OFFICIAL CONQUER CLUB TECH HELP THREAD

by **saxitoxin** on Thu Apr 16, 2015 9:37 am

I have a 32MB DAT file I need to open but I don't know what program created it.

Here are the first few lines when I open it in a text viewer. Can anyone recognize the program signature or whatever? I will give premium to anyone who gives me information that successfully leads to this file being opened.

by **AndyDufresne** on Thu Apr 16, 2015 10:07 am

You could try: http://mark0.net/soft-tridnet-e.html

--Andy

by **Metsfanmax** on Thu Apr 16, 2015 10:09 am

Someone please delete this thread before CC goes down for conspiracy to commit cyberespionage.

by **Army of GOD** on Thu Apr 16, 2015 10:13 am

have you tried running this file on your Android iPhone?

by **saxitoxin** on Thu Apr 16, 2015 10:23 am

AndyDufresne wrote:You could try: http://mark0.net/soft-tridnet-e.html

hang on, trying it now

Metsfanmax wrote:Someone please delete this thread before CC goes down for conspiracy to commit cyberespionage.

GFY

Army of GOD wrote:have you tried running this file on your Android iPhone?

SUCK IT

by **saxitoxin** on Thu Apr 16, 2015 10:24 am

saxitoxin wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:You could try: http://mark0.net/soft-tridnet-e.html

hang on, trying it now

It said "no results" - 0.0% match! What do you think that means?

by **Metsfanmax** on Thu Apr 16, 2015 10:26 am

saxitoxin wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:You could try: http://mark0.net/soft-tridnet-e.html

hang on, trying it now

It said "no results" - 0.0% match! What do you think that means?

It means that you should kill yourself for trying to hack CC.

by **saxitoxin** on Thu Apr 16, 2015 10:29 am

Metsfanmax wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:You could try: http://mark0.net/soft-tridnet-e.html

hang on, trying it now

It said "no results" - 0.0% match! What do you think that means?

It means that you should kill yourself for trying to hack CC.

GFY AND/OR SUCK IT

by **saxitoxin** on Thu Apr 16, 2015 10:36 am

SOLVED!

I used FileViewer Lite and it opened it!

I've just bought myself Premium as a reward.

Mets/AoG - please report here once you've finished FY or SUCKING IT.

by **Metsfanmax** on Thu Apr 16, 2015 10:38 am

saxitoxin wrote:Mets/AoG - please report here once you've finished FY or SUCKING IT.

What's your preference? xhamster? youporn? redtube?

by **TA1LGUNN3R** on Thu Apr 16, 2015 2:52 pm

Delete system32.

-TG

by **mrswdk** on Sun Apr 19, 2015 9:25 am

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Delete system32.

-TG

Wipe magnet over hard drive.

by **dakky21** on Sun Apr 19, 2015 10:13 am

mrswdk wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Delete system32.

-TG

Wipe magnet over hard drive.

I did it but nothing happened. It's the neodymium one, it's pretty strong...

by **mrswdk** on Sun Apr 19, 2015 11:20 am

Ah. In that case you'd better wash your hard drive with a soft sponge and warm soapy water.

by **dakky21** on Sun Apr 19, 2015 6:15 pm

mrswdk wrote:Ah. In that case you'd better wash your hard drive with a soft sponge and warm soapy water.

That probably wouldn't work either since it is an Solid-state Drive. Not going to try that one though

by **Army of GOD** on Sun Apr 19, 2015 10:27 pm

saxitoxin wrote:SOLVED!

I used FileViewer Lite and it opened it!

I've just bought myself Premium as a reward.

Mets/AoG - please report here once you've finished FY or SUCKING IT.

is 'it' mrswdk's pussy?

by **tzor** on Mon Apr 20, 2015 12:31 pm

Perhaps a gamma ray burst from a nearby supernova; they FUBAR everything!

by **ManBungalow** on Sat Apr 25, 2015 4:22 pm

Have you tried opening it with a different browser? I am unable to replicate this issue using Windows 98.

King A

by **ManBungalow** on Sun Apr 26, 2015 5:56 pm

FFS I was trying to download a video nietzsche sent me of Sasha Grey at some sort of BBQ, but not my browser has crashed and I can't take my turns. I've tried a different browser but still couldn't download the video and now that one has frozen too, and my computer has gone really slow. I'm sending this from my friend's iPad Mini, gonna try download the video on this in a sec, but I'm not sure it's compatible? Help!

I'm using Windows ME with 64GB of RAM and 128MB of ROM, I share it with my cousin and his mates, but they only use it for translating Greek into Albanian so they can play Albanian Minecraft servers (pretty hardcore!), not sure if that will have any implications?

Third party add-ons:
Clickies
BoB
Solitaire in your browser 1996
Assault odds

by **waauw** on Sun Apr 26, 2015 9:01 pm

ManBungalow wrote:FFS I was trying to download a video nietzsche sent me of Sasha Grey at some sort of BBQ, but not my browser has crashed and I can't take my turns. I've tried a different browser but still couldn't download the video and now that one has frozen too, and my computer has gone really slow. I'm sending this from my friend's iPad Mini, gonna try download the video on this in a sec, but I'm not sure it's compatible? Help!

I'm using Windows ME with 64GB of RAM and 128MB of ROM, I share it with my cousin and his mates, but they only use it for translating Greek into Albanian so they can play Albanian Minecraft servers (pretty hardcore!), not sure if that will have any implications?

Third party add-ons:
Clickies
BoB
Solitaire in your browser 1996
Assault odds

Lies! You gave yourself away. Albanians can't afford minecraft.

by **DoomYoshi** on Mon Apr 27, 2015 12:31 am

saxi, did you ever figure out the email problem? I still get angry letters from the government and the bank because they say doomyoshi@conquerclub.com is an invalid email address. I respond by telling them that they know a thing or two about invalids, eh.