Putin signs for the Pittsburg Penguins!!!

by **betiko** on Tue May 19, 2015 2:00 pm

it's not a secret: Vlad Putin would be the best hockey player of all times if he had time for this. Luckily for humanity, he played a new corruption free game where ex-pro players have received 8 goals, by Vlad's team, and of course Vladi scored all 8 of them! Praise the Vlad!

And yes AOG, he's signing for the Penguins.

by **Army of GOD** on Tue May 19, 2015 2:01 pm

what the f*ck are the "Pinguins"

by **nietzsche** on Tue May 19, 2015 2:06 pm

hahahha, betiko has too many problems identifying penguins and other races. I believe he calls sea lions Panguins.

by **betiko** on Tue May 19, 2015 2:08 pm

nietzsche wrote:hahahha, betiko has too many problems identifying penguins and other races. I believe he calls sea lions Panguins.

It's "pingouin" in french. Not calling those penguins. f*ck you and praise Vladi.

by **Army of GOD** on Tue May 19, 2015 2:10 pm

Pinguinos

by **nietzsche** on Tue May 19, 2015 2:14 pm

betiko, did you know i get all the penguins games on my sat package, but i don't care about them? And AoG only watches them when they're on national tv like fox or something like that?

that pisses AoG off.

by **Army of GOD** on Tue May 19, 2015 2:17 pm

nietzsche wrote:betiko, did you know i get all the penguins games on my sat package, but i don't care about them? And AoG only watches them when they're on national tv like fox or something like that?

that pisses AoG off.

haha I pay $10 a month to watch them on hockeystreams.com

by **notyou2** on Tue May 19, 2015 2:18 pm

Betty, stop inflating Vlad's ego. His head has already increased 3 helmet sizes.

by **Serbia** on Tue May 19, 2015 6:44 pm

Being a good patriot, Vlad would sign with HC Dynamo Moscow.

Bollocks.

by **notyou2** on Tue May 19, 2015 7:37 pm

Serbia wrote:Being a good patriot, Vlad would sign with HC Dynamo Moscow.

Bollocks.

And fail to get paid like the rest of the team.

by **dario2099** on Tue May 19, 2015 8:20 pm

Army of GOD wrote:what the f*ck are the "Pinguins"

Don't waste your time trying to teach betiko how to spell, Il est manchot du cerveau.

by **tzor** on Wed May 20, 2015 1:58 pm

betiko wrote:it's not a secret: Vlad Putin would be the best hockey player of all times if he had time for this.

Are you secretly my coworker who worships the Rangers and insists that the guy who stands by the goal and redirects the puck is more skillful than lucky? (Especially after it got deflected by someone else's skate.) Honestly you have got to be kidding me.

He belongs in Brooklyn! (I'll tell the Islanders to start negotiations for trade immediately.)

Have you heard the song about him being on a cracker?

You know, "Putin on the Ritz."