Akron Mystery Crapper

[notyou2]

So they got a picture of the guy that has been shitting on people's personal property in Akron Ohio.

Anyone recognize him?

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Akron-Police-Department/375323736952?fref=nf

[Dukasaur]

So they got a picture of the guy that has been shitting on people's personal property in Akron Ohio.

Anyone recognize him?

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Akron-Police-Department/375323736952?fref=nf

No, but he looks Macedonian.

[DaGip]

apparently the guys normal bowel movement time is between 5 to 6:30 AM. If he's out for a morning jog and has to crap, what does a guy want him to do? Cut him some slack, well ya?

[KoolBak]

"Mystery Crapper"...lmao....what a title.....not cool like "Letter Bomber" or "The Ripper"....

in 30 years....hey grandpa....is it true you were the Mystery Crapper back in ought '15? ....tool.....

[DaGip]

"Mystery Crapper"...lmao....what a title.....not cool like "Letter Bomber" or "The Ripper"....

in 30 years....hey grandpa....is it true you were the Mystery Crapper back in ought '15? ....tool.....

The official name they gave the guy in Akron is The Bowel Movement Bandit.

[notyou2]

"Mystery Crapper"...lmao....what a title.....not cool like "Letter Bomber" or "The Ripper"....

in 30 years....hey grandpa....is it true you were the Mystery Crapper back in ought '15? ....tool.....

The official name they gave the guy in Akron is The Bowel Movement Bandit.

Obviously a reference to the Illinois Enema Bandit.

If Frank were still living he would write a song about this guy too.

[macbone]

I love the expression on this guy's face.

[khazalid]

"Mystery Crapper"...lmao....what a title.....not cool like "Letter Bomber" or "The Ripper"....

in 30 years....hey grandpa....is it true you were the Mystery Crapper back in ought '15? ....tool.....

The official name they gave the guy in Akron is The Bowel Movement Bandit.

owenshooter?

[2dimes]

owenshooter?

Maybe it's his cousin, kevinshitter.

[mrswdk]

There was someone doing something like this in Australia a couple of years ago. Just going around shitting on people's doorsteps and stuff. Once they finally caught him they discovered that he was the town's local tycoon.

The moral of the story: Commonwealth countries are weird.

[2dimes]

Which commonwealth country is Akron in?

[macbone]

When I was in college, a buddy had the goal of taking a crap on the campus of every school in our conference.

I'm fairly sure he didn't mean outside, but you never know.

[2dimes]

When I was in college, a buddy had the goal of taking a crap on the campus of every school in our conference.

I'm fairly sure he didn't mean outside, but you never know.

How did he do? You really should have kept score. It is typically nice to use the facilities of a fine old institution.

One of my favorites was the temple entrance building at temple square salt lake city. The Latter Day Saints keep a mighty fine restroom in my opinion. I suppose if you are an outdoorsy bowel clearing type, the landscaping is pretty up there too.

[Dukasaur]

Who wants me to tell one of my great anecdotes? Five "ayes' will get it.

[mrswdk]

Which commonwealth country is Akron in?

Oh, I assumed that because notyou2 posted it it was a Canada story.

Then all these ex-Brits are weird.

[mrswdk]

Who wants me to tell one of my great anecdotes? Five "ayes' will get it.

Given that all your anecdotes seem to be about crazy sex experiences, and this thread is about poo, I'm apprehensive about what you might be about to share.

[2dimes]

Which commonwealth country is Akron in?

Oh, I assumed that because notyou2 posted it it was a Canada story.

Then all these ex-Brits are weird.

I have been through engerland a couple of times. It's an interesting bunch.

[notyou2]

Fuckin' Akron colonial peasants.....

[Serbia]

My next job assignment was going to be either in Akron, OH or Holland, MI. For many reasons, I prefer Holland. I just got confirmation that another co-worker will be going to Akron, so I shall be sharing this story with him. It really makes me happier than it should. He's already not happy about drawing Ohio, and this story will be sure to make him even angrier. Should be a fun conversation!

Bollocks.

[2dimes]

Tell him to wax his car before he goes.

[betiko]

i confirm, this is victorsullivan

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Let's not judge yet, he could be a pigeon trapped in a man's body.

[jonesthecurl]

Let's not judge yet, he could be a pigeon trapped in a man's body.

well, no. everything that was trapped in that guy's body is now on someone's car.

[betiko]

Let's not judge yet, he could be a pigeon trapped in a man's body.

well, no. everything that was trapped in that guy's body is now on someone's car.

I think victorsullivan who bragged about comming from ohio had a taste for pigeons. technically they might be pigeon craps.