerned and protective survive fine lady, you need care. So are you super excited going to be cleanse midnight? Smoke pot Kim, is, it's all doing it uncomfortable. I don't have so I was thinking standout. 8 years ago. Have to wear pissy legs?

Bollocks.

that's not fucking english

waauw wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
waauw wrote:Why do you hate Materazzi so?

Because that sniveling Italian shit cost France a WC title

I don't understand why almost everybody wanted France to win. I'm glad Italy won that WC title. France was too dependent on Zidane and the italians really did have a very good complete team.

that's not a question

mrswdk wrote:How hairy are your chest, back and face (if you let them all grow out)?

chest is moderately hairy, back isn't really, face gets really hairy

mrswdk wrote:Would you ever consider flumping?

yes, but only with you cutie <3

mrswdk wrote:Do you have a regular-sized penis which looks freakishly big in comparison to the rest of you, or is it proportionately small?

freakishly big

by **clangfield** on Wed Mar 11, 2015 5:01 pm

betiko wrote:
clangfield wrote:How come you have such a high win rate yet such a low score?

do you really need an explanation for that?

Just wondering if he had a unique take on it...

by **warmonger1981** on Wed Mar 11, 2015 8:23 pm

Fingers or fists and how many?

by **TA1LGUNN3R** on Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:13 pm

mrswdk wrote:Would you ever consider flumping?

We call 'em blumpkins around here.

-TG

by **waauw** on Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:17 pm

What's the correct name, football or soccer?
France or Macedonia?
Batman or Iron man?
travel to the future or travel to the past?
back or front?

by **Army of GOD** on Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:21 pm

waauw wrote:What's the correct name, football or soccer?

soccer is the sport where you shoot a white and black ball, football is the better sport

France or Macedonia?

France

Batman or Iron man?

neither, both are entitled cunts. I prefer Flash

travel to the future or travel to the past?

future, they should have immortality discovered by then

back or front?

the f*ck does this even mean

by **Army of GOD** on Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:22 pm

warmonger1981 wrote:Fingers or fists and how many?

2 fingers

anymore and she's loosey goosey

by **betiko** on Thu Mar 12, 2015 5:11 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
mrswdk wrote:Do you have a regular-sized penis which looks freakishly big in comparison to the rest of you, or is it proportionately small?

freakishly big

Army of GOD wrote:
warmonger1981 wrote:Fingers or fists and how many?

2 fingers

anymore and she's loosey goosey

how big are your fingers?

by **Serbia** on Thu Mar 12, 2015 5:57 pm

betiko wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
mrswdk wrote:Do you have a regular-sized penis which looks freakishly big in comparison to the rest of you, or is it proportionately small?

freakishly big

Army of GOD wrote:
warmonger1981 wrote:Fingers or fists and how many?

2 fingers

anymore and she's loosey goosey

how big are your fingers?

Bigger than his dick.

Bollocks.

by **riskllama** on Thu Mar 12, 2015 9:36 pm

zing.

by **DoomYoshi** on Fri Mar 13, 2015 5:18 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
Batman or Iron man?

neither, both are entitled cunts. I prefer Flash

oh noes! what if this rich guy who didn't do anything to deserve his money dies?

by **TA1LGUNN3R** on Mon Mar 16, 2015 8:16 pm

T or A

-TG

by **Army of GOD** on Tue Mar 17, 2015 1:56 pm

A

by **Serbia** on Tue Mar 17, 2015 7:20 pm

Army of GOD wrote:A

F or G

Bollocks.

by **Army of GOD** on Wed Mar 18, 2015 4:06 pm

I DONT KNOW WHAT THOSE LETTERS REPRESENT

by **TA1LGUNN3R** on Wed Mar 18, 2015 7:48 pm

Army of GOD wrote:A

Good man.

-TG

by **2dimes** on Wed Mar 18, 2015 9:47 pm

Have you ever melted butter and drank it?

by **Serbia** on Fri Mar 20, 2015 6:05 am

Army of GOD wrote:I DONT KNOW WHAT THOSE LETTERS REPRESENT

THEY'RE FUCKING LETTERS. PICK A GOD DAMN LETTER.

Bollocks.

by **Army of GOD** on Sat Mar 21, 2015 8:50 pm

Serbia wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I DONT KNOW WHAT THOSE LETTERS REPRESENT

THEY'RE FUCKING LETTERS. PICK A GOD DAMN LETTER.

Bollocks.

AoG's top 5 letters power rankings:
1. R
2. Q
3. B
4. F
5. Y

by **DoomYoshi** on Sun Mar 22, 2015 8:53 am

Army of GOD wrote:
Serbia wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I DONT KNOW WHAT THOSE LETTERS REPRESENT

THEY'RE FUCKING LETTERS. PICK A GOD DAMN LETTER.

Bollocks.

AoG's top 5 letters power rankings:
1. R
2. Q
3. B
4. F
5. Y

It's good that you have B in your top 5, as it is the hottest letter going right now, and seems to keep getting hotter.

On the other hand, you have Y there. Probably the least good letter in a terrible group (the vowels), it handily claims last place in most power rankings charts.